حلال Ashley "Ashton" Lynne Coulter / @cantremembernothing / ButtercupSaiyan / watercolorheart / heartnotes3 / glowhips / celestialmew / MidnaPurity - Passive Aggressive, Attention Whoring, Fat 33 Year Old Furry Artist that LARPs as Nonbinary, Writes Incest Powerpuff Girls Fanfics, and Works with a Cub Loving Zoophile

Angel Baby Firefly said:
shes probably just sleeping off a meth binge
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True, enough I suppose. I just remember how quickly the lagoonablue thread exploded when it first started because she was messaging people left and right about her thread. Kind of expected that to be the case to given how ashley acted before getting a thread of her own
 
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SIGSEGV said:
This thread was made about four and a half hours after @cantremembernothing was last online. If she's been lurking ITT, then she's smart enough to do so while logged out or while logged in with an alt. Welcome to the farms, by the way.
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I appreciate it. Just been lurking around for a while but decided I wanted to post some news about a local ministry leader whose businesses got shut down for abuse of its staff (and his flock), and he's very probably a zoophile.
 
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andr0id psycho sho(ker said:
Ashley seems surprisingly quiet both on this site and on other social media platforms at the moment. Is there anything else about her that hasn't been already discussed?
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She's back, and she like the attention. Not surprising, she seems like the type that desperate for any attention. Which is expected of a teenager, but this chicks in her 30s.
 
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andr0id psycho sho(ker said:
True, enough I suppose. I just remember how quickly the lagoonablue thread exploded when it first started because she was messaging people left and right about her thread. Kind of expected that to be the case to given how ashley acted before getting a thread of her own
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Yeah but Lagoona was already a forum regular for years following her halal. It left more of an impact. same with Hirtes. Nobody expected them to be lolcows in their own right. @cantremembernothing nothing was making a fool of themselves the moment they signed up so its not like anyone is surprised. Most of their dox is shit we already knew.
 
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The writing on the walls could be seen miles away. I had wanted to make a game of finding her stupid posts and archiving them, but it’s hard to do and not remotely satisfying when every post the individual makes is just utterly moronic.

I’m going to play devil’s advocate here. This person seems nice enough (just very naive) until you dig deep enough to discover that she’s a disgusting, lumpy-fat pedophile. Numerous individuals had given both nice and stern warnings, I opted for the prior.

Not much else to do or say here - just watch the spectacle. If you want attention, you’ll quickly learn that your own thread is the polar opposite of what you desire.
 
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Token Weeaboo said:
It's an early Kiwiversary for our @cantremembernothing
Hope you remember this one for once.
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Wow, a year already? Time flies.

Oh my lord, that OP. Hilarious!

Incidentally, I still don't understand the usage of "halal" so is this a slang term I'm not familiar with? Does it just mean getting a thread or does it have some kind of expanded usage I'm not aware of?

Oh, wow, that's, uh, quite a definition.

Halal
(v.)- To shit violently in reaction to eating food purchased from a Manhattan street vendor of Middle Eastern descent. Usually this action takes place within 4 hours of consuming the "food".

The feeling one gets in one's stomach before needing to halal is referred to halalitude, meaning that the IED is about to detonate. Preferably one can make it to a restroom in time to halal hastily into an armored porcelain bowl. Even in these circumstances, bloodshed is almost certain.
Mark: "Oh fuck, I'm not feeling too good. I might halal myself on this train."
Chris: "Why the fuck did you buy that gyro from the Hajji stand outside of Penn Station? You know that dune coon was just selling you an IED to drop down your stomach and give it some real halalitude..."
Mark: "I was drunk and starving, what do you want?... Oh shit, here comes the suicide bomb..."

#halalitude#shit#hajji#habib#dune coon
 
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cantremembernothing said:
Wow, a year already? Time flies.

Oh my lord, that OP. Hilarious!

Incidentally, I still don't understand the usage of "halal" so is this a slang term I'm not familiar with? Does it just mean getting a thread or does it have some kind of expanded usage I'm not aware of?

Oh, wow, that's, uh, quite a definition.

Halal
(v.)- To shit violently in reaction to eating food purchased from a Manhattan street vendor of Middle Eastern descent. Usually this action takes place within 4 hours of consuming the "food".

The feeling one gets in one's stomach before needing to halal is referred to halalitude, meaning that the IED is about to detonate. Preferably one can make it to a restroom in time to halal hastily into an armored porcelain bowl. Even in these circumstances, bloodshed is almost certain.
Mark: "Oh fuck, I'm not feeling too good. I might halal myself on this train."
Chris: "Why the fuck did you buy that gyro from the Hajji stand outside of Penn Station? You know that dune coon was just selling you an IED to drop down your stomach and give it some real halalitude..."
Mark: "I was drunk and starving, what do you want?... Oh shit, here comes the suicide bomb..."

#halalitude#shit#hajji#habib#dune coon
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I can't tell if this buddy-buddy "HA HA I HAVE A THREAD GREAT JOKE GUISE" is some kind of coping mechanism or if you really are so autistic that even the simplest insult goes over your head. Either way I'm reaching for my popcorn.
 
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cantremembernothing said:
Wow, a year already? Time flies.

Oh my lord, that OP. Hilarious!

Incidentally, I still don't understand the usage of "halal" so is this a slang term I'm not familiar with? Does it just mean getting a thread or does it have some kind of expanded usage I'm not aware of?

Oh, wow, that's, uh, quite a definition.

Halal
(v.)- To shit violently in reaction to eating food purchased from a Manhattan street vendor of Middle Eastern descent. Usually this action takes place within 4 hours of consuming the "food".

The feeling one gets in one's stomach before needing to halal is referred to halalitude, meaning that the IED is about to detonate. Preferably one can make it to a restroom in time to halal hastily into an armored porcelain bowl. Even in these circumstances, bloodshed is almost certain.
Mark: "Oh fuck, I'm not feeling too good. I might halal myself on this train."
Chris: "Why the fuck did you buy that gyro from the Hajji stand outside of Penn Station? You know that dune coon was just selling you an IED to drop down your stomach and give it some real halalitude..."
Mark: "I was drunk and starving, what do you want?... Oh shit, here comes the suicide bomb..."

#halalitude#shit#hajji#habib#dune coon
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And it begins
 
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cantremembernothing said:
Wow, a year already? Time flies.

Oh my lord, that OP. Hilarious!

Incidentally, I still don't understand the usage of "halal" so is this a slang term I'm not familiar with? Does it just mean getting a thread or does it have some kind of expanded usage I'm not aware of?

Oh, wow, that's, uh, quite a definition.

Halal
(v.)- To shit violently in reaction to eating food purchased from a Manhattan street vendor of Middle Eastern descent. Usually this action takes place within 4 hours of consuming the "food".

The feeling one gets in one's stomach before needing to halal is referred to halalitude, meaning that the IED is about to detonate. Preferably one can make it to a restroom in time to halal hastily into an armored porcelain bowl. Even in these circumstances, bloodshed is almost certain.
Mark: "Oh fuck, I'm not feeling too good. I might halal myself on this train."
Chris: "Why the fuck did you buy that gyro from the Hajji stand outside of Penn Station? You know that dune coon was just selling you an IED to drop down your stomach and give it some real halalitude..."
Mark: "I was drunk and starving, what do you want?... Oh shit, here comes the suicide bomb..."

#halalitude#shit#hajji#habib#dune coon
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You probably smell like Halal IRL
 
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cantremembernothing said:
Wow, a year already? Time flies.

Oh my lord, that OP. Hilarious!

Incidentally, I still don't understand the usage of "halal" so is this a slang term I'm not familiar with? Does it just mean getting a thread or does it have some kind of expanded usage I'm not aware of?

Oh, wow, that's, uh, quite a definition.

Halal
(v.)- To shit violently in reaction to eating food purchased from a Manhattan street vendor of Middle Eastern descent. Usually this action takes place within 4 hours of consuming the "food".

The feeling one gets in one's stomach before needing to halal is referred to halalitude, meaning that the IED is about to detonate. Preferably one can make it to a restroom in time to halal hastily into an armored porcelain bowl. Even in these circumstances, bloodshed is almost certain.
Mark: "Oh fuck, I'm not feeling too good. I might halal myself on this train."
Chris: "Why the fuck did you buy that gyro from the Hajji stand outside of Penn Station? You know that dune coon was just selling you an IED to drop down your stomach and give it some real halalitude..."
Mark: "I was drunk and starving, what do you want?... Oh shit, here comes the suicide bomb..."

#halalitude#shit#hajji#habib#dune coon
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Halal is the Arabic word for permitted. Your thread was vetted by staff before it was posted, that should add a lot more weight to the fact that you have a thread.
 
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cantremembernothing said:
Wow, a year already? Time flies.

Oh my lord, that OP. Hilarious!

Incidentally, I still don't understand the usage of "halal" so is this a slang term I'm not familiar with? Does it just mean getting a thread or does it have some kind of expanded usage I'm not aware of?

Oh, wow, that's, uh, quite a definition.

Halal
(v.)- To shit violently in reaction to eating food purchased from a Manhattan street vendor of Middle Eastern descent. Usually this action takes place within 4 hours of consuming the "food".

The feeling one gets in one's stomach before needing to halal is referred to halalitude, meaning that the IED is about to detonate. Preferably one can make it to a restroom in time to halal hastily into an armored porcelain bowl. Even in these circumstances, bloodshed is almost certain.
Mark: "Oh fuck, I'm not feeling too good. I might halal myself on this train."
Chris: "Why the fuck did you buy that gyro from the Hajji stand outside of Penn Station? You know that dune coon was just selling you an IED to drop down your stomach and give it some real halalitude..."
Mark: "I was drunk and starving, what do you want?... Oh shit, here comes the suicide bomb..."

#halalitude#shit#hajji#habib#dune coon
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Do you wanna fuck ferrets IRL?
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