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Y-you didn't? ?
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Y-you didn't? ?
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No, cause I'm exceptional, plus I read the subscription box business model was dying out.
But yeah, as the saying goes: "a fool and hismoney are soon parted."
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Metatarsupial
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Yes, because it's perfectly normal for a 30-plus, reality-challenged, jobless curmudgeon like Chris to tell his doctor that he's going to be a woman from now on.
Clearly, we are the one with the problem.
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Imagine how awkward it was when even Chris could tell. This is the guy who tried to show off his psychic powers to the doctor and interpreted it as him being impressed as opposed to him patronizing an obvious tard.
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I bet he was like, "Alright, that's nice, now let's talk about your triglycerides and enlarged prostate."
DeeCeeBees
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"Now Chris, I want you to start taking these pills once a day to keep your powers under control. I know the bottle says Metformin but don't let that worry you. It helps prevent you from creating psychic storms when you're under stress."
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why the fuck does Chris have the worst taste in food ever?
Metatarsupial
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Hey, if they come out with a grape Coke, I'm trying it.
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What's with the third eye? Anyone find it creepy?
Kinda like Gail Chord Schuller taking seroquel for yeast infections but slightly more accurate
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He still has the tastebuds of a 7 year old. Things are sweet with some complex note, he loves it.
But some Apple Sodas like Manzanita Sol are okay, if you drink soda. Personally I don’t much these days.
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It's just part and parcel of Chris's autistic misinterpretation of Eastern mysticism/philosophy (qv also his clueless parroting of 'namaste'). He believes it (I think) to be a purely spiritual thing (correctly), and - as in some pieces of related art - likes to depict it literally on many occasions - for himself, for Night Star, and IIRC Magi-Chan. It's all just meant, in his narcissistic and deluded interpretation, to show that whoever it's drawn on has awesome #PsychicPowers.
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If this was the same doctor that has been seeing Chris for years, I'm sure the conversation about Chris needing adult diapers at the age of 30 was far more awkward, and not to mention the idea he refused to wear them on the grounds they made him feel embarrassed like he was a child after he walks into the Dr.'s office wearing children toys on his person and around his neck. I think if and when the Dr. checking his prostate/lower GI function would have had the the most awkward conversations, I wouldn't be surprised if the doctor has googled his name and found the farms or at least the cwcki. The prostate check the doctor sees the hygiene of a homeless man who owns one pair of briefs, then proceeds to ask Chris about scars that can only be produced by jagged foreign objects being inserted and then he notices the taint scar from the "unclit". Yeah Chris's transgender conversation would hardly be in the top 10 medically relevant conversations with his MD. Chris looked like he was going to cry when Count Dankula brought that subject up in a respectful manner.
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Xleepy channel came back. They cut the Chris part from their introductory video. Looks like they won't be working with him. Haven't seen any sperging from Chris on the matter.
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I wonder what happened. I bet some autistic faggot threatened to burn his house down because he was getting too close to Chris' anus.
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I assume the channel got a lot of flak for having a sped (an infamous sped at that) in their video edited with military personnel and guns.
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Anyone archived the first and original 4chan thread that featured Chris?
Metatarsupial
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If they can't use him than that's a win.
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What a bunch of autists. They still stepped in shit and that's now their legacy.
Metatarsupial
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Yeah, let Chris upload his own videos of him sitting around a bunch of overpriced quartz stones, yelping in autistic tongues.
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He does chant whenever the dogs bark.