Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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I really gotta stop checking Kevin’s twitter before I go to bed.
For posterity’s sake
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I really gotta stop checking Kevin’s twitter before I go to bed.
For posterity’s sake
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.......had to be bullied into basic sexual hygiene.... did it stink so bad his BF forced him? Or maybe people on the other side of the ranch can smell it and forced him.

I know this sounds like trying to be funny but I genuinely want to vomit.

How much you want to bet Kev didn’t use treated water and has a new infection brewing?
 
Vagina-bearing people...as in FEMALES. Say the fucking word. It won't hurt you.

Yeah, rate me mad, don't care.

And vaginal douching is not a required hygiene practice for FEMALES as vaginas are self-cleaning. Please leave your vaginas alone. It's basic troon hygiene and they can't even be bothered to do it. Yuck. Kevin's neo-vag stinks = confirmed.

Yes, I'm still mad. Give me the hat. Come on.
 
I really gotta stop checking Kevin’s twitter before I go to bed.
For posterity’s sake
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So, he says his frankenvag is moist or whatever. He knew what having the frankenvag entailed and he’s pissing and moaning about its basic maintenance this early into the game. That thing is going to be a festering sepsis hole in no time. Hope the fetish was worth it. It’s interesting to watch a committed, delusional porn addict lose his ability to ever have sexual pleasure again.
 
Well, I tried to stay away for awhile for sanity purposes but something drew me back in. He's somehow become even more repulsive than he was closer to the start of the thread. Honestly, I didn't think that was possible. I think what really brings him to a level of gross that goes beyond is the consuming his own bacteria-laden gunk from his rotpocket, for me at least. I thought perhaps he'd slow down and stop being so disgustingly prolific after a few weeks but if anything it feels like he's sped up? Godspeed I suppose, seems like he's trying to go for some kind of lolcow record at this point.
 
Even if Hitler, Stalin, and Mao raised from their graves and made the same sized stake in Twitter, I wouldn't see that as a viable reason to stop using it if I was a user since they most likely have next to no say in how it's run. How paranoid are these people? What do they think is going to happen? Because all I see them doing is running around panicking that this is happening without so much as a mention of what they expect to transpire.
Trump was meant to round up all trans people (oh, and other minorities, but who cares about them) into camps and have them all gassed. Their relationship to reality is, as constantly proven in Kevin's case, tenuous at best.

In the specific case of Twitter, even though they can get people banned for misgendering, they still regard it as a haven for alt-right Nazi trolls who torture and drive to suicide troons daily. If their worry was rooted in any realistic fear - a very, very big 'if' - it would be over the idea that misgendering would no longer be considered an insta-ban, and that the moderation would be applied so that all the times they wished death on other people (yes, even TERFs, who are more evil than Hitler, Stalin and Mao combined!) would be treated the same as anything negative any non-troon posts.

Currently, Twitter is only a bit woke - and that mostly seems to be because they only really react to outraged mobs, of which troons are a master, and there's clearly a few mid-level moderators who are troons/highly sympathetic to troons who will happily suspend and ban for anything that can be considered wrongthink. Troons don't really have anything to worry about - the people who maybe should be a little concerned are the many blue checkmarks who have the vaguest ties to being activism/journalism who might find that a new direction might clarify exactly what having a blue tick means, and not in their favour.
 
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also, special thanks to @Puddleduck for the inital artwork to make these edits possible.
the thirty-something year old troonsalamoonder

Kevin was boring today, but tweeted a gorillion times anyway, mostly sperging over Star Wars and thirsting after other troons, but here's the most autistic shit

these tweets should have stayed in the drafts dude
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diaper fetishism continues to bewilder me
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pure autism in crystalline form
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it's a fuckin plush toy of the Welsh dragon holy shit

shit any normal person would just keep to themself
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don't fret Kev, you're still completely unfuckable to functioning humans, and if that ditch gets much stinkier, probably to the trooniverse too
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'girl balls' is still funny to me
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another pointless tweet
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shut the fuck up Kevin, the only toxic shit you're exposed to is the congealing junk gunk you ooze out of your fetish hole
 
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This is the same picture of a 42 year old divorced guy trying Grindr, change my mind.

further ranch updates

'just sick with stress'
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That's still not how closing works. And wait, I forgot to quote it, but last week Kev said the previous owner doesn't live at the place they're gonna buy, and then he isn't "ready" to sell it? Which, if they're even talking about closing, the transaction is WAY past that point. And then he pretends that closing just...happens? Like grabbing some drive through? None of this is the mortgage company's fault = beyond confirmed at this point. At what point does the grift become confirmed? Two more weeks, I say. Benefit of the doubt (just for fun), two more weeks without a closing date would indicate to me that this whole thing is a full-on grift, and there is no new farm at all. And I'm still trying to figure out who owns the farm they live on now. No luck yet.
 
'girl balls' is still funny to me
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This is the most machismo guy thing ever. This is the thing that insecure men have implanted in their neutered dogs because they think the dog won’t be MANLY enough with the removed balls.

So much cope. So much fetish.
 
the thirty-something year old troonsalamoonder

don't fret Kev, you're still completely unfuckable to functioning humans, and if that ditch gets much stinkier, probably to the trooniverse too
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'girl balls' is still funny to me
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shut the fuck up Kevin, the only toxic shit you're exposed to is the congealing junk gunk you ooze out of your fetish hole

Well at least he doesn't hide that he transitioned cos he was an AGP incel, only thing is now he just gets fucked by other AGP incels. I mean seriously dude you could have saved so much money buying some wigs and getting an incel mate to fuck you wearing it without all the surgery, you appear able to suspend belief enough to see dudes with dicks and balls as girls anyway.

Also wtf is with the dick and balls obsession just admit you’re into guys Kevin
 
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