Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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Oh boy oh boy! Actual testing inbound for the U.S.

Place your bets now, friends! How many coofers in America?


I'm personally quite convinced that it has spread everywhere on the planet at this point and most of the people have it, but are simply asymptomatic or have so mild symptoms that they just don't care. There is no way it wouldn't have spread everywhere at this point as it was evidently present in China at least as early as the beginning of December. Wuhan lockdown came in to effect in the end of January, which leaves almost two months of time window for it to spread. If you have brains, you can assume from that that before anyone knew it was around, it had already spread far and wide beyond Chinese borders.

Personally I believe that the worst aspect of this virus is that it's causing such a economic disruption. Not because I would particularly care about stock markets, but because I'm quite convinced that it's unwarranted. Investors and their muppets in the national governments will be pissed off once they realize that billions in profit have been wiped away just because of unwarranted panic spreading in social media, and this may very well lead to new legislations against freedom of information and freedom of speech in general. On the other hand, if we ever in the future encounter a really dangerous disease, the captains of industry will not be so eager to allow these kind of quarantine measures, even if they would be warranted then, as the lesson they take away from this one will most likely be that the proles are prone to panic, and should not be given voice in the affairs of society.
 
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Ohkay on a serious note. Does anyone know a good online pharmacy that sells products without too much hassle?

The following: https://euro-good-pills.com/order-trimox-online-sv.html seems to be a scam.

Contacted their support, kept asking questions about verification.
They bounced me to: http://homepillshop.com/

Homepill says it's verified by Canadian agency.

Except it's not.

Support is now silent.

Just give me a good one, I need to buy Amoxicillin.
Why do I need to buy Amoxicillin? Because according to: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25157873 it's what kills
Prevotella <- The thing that's carrying the Coronavirus.



It was actually because so many Swedes were moving to America and the country was running out of labor.
No point in even arguing. Okay :) You're right! Swede's were leaving in throves in 1918 after being neutral in a conflict that destroyed Europe. Im sorry.
 

Your face when the engineered virus was released world wide to jusrify chingchong and longdong's literal hot dog buffet.


If it has bacterial hosts and jumps species that easily it is going to stay around permanently. Even at best you will need to nuke your gut bacteria. Say goodbye to milk products.

Thanks globohomo. Thanks boomers and tourism. Thanks global economy.

If it is as mild as people say , why the ever loving fuck would China of all places take action? Few nations care less about their citizens as China. If even slanteyes is freaking out, its bad.
 
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Your face when the engineered virus was released world wide to jusrify chingchong and longdong's literal hot dog buffet.


If it has bacterial hosts and jumps species that easily it is going to stay around permanently. Even at best you will need to nuke your gut bacteria. Say goodbye to tard cum products.

Thanks globohomo. Thanks boomers and tourism. Thanks global economy.

If it is as mild as people say , why the ever loving fuck would China of all places take action? Few nations care less about their citizens as China. If even slanteyes is freaking out, its bad.


My personal take on why China acted so drastically is a) they have had some internal turmoil in the near-past(Hong Kong etc.), and PRC decided that it's the time to remind their people that the Mandate of Heaven still belongs to the emperor Xi, essentially flexing their muscles and showing that they have might to put lockdowns on cities that are larger than small nations, and b) they were chastised by the rest of the world in the past for being too complacent with avian flu etc. However, in the past we didn't have social media, and the Chinese leadership didn't quite understand what kind of wildfire of panic and hysteria they would be unleashing upon the world.

I also had a theory that the very high death toll concentrated in Wuhan specifically would indicate that actually this whole virus debacle is a smoke-screen to hide some other kind of catastrophe. Perhaps a nuclear power plant went Tschernobyl in Wuhan, or a large factory accident released something really poisonous in that area. Both could lead to significant prolonged exposure death toll in a country like China. To cover it up, PRC decided to let loose a coronavirus to explain why they have suddenly lots of people dying of respiratory illness, and while the virus in itself doesn't seem to be very dangerous, the aforementioned amplificatory effect of social media whipped it up to global hysteria. But even I don't seriously believe this theory, and we have no way to get any proof of such, so I'm going with the first explanation.
 
Seriously, I need a good guide on how to start my own militia and how to build barricades that will keep the raiders out.

Well first thing you need is a good cache of melee weapons. Guns are great if possible but bullets are hard and dangerous to make so keep them for real needs. Crossbows can be good for hunting because arrows are much more easy to make, but farming should be a priority if possible, because they're more stable and safer.

Next up. Barricades aren't that great unless añready under siege. What you want is to have barriers easy enough to open from the inside but good enough to keep things out, remember, the priority isn't having walls to stop sngry neighbors, it's having the visibility to know when they come, the logistics to prepare ambushes and the ease of movement to get the drop on them. Barricades no matter how good they are can be turned against you by anyone with a molotov, you should not tellegraph your position and restrict yourself like that, enough pasive defense to keep things out is needed but once the perimeter is safe enough move on to other priorities.

After that comes the group and I've been testing how long I can keep this joke up but I'm realizing I'm even more autistic than I thought so I'm going to stop now.

Your face when the engineered virus was released world wide to jusrify chingchong and longdong's literal hot dog buffet.


If it has bacterial hosts and jumps species that easily it is going to stay around permanently. Even at best you will need to nuke your gut bacteria. Say goodbye to tard cum products.

Thanks globohomo. Thanks boomers and tourism. Thanks global economy.

If it is as mild as people say , why the ever loving fuck would China of all places take action? Few nations care less about their citizens as China. If even slanteyes is freaking out, its bad.

Over half the chinese population doesn't clean their hands after peeing and over a third not even after pooping. Due to pollution most chinamen citydwellers have lungs more akin to oilfields than what actual lungs are supposed to look like, and due to malnutrition combined with the infections they get from eating weird shit their immune systems have long since been put on suicidewatch.

Add any virus infective and resilient enough and no wonder china's collapsing. As Dr Fernando Simon said over here (the ISCIII spokeperson and alert coordinator) "this virus isn't severe but it is worrying", as in most people will feel nothing but the socioeconomic disruption it can cause IS a huge issue even if the virus itself isn't.

Hell I've never met the guy personally but I can tell you he's been keeping a close eye on the flu since 2008 and spain's been worried about that since long before, because our epidemiologists always knew if it were to mutate in certain ways it could cause massive logistical issues even if not that severe. Which is why I lol at all the "its just a flu therefore don't worry" idiots. HEY DUMMIES, EXPERTS HAVE BEEN PARANOID ABOUT THE FLU FOR YEARS. PRECISELY BECAUSE OF WHAT THIS VIRUS IS DOING!
 
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I can see those two as possibilites but they are even more tinfoil hat than the virus just being deadly.

They would not wreck their economy just to contain a rad leak or flex. Bioweapons are scarier than nukes for a reason.

Yes, but it's already proven that this virus is not that deadly. It has a death toll of 1-3%. In conditions of Chinese hospitals. However it's been proven that the virus is one fucker to spread, which in my firm opinion indicates that it's already everywhere, and in reality the death toll is probably even much less than 1%. There is no way to test everyone, at least not in the foreseeable future, and it's known that majority of known cases are mild or asymptomatic and indistinguishable from common cold. I've had runny nose and slightly sore throat now for a week or so, so have almost all people I know. For all I know, we might all have it already and it's doing nothing. Having these symptoms is common here at this time of the year, so no-one is going to see a doctor because of them, and thus no-one can know if they have the virus.
 
Well first thing you need is a good cache of melee weapons. Guns are great if possible but bullets are hard and dangerous to make so keep them for real needs. Crossbows can be good for hunting because arrows are much more easy to make, but farming should be a priority if possible, because they're more stable and safer.

Next up. Barricades aren't that great unless añready under siege. What you want is to have barriers easy enough to open from the inside but good enough to keep things out, remember, the priority isn't having walls to stop sngry neighbors, it's having the visibility to know when they come, the logistics to prepare ambushes and the ease of movement to get the drop on them. Barricades no matter how good they are can be turned against you by anyone with a molotov, you should not tellegraph your position and restrict yourself like that, enough pasive defense to keep things out is needed but once the perimeter is safe enough move on to other priorities.

After that comes the group and I've been testing how long I can keep this joke up but I'm realizing I'm even more autistic than I thought so I'm going to stop now.



Over half the chinese population doesn't clean their hands after peeing and over a third not even after pooping. Due to pollution most chinamen citydwellers have lungs more akin to oilfields than what actual lungs are supposed to look like, and due to malnutrition combined with the infections they get from eating weird shit their immune systems have long since been put on suicidewatch.

Add any virus infective and resilient enough and no wonder china's collapsing. As Dr Fernando Simon said over here (the ISCIII spokeperson and alert coordinator) "this virus isn't severe but it is worrying", as in most people will feel nothing but the socioeconomic disruption it can cause IS a huge issue even if the virus itself isn't.

Hell I've never met the guy personally but from the contact I know I can tell you he's been keeping a close eye on the flu since 2008 and spain's been worried about that since long before, because our epidemiologists always knew if it were to mutate in certain ways it could cause massive logistical issues even if not that severe. Which is why I lol at all the "its just a flu therefore don't worry" idiots. HEY DUMMIES, EXPERTS HAVE BEEN PARANOID ABOUT THE FLU FOR YEARS. PRECISELY BECAUSE OF WHAT THIS VIRUS IS DOING!

Yet the Chinese are reported to be second in the world in IQ.

I'm going to go on a limb and say that reporting is bullshit.

EDIT: yeah, I looked it up. It is utter bullshit. The orginization that does global reporting allows China to pick whatever place best represents them..

They pick Shanghai, their most developed city. That city represents 2 percent of their population...
 
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Can you imagine the stupidity? It must be true...
Whether or not it's a bio weapon it's irreverent. Point is shits getting bad. So bad china is willing to risk ultimate financial ruin to contain it. It doesn't matter if the government there is using this as a means to silence dissenters they do this shit all the time in good times and bad. What matters is the incompentance of our world leaders and the USA in general. Point is evacuating our citizens isn't wrong what is not closing our borders THEN. Because now you don't have to go to China to get it.
 
Welp, I think we can all agree that Corona-Chan has officially left that skanky strip club down by the airport and is now in her clubbing clothes twerking at that high end club.

Just got advised that it might be prudent to have 90 days of food, water, and medications.

A friend of mine is betting that this is going to have a 2% death rate here in America and that Bernie and the rest can campaign all they want, but it'll be martial law by August.

Personally, I think he's as crazy as he's always been. He spent a lot of time at Ft Meade, Fort Dietrich, and Red Stone, so he's always been a little weird. I figure here in the west it's gonna be closer to 0.5%.

As to why they haven't done more stringent measures? Well, let's see: The State Department flat out ignores BADORANGEMAN if they want to. The Dems are out to sabotage anything in order to make Trump look bad, fuck how many peasants have to die. People start screaming about their rights if you try to quarantine them. Stopping flights is racism. Dem governors are flat out lying on Twitter and would do the opposite of what Trump said if Trump told them not to drink battery acid.

If you prepare for stuff like this, you get called names. If you worry about obvious dangers and hazards, you get called names.

Hell, look on Twitter. The same people posting "It's just a flu, bro" wouldn't know influenza if it hit them in the face until they were choking to death. They're also the same ones who are saying Trump isn't doing enough but even THREE DAYS AGO were saying Trump was being alarmist.

America's turned into a nation of goddamn entitled morons.

The majority of the damage Corona-Chan's gonna do here in America? It's going to be because the public does it to themselves.

But, don't panic till you see the military bases locked down and the National Guard called up. Then, just worry a little and take care of yourself.

Remember what they teach you in SERE: Panic kills. Keep your head on your shoulders and you can get your way through anything.

And remember, Kiwi: Smile to yourself and hug your loved ones. It actually improves your immune system.
 
Yes, but it's already proven that this virus is not that deadly. It has a death toll of 1-3%. In conditions of Chinese hospitals. However it's been proven that the virus is one fucker to spread, which in my firm opinion indicates that it's already everywhere, and in reality the death toll is probably even much less than 1%. There is no way to test everyone, at least not in the foreseeable future, and it's known that majority of known cases are mild or asymptomatic and indistinguishable from common cold. I've had runny nose and slightly sore throat now for a week or so, so have almost all people I know. For all I know, we might all have it already and it's doing nothing. Having these symptoms is common here at this time of the year, so no-one is going to see a doctor because of them, and thus no-one can know if they have the virus.
Yeah but china ain't releasing their actual stats I got stats from singapore hinting the death toll is much higher and Iran is getting fucked up the ass with coronas strap on of death.
China is on damage control with the presses I handed documents to my boss with reports that the crematories in wuhan are operating 24/7 with bodies coming in from the streets and houses. by saying this is just the sniffles is a huge understatement the cold even in the poorest of countries hasn't hit that level of death.
 
I may be biases but remember the health care where I live is below city Chingchong levels. Its on par with rural chinaman healthcare, and our population is aging.

We don't smoke as much, we don't stress and lollute as much but our hospitals are even shittier. Most of them were built before isolation wards were invented. Machines like X ray and MRI are in a two digit number with month long waiting times under ideal conditions.

So far we know that runny nose is not it. That is just the cold or regular flu.

Israel takes no shit and jews are smart.
Happy merchant can do it and make a ton of shekels selling it, and be a hero.
 
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It has a current death toll of 7%. Everything else is mumbo jumbo.
What we *know* is that 7% die and 93% recover.

What we suspect is that 1-3% will die.
Some people expect even fewer deaths because they inflate the number of possible people not diagnosed without any sources and despite the most stringent control mechanisms ever implemented in the world being active in China.


If I was a really scummy betting man who bets on pandemic deaths I'd put it at 5% without access to effective hospital treatment.
 
Not trying to be a doomer or anything, but if you have any relatives in a nursing home or long term care otherwise now would be a good time to go and see them. Even if this turns into another nothingburger, and we get robbed of our happening as always the one place you can bet on it having a major impact regardless if (big if) it spreads is long term care. If the virus makes its way into your community there are simply too many vectors of entry for it to not enter into long term care facilities. Even if you forbid entrance from family members there's still, staff (who potentially work prn at hospitals or doctors offices, and shift change multiple times a day), pharmacists who deliver meds multiple times a day, Doctors still occasionally visit, a large portion of residents are admitted straight from the hospitals, residents leave daily to doctors offices, and residents are picked up and returned by paramedics. Once it enters your community its not a matter of if, but when it will get into long term care facilities, and when it does it will absolutely ravage them. Even if your relative would miraculously not get it, and they still for some reason allowed outsiders to freely visit it will not be worth the risk to go see them.
 
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