حلال Ashley "Ashton" Lynne Coulter / @cantremembernothing / ButtercupSaiyan / watercolorheart / heartnotes3 / glowhips / celestialmew / MidnaPurity - Passive Aggressive, Attention Whoring, Fat 33 Year Old Furry Artist that LARPs as Nonbinary, Writes Incest Powerpuff Girls Fanfics, and Works with a Cub Loving Zoophile

[ManateeHunter]

I was going to post "coom" but ugh

 

[FeverGlitch]

FINALLY! Some halal, it was quite a long time. It should happen more often with the volume of spergy members throwing a shitfest in the farms these times, in my opinion.

I had already a feeling just by seeing the quality of her posts recently, that it was just a matter of time for this to happen soon. Imagine being so desperate for the all-wanted gain of cLOut, that you literally powerlevel yourself on one of the internet's notorious places for discussing and archiving lolcow actions. "What could possibly go wrong?" Amirite?

@cantremembernothing, you fucking madman! Was this all worth it for the sake of people knowing your retarded art-skills on the internet?

 

[Revo]

Ashley's a woman and I would not have sex with her.

 

[dopy]

her tits look sad, and i am sad too

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

She has aspergers and is on at least lithium, please forgive her lack of brain cells



Onto the more important part: this user is a raging pedophile. They wouldn't stop going about the book "Ada or Ardor: A Family Chronicle". This is a book by Vladimir Nabokov, the writer of "Lolita".

Now you might say, he wrote a lot of books, what's different about this one?
From Wikipedia:

Ada tells the life story of a man named Van Veen, and his lifelong love affair with his sister Ada. They meet when she is eleven (soon to be twelve) and he is fourteen, believing that they are cousins (more precisely: that their fathers are cousins and that their mothers are sisters), and begin a sexual affair. They later discover that Van's father is also Ada's and her mother is also his. The story follows the various interruptions and resumptions of their affair. Both are wealthy, educated, and intelligent. Van goes on to become a world-renowned psychologist, and the book itself takes the form of his memoirs, written when he is in his nineties, punctuated with his own and Ada's marginal notes, and in parts with notes by an unnamed editor, suggesting the manuscript is not complete.
The novel is divided into five parts, each shorter in length than the preceding one (Part four being the only exception). As they progress chronologically, this structure evokes a sense of a person reflecting on his own memories, with an adolescence stretching out epically, and many later years simply flashing by.

I can remember from when I was in chat her mentioning this a half dozen times. I don't know what signals you expect to send when you won't stop raving about books involving sexual relationships between children? Kinda weird to have sex so young, then obsess over that romantic dynamic.
@DarkWeenix additionally claimed when they were chatting to this freak that she wouldn't stop talking about it like the sperg she is.
She claimed to @Stranger Neighbors she was raised on /b/, not a healthy place for somebody to be, clearly has effect her fetishes a bit beyond having sex at age 12.

tl;dr Ash is a proud pedo who despite knowing what she's do is wrong, very clearly engages in those fantasies to a point it clearly spills into her personality.
Needs a bullet in the head/10

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Goddammit. And I, along with some other people, nicely warned her over her constant spergy slip-ups at her profile page at first. Now I can see that was a mistake.

What's best was that her just linking her tumblr page once was enough for me to find her YT page partially revealing her real name and then her FB page, and that was before I thought she might have been itching for a thread. Even if Ashley didn't autistically try to create her own thread with all her info on a silver platter, all her dox was pratically in plain sight by how interconnected her profiles were. Guess her thread was inevitable at that point.

Anyway, looking at her Sparse page:

Spoiler: Frequently Asked Questions

https://www.watercolorheart.com/info/FAQ (archive.is)

Spoiler: Gallery

https://www.watercolorheart.com/info/gallery (archive.is)

She really included a gallery section, on her semi-professional website, of her dumb selfies

 

[Reynard]

Typically when someone is called "the epitome of what is wrong with the furry fandom" I tend to say "yeah right." To my surprise, I'd say this one is pretty damn close. Claiming to be non-binary because it's trendy, being an attention whore, ties to someone into dogs and underaged porn and whines when websites say no cubs like a little bitch, writes underaged period and puberty fanfics? Yeah, this thread is onto something. All it's missing is she herself being unapologetically into real children and perhaps a cub gore fetish as well. I've seen worse people from a fetish perspective but they're rarely attention whores like this chick.

The thing with this Zed001 guy that piques my interest is, for the sake of this question assuming he's not her boyfriend, knowing when she was close friends with him. There wasn't a date on the tweet screencap and I have to ask how recently she has mentioned him favorably like that. I guess I just want some clarification on that juicy bit because sometimes people like this will be okay with something one day and then after a while they pull a 180. They're always hanging out with whoever will tolerate them at the time because most people will get sick of their shit.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

A bullet for every tripfag ever.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Perusing her profile, so many kindly Kiwis gave her good advice on how to avoid getting halal'd. But, frog and scorpion I suppose.

A word to anyone with genuine autism: stay out of the chat. There is nothing there for you, save for the laughter of thirsting gods.

 

[Childe]

 

[FramerGirl420]

Another YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/HeartNotes3/featured

And another dancing video:

Spoiler: archive

View attachment 1167006

A little song and dance

With "Sensual Seduction" from Snoop Dog.via YouTube Capture

www.youtube.com

 

[wes]

1) I thought she was simply an obnoxious poster with a penchant for not reading threads before posting, but seeing all of this is amazing. And not surprising in the least

2) The lithium claim is interesting; usually it's a last resort medication for bipolar disorders or other disorders that have severe manic episodes. There's been speculation that there is some comorbidity with bipolar disorder and autism, however, namedropping lithium makes me wonder if she's spouting lies or has a lot more problems than simply the 'tism.

Typically when someone is called "the epitome of what is wrong with the furry fandom" I tend to say "yeah right." To my surprise, I'd say this one is pretty damn close. Claiming to be non-binary because it's trendy, being an attention whore, ties to someone into dogs and underaged porn and whines when websites say no cubs like a little bitch, writes underaged period and puberty fanfics? Yeah, this thread is onto something. All it's missing is she herself being unapologetically into real children and perhaps a cub gore fetish as well. I've seen worse people from a fetish perspective but they're rarely attention whores like this chick.

What concerns me the most is this picture from the OP. I'm almost certain this is from some hentai fuck game where you make your own waifu and get to deflower her in various locations. Looking at the picture makes my skin crawl because of how young the girl looks. I know that the customization options in waifu maker games can be exhaustive, but ugh

Spoiler

A bullet for every tripfag ever.

Has there ever been a good tripfag? Ever?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Has there ever been a good tripfag? Ever?

Oppenheimer

 

[Kenya Jones]

View attachment 1167432

It works better with the stuff from Zed aka gay/bi zoophile that she possibly had some form of relationship with

 

[Yotsubaaa]

Found another (secure?) tripcode and some older usernames to look into (Sorka318, AWP):

Desuarchive » Global Search » Searching for posts with the tripcode ‘!!mJMjWKIN6GV’.

4plebs » Global Search » Searching for posts with the tripcode ‘!!mJMjWKIN6GV’.

4plebs archives 4chan boards /adv/, /f/, /hr/, /o/, /pol/, [s4s], /sp/, /tg/, /trv/, /tv/ and /x/

archive.4plebs.org

This one was active back in 2013. On a quick glance it seems to be her usual 4chan shitposting and powerleveling.

good work everyone! This is hilarious, can't wait for the impending troon arc.

Me neither!

 

[El Porko Fako]

I always wondered what you got up to when you were not Kiwi Farms @zedkissed60. What a fascinating life.

 

[The Last Stand]

A woman in her thirties acting like this on the Internet. That's a huge digital footprint.

 

[soft kitty]

Well damn, it's been a hot minute since we had a good halal. Awesome thread.

Welcome to Kiwi Farms @cantremembernothing, you are here forever.

 

[exhausted]

nice i predicted a halal

 

[Childe]

Any info on who this boyfriend is?