Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[desudesu]

Apparently Big T wished Garrett (the son that Jack choked out) a happy birthday or something. You can tell that Jack begrudgingly shared the post because his boomer brain didn't realise Big T restricted the post's privacy. I wonder how Garrett feels about this, given that he didn't even bother acknowledging the post, much less be in Fat Jack's friend list.

 

[salmonellajack]

The bitterness. He's been a great big brother but no mention of him being a great son.

That's how I read it anyway.

Bitter child abusing bastard

 

[captkrisma]

New video is up. Hard to really fuck this one up really.

"When I'm done, this recipie will be yours to do what you want with it." No Jack, it's not even your recipie it's from Low Carb Delish.. We know you lurk here, Jack, and you sit upon a throne of lies. You coward.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

New video is up. Hard to really fuck this one up really.

"When I'm done, this recipie will be yours to do what you want with it." No Jack, it's not even your recipie it's from Low Carb Delish.. We know you lurk here, Jack, and you sit upon a throne of lies. You coward.

Strain your bacon grease a little you heathen

Jack struggles to use his blender because for some reason he wants the controls facing the camera. Idiot.

*Sprinkles bacon
*Dumps bacon

Jack assumes we all have the same sized pans to accommodate six cups of water for the water bath. Six cups of water guize

Jack is unable to waddle himself over to the drawer to get a fork. Tammy has to endure Jack being an annoying prick because he wants her to do it for him

Mushbrain

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

New video is up. Hard to really fuck this one up really.

"When I'm done, this recipie will be yours to do what you want with it." No Jack, it's not even your recipie it's from Low Carb Delish.. We know you lurk here, Jack, and you sit upon a throne of lies. You coward.

Gotta love how he yelled at TamTam to get him a fork at the end. Lazy fucker.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Looking forward to Jack's hot take on the tornado that hit the most important part of his state. Too bad he probably wasn't affected by it in any meaningful way. Imagine Jack in a natural disaster emergency situation.

 

[Bassomatic]

Apparently Big T wished Garrett (the son that Jack choked out) a happy birthday or something. You can tell that Jack begrudgingly shared the post because his boomer brain didn't realise Big T restricted the post's privacy. I wonder how Garrett feels about this, given that he didn't even bother acknowledging the post, much less be in Fat Jack's friend list.

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This is the most work Jack's done in years. I can't put into words exactly how I can tell how fake this is but reading this just makes my blood boil.

Garret is the old toy, Jack Jr is still shiny toy (while this honey moon is gonna crash soon). Garret has made something from his life, Jack Jr I seriously assume will do something, as he's still young, and for him to rebel he will be a someone, maybe not the next CEO or something but a roof over his own head and in his name unlike his wendigo of a father.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

I wonder how Garrett feels about this, given that he didn't even bother acknowledging the post, much less be in Fat Jack's friend list.

Garret has made something from his life

I imagine he doesn't give a damn about Jack's forced grumpy boomer birthday wishes. I made a post here (last year I think?) showing where Garrett had surrounded himself with better and legitimately successful people, including a "REAL Father Figure".

He did end up at the hospital at some point and admitted he needed to lose weight. He posted some gym pics and seemed to be doing okay. He still needs to lose more weight, but overall he seems successful and happy. He got himself a nice girlfriend, they've been traveling to beautiful beaches together, and Garrett is buying property. So, yeah, I'd say all is well.

IMO the guy looks like he might be loud and obnoxious and never shut up about weed, but he isn't choking anyone, he can still use both of his arms, his girlfriend looks genuinely happy, and he shares happy experiences from his travels instead of bitching and moaning about prices at Disney World. Garrett is doing well and still gets to smoke weed. That has to chap Jack's ass.

 

[Aaway]

i see jack is still wearing that purple shirt that's 3 sizes too small

can't find a shirt that actually fits you fatty?

 

[Chamulum]

This is the most work Jack's done in years. I can't put into words exactly how I can tell how fake this is but reading this just makes my blood boil.

Garret is the old toy, Jack Jr is still shiny toy (while this honey moon is gonna crash soon). Garret has made something from his life, Jack Jr I seriously assume will do something, as he's still young, and for him to rebel he will be a someone, maybe not the next CEO or something but a roof over his own head and in his name unlike his wendigo of a father.

Wasn't he in college football? Not saying he was the best, but if he played his cards right he could do something with it. Now he's working some generic retail position or some shit?

 

[Aaway]

Wasn't he in college football? Not saying he was the best, but if he played his cards right he could do something with it. Now he's working some generic retail position or some shit?

no. he stopped playing football after high school

he was working at a moe's southwest grill a year or two ago and not too long ago got a job at a moving company. if i remember correctly, he mentioned on one of the live chats a month or two ago that he had just gotten a job at chipotle. looks like that's the route he's going to take for the time being

and i don't think he's going to college

 

[Captain Ahab]

Jack Jr needs to escape Papa Salmonella’s clutches if he wants to accomplish something. If he stays, he and his hoe will slowly turn into Jack and Tammy.

 

[captkrisma]

no. he stopped playing football after high school

he was working at a moe's southwest grill a year or two ago and not too long ago got a job at a moving company. if i remember correctly, he mentioned on one of the live chats a month or two ago that he had just gotten a job at chipotle. looks like that's the route he's going to take for the time being

and i don't think he's going to college

Jack said one different live streams that Jr. was going to go to Ohio State University to play football, but suddenly decided to drop and stay at home to be a 'youth pastor'. He got a managerial job at Chipolte, but Jack never mentioned if Jr. was enrolled in seminary or not.

Jr. was never as resentful of Jack on camera until just recently, so it might lead credence to the idea that Jr. stayed behind to help take care of dad. The 'youth pastor' thing is Jr. getting Jack to STFU about his now non-existent 5 year plan.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Apparently Big T wished Garrett (the son that Jack choked out) a happy birthday or something. You can tell that Jack begrudgingly shared the post because his boomer brain didn't realise Big T restricted the post's privacy. I wonder how Garrett feels about this, given that he didn't even bother acknowledging the post, much less be in Fat Jack's friend list.

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What a fucking moron.

 

[Aaway]

Jack said one different live streams that Jr. was going to go to Ohio State University to play football, but suddenly decided to drop and stay at home to be a 'youth pastor'. He got a managerial job at Chipolte, but Jack never mentioned if Jr. was enrolled in seminary or not.

Jr. was never as resentful of Jack on camera until just recently, so it might lead credence to the idea that Jr. stayed behind to help take care of dad. The 'youth pastor' thing is Jr. getting Jack to STFU about his now non-existent 5 year plan.

jack jr playing football at ohio st?

LOL. that's as big a lie as jack claiming he takes one bite of burgers and gives the rest to the homeless

 

[Fatafata]

no. he stopped playing football after high school

he was working at a moe's southwest grill a year or two ago and not too long ago got a job at a moving company. if i remember correctly, he mentioned on one of the live chats a month or two ago that he had just gotten a job at chipotle. looks like that's the route he's going to take for the time being

and i don't think he's going to college

He interviewed for an assistant manager position at chipotle. Not sure he got it.

He's put college in hold. Because of that he has to pay board. sr said if he was at college he wouldn't have to, but not that he is not he needs to give Jack Sr some pocket money.

I think sr also said in one of the chats that jr is doing "work with kids" at the church.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

He interviewed for an assistant manager position at chipotle. Not sure he got it.

He's put college in hold. Because of that he has to pay board. sr said if he was at college he wouldn't have to, but not that he is not he needs to give Jack Sr some pocket money.

I think sr also said in one of the chats that jr is doing "work with kids" at the church.

Re: Jr paying board. I wonder who contributes more money to the household nowadays; Jr or Sr. Frankly, the fact that he is forced to support dad's deathfat lifestyle is bullshit. He should really try to go to school somewhere if, in fact, mom and dad would pay for it. How is he ever going to get out from under them if he cant even save up his current meager income? It seems he is making the worst possible choice by staying home.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm not shocked Jack sees his younger son as an atm like he does his wife. Garret is doing well and jack is probably regretting not having that kid around...for money.

Even if jr has to pay to stay at home he's still doing more than his father, I hope his girl works and saves hard for them to escape. Jr seems mad enough to rebel by being something. It's not good to live a life of revenge but staying fit and independent is a good game plan.

 

[Adamska]

He interviewed for an assistant manager position at chipotle. Not sure he got it.

He's put college in hold. Because of that he has to pay board. sr said if he was at college he wouldn't have to, but not that he is not he needs to give Jack Sr some pocket money.

I think sr also said in one of the chats that jr is doing "work with kids" at the church.

Demands his own son has to pull his own weight, but could never be fucked to work an honest day in his life for the past decade plus. Fat faggot lives off his wife's money and refused to work or do anything but LARP as a "celebrity chef" for over 10 years as he strokes out due to his gluttonous lifestyle.

What a fucking pile of trash destined for Hell.

 

[Zero fks to give]

I imagine he doesn't give a damn about Jack's forced grumpy boomer birthday wishes. I made a post here (last year I think?) showing where Garrett had surrounded himself with better and legitimately successful people, including a "REAL Father Figure".

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He did end up at the hospital at some point and admitted he needed to lose weight. He posted some gym pics and seemed to be doing okay. He still needs to lose more weight, but overall he seems successful and happy. He got himself a nice girlfriend, they've been traveling to beautiful beaches together, and Garrett is buying property. So, yeah, I'd say all is well.

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IMO the guy looks like he might be loud and obnoxious and never shut up about weed, but he isn't choking anyone, he can still use both of his arms, his girlfriend looks genuinely happy, and he shares happy experiences from his travels instead of bitching and moaning about prices at Disney World. Garrett is doing well and still gets to smoke weed. That has to chap Jack's ass.

I've seen Garret in posts of Snoop Dogg and Wiz , doing video production for them. It must kill Jack to not be in on that or else he would've bragged about Garret doing well.