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I'm suprised he eats out so much considering how anti social and lazy he is. I wonder how he treats wait staff and if he is a good tipper or tips like Mr Pink. When he said he eats out 3 times on his days off I couldn't believe it. Wouldn't you be full after breakfast and lunch?

A hard life is coming for phil if the seattle government doesn't just glance at his paperwork and approve it. I think a lot of millenials don't work as hard as they should because when they get older they aren't going to want to drive uber or work at grocery store or whatever case may be. My job sucks but it pays well and when I am DSP age I will have a nest egg. Will DSP be able to survive on ramen and working an actual real world job in his late thirties and forties? that shit will kill him. At best he will get a call center job where boomers scream at him. I doubt he can achieve that though, he will be working retail. He's going to be living through hell because he sat on his ass for a decade and spent like a moron. That 10 years in his safe space was probably awesome but reality after that is going to suck hard. He better hope Bezos doesn't automate all the jobs he'd even qualify for, "call center, retail, uber". Then what is he going to do?
 
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Freshtodeath said:
I'm suprised he eats out so much considering how anti social and lazy he is. I wonder how he treats wait staff and if he is a good tipper or tips like Mr Pink. When he said he eats out 3 times on his days off I couldn't believe it. Wouldn't you be full after breakfast and lunch?

A hard life is coming for phil if the seattle government doesn't just glance at his paperwork and approve it. I think a lot of millenials don't work as hard as they should because when they get older they aren't going to want to drive uber or work at grocery store or whatever case may be. My job sucks but it pays well and when I am DSP age I will have a nest egg. Will DSP be able to survive on ramen and working an actual real world job in his late thirties and forties? that shit will kill him. At best he will get a call center job where boomers scream at him. I doubt he can achieve that though, he will be working retail. He's going to be living through hell because he sat on his ass for a decade and spent like a moron. That 10 years in his safe space was probably awesome but reality after that is going to suck hard. He better hope Bezos doesn't automate all the jobs he'd even qualify for, "call center, retail, uber". Then what is he going to do?
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Yeah - job doesn't suck and pays decently - not bad I enjoy it. Onto Phil, I literally can't see him getting a job. As he stated and I do believe this is the only true thing I heard come out of his mouth: " No job would hire me because of the videos they would see online." And I highly believe that. One look at his Mass effect Nazi rant - or even future dated with his masturbating on stream or just plain insulting people would be a major no. Unless somehow in the future there is a law like Affirmative action for internet videos or some shit. He won't be getting a job.

I can only imagine DSP at Walmart... Customer: Sir, where is the pasta? Phil: ACKACKACK are you blind you moron!? It's right there! You want me to do your shopping for you!?! Also, for pasta, I prefer a Penne. Easy to eat. ACKACK
 
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ProvenWrong said:
I can only imagine DSP at Walmart... Customer: Sir, where is the pasta? Phil: ACKACKACK are you blind you moron!? It's right there! You want me to do your shopping for you!‽ Also, for pasta, I prefer a Penne. Easy to eat. ACKACK
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DSP would never say that, idiot.
Not up-front, I mean. In his head as he wobbles and submissively points to the pasta, and then later to his wife and remaining paypigs.
 
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ProvenWrong said:
I can only imagine DSP at Walmart... Customer: Sir, where is the pasta? Phil: ACKACKACK are you blind you moron!? It's right there! You want me to do your shopping for you!‽ Also, for pasta, I prefer a Penne. Easy to eat. ACKACK
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Phil will never enter a Walmart it is for "angry poor people"

Edit: Still seems to dislike Troy Baker about wearing a scarf. Also admitted he spent money on Overwatch skins when "he had money" uh no you didn't Mr.14 credit cards.
 
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Gotta love when Phil busts out the TardVest.

He's gonna need it in his cardboard box later this year.
 

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Martys_not_smarty said:
Spaghetti requires a bit of manipulation on the part of the water, penne you can eat like an asian eataly rice, just hold the bowl up to your face and shovel it in.
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He basically said that "you gotta swirl your fork around and sauce and meat are flying everywhere!" Not sure if hyperbole or he's just that exceptional.
 
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And he talks like we've all forgotten his mashed potato matriarch exists, so his meal + whatever she gets while they're out EASILY surpasses in cost what he could buy and make at home.

Repeating myself here but he's just like a big hairy baby. He doesn't care about practicality or being frugal, he just wants a treat on his day out. Window shopping all day is hard work!
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I'm very interested and also very lazy to do such research but, would anyone be so kind as to fill me in about the sons of kojima and how they compare to the WingsOfRedemption trolls? Were they as bad, worse, or not as bad as Wings troll discords?
 
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I'm very interested and also very lazy to do such research but, would anyone be so kind as to fill me in about the sons of kojima and how they compare to the WingsOfRedemption trolls? Were they as bad, worse, or not as bad as Wings troll discords?
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They made and reacted to TiHYDPs.
When you think about it, DSP has had it easy compared to the trolling that other lolcows have experienced.
 
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Hey guys I know im late but I’ve been curious...
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As sorry of an excuse of a bankruptcy filing it is...Is Phil really not obligated to put down any amount for “Family Support”? Seeing as his parents bailed him out of a couple situations in his past..? Is this his ego once again hiding yet another fact that he does indeed receive massive amounts of financial help from them? Or is it something else?

edit: I don’t think I understand the question the form asks.
 
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Yo soy Philippe Escobar said:
Hey guys I know im late but I’ve been curious...View attachment 1166014
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As sorry of an excuse of a bankruptcy filing it is...Is Phil really not obligated to put down any amount for “Family Support”? Seeing as his parents bailed him out of a couple situations in his past..? Is this his ego once again hiding yet another fact that he does indeed receive massive amounts of financial help from them? Or is it something else?

edit: I don’t think I understand the question the form asks.
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That probably refers to more structured and on-going payments, based on the examples given. So if you were getting $1000 a month every single month from your parents, that would probably need to be listed. But getting a one or two-time gift of money wouldn't count, though it would presumably be counted in the monthly income breakdown.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
imagine being such a glutton, you spin your fork like a spaz and get shit all over the place just so you can shove pasta in your face ASAP
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and to elaborate further
he's trying to paint eating spaghetti as some herculean feat
all he's doing is making himself look like a fucking retard

honestly the more and more he lies about things the more pathetic he paints himself
 
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ZehnBoat said:
and to elaborate further
he's trying to paint eating spaghetti as some herculean feat
all he's doing is making himself look like a fucking exceptional individual

honestly the more and more he lies about things the more pathetic he paints himself
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I wouldn't be surprised if, one day, we find out he throws all his food in a blender and just drinks it down because forking, knifing and chewing is too much work.
 
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