Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[MirnaMinkoff]

This is really funny to imagine. How old is she?

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Seriously. Hospital stay, FB updates on the poop and visitors requested to support Morgan in her epic quest to take a dump. Stubborn 3 year olds don’t get near that type of attention for pooping in the potty for the first time.

Someone should send one of those potty training calendars so Morgan gets a gold star for pooping at home like a big girl.

 

[Cryin RN]

(Per the attached screenshot of the comment she posted).... yes morgo. We see these “results”. We just also see you saying things like “they originally wanted me to drink....” and then finishing with “but it was gross”

so, uh, we already know the “results” are skewed.... Idk if you read these things accurately, but everyone has been ripping on your “results” since the dawn of the thread..

we see them. They’re just clearly always bogus.

For someone who doesn't even merit their own thread she's really riding high on the e-bullying horse.

Also lol @ "I don't even have any psych diagnoses". What a brave warrior destigmatizing mental illnesses right up until she needs to call her h8ers crazy. Stunning and brave.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

For someone who doesn't even merit their own thread she's really riding high on the e-bullying horse.

Also lol @ "I don't even have any psych diagnoses". What a brave warrior destigmatizing mental illnesses right up until she needs to call her h8ers crazy. Stunning and brave.

It because she did get put into a psych ward for a month or two to remove her from munchie mom and treat her illness faking broke brain. She knows all this shit is because she’s a mentally ill BPD attention seeker so that’s why she must strenuously deny the only diagnoses she truly deserves - severe mental illnesses.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

in a bid to prove Kiwi Farms wrong, Morgan said her doctor sent her this result. As the reddit sub Illness Fakers Gone Wild pointed out, this looks unprofessional and would not be surprised if it was photoshopped.
It’s not just a few people who see the inconsistencies and wild untruths

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I'm not American so take me with a grain of salt but that looks sus as fuck. I guess it's theoretically possible that she just has Type 1 diabetes that she purposely sabotages her treatment for and fucks with her lab results via deliberate mismanagement. Diabetes I is not `*special*` enough for munchies, though it does open up a few unique and dramatic ways you could absolutely fuck your shit up if you wanted to drive cross state lines to a new emergency department and lie about your history to a new doctor with no idea what's happening. Which is precisely her MO if I remember right.

Also LOL @ the hospital admission for opiate constipation. If you're not a fucking quadraplegic all you have to do is slug back half a bottle of Milk of Magnesia and let Jesus take the wheel. Keep a plunger handy and maybe a small home enema/glycerin suppositories to remove the initial blockage and congratulations, you saved your insurance company/hospital $10k in resources for a total cost of like $8 and no strange medical personnel forced to dig in your ass. If homeless shooting up fentanyl and sleeping in bus stations can figure this out then so can you. If you're seriously doing this with no psych diagnoses then you are just an absolutely shameless low-IQ attention seeker with zero critical thinking skills outside of your own immediate wants and no concept as to what is socially appropriate.

SJ suited up fat-as-fuck Freckles as a service dorwg to go to a fundraising event. So much for retiring the chonk. She also posted some elevated BP results (though they don't seem alarmingly high to my not-a-doctor knowledge). Maybe that IQ really was accurate.
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Looks like a perfectly healthy set of vitals with some slight isolated diastolic hypertension, which in absence of systolic hypertension, is usually pretty harmless and an indication you should take standard measures to clean up your garbage lifestyle before you get actual real hypertension and start upping your risk for MI and stroke as you age. Fellow medspergs can read a little more about it here https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/full/10.1161/01.HYP.26.3.377

It's also well known that digital readers, especially home ones, can occasionally produce some fucky false numbers so she might've been testing herself all day so she could leap on the first abnormal reading for social media asspats. But nah, who has time or energy to do that...

 

[ClearRivers180]

+*-

I don't know the percentage but I know many of her followers stopped believing a long time ago and with every new disease she creates, more ppl disbelieve. She's mean when you try to offer an opinion of what her symptoms can be. No one will out right say they don't believe her because she will turn it into a "this person hates sick ppl" fight

I know I'm one who still follows just for the ragelulz. I recently joined this site because of her, and it has not ceased to disappoint. If you look far back enough, you can see when she was just sort of a normal girl, until being a munchie consumed her completely. I think she realizes most people aren't falling for it these days, especially after the "Brain on Fire" BS. Now she's upped the ante with her shaved head, HUGE neck brace, cane, and emotional support rat-dog complete with custom vest. I despise munchies in general, but she holds a SPECIAL black place in my heart.

Her mom and she both know people talk about her on here and post screenshots of the thread looking for reassurance, it's pretty amusing. *waves* Waddup you psycho bitches. Get a life ffs.

 

[CashMoney!]

Oh man, I'm new to Morgan. What a shit show. I'm keeping track of this one.

Munchies are fascinating to me and I think it's a symptom of validation/victim culture coming to a head like a nasty pimple. I can't imagine being pathetic on purpose for a dopamine hit but maybe I'm the chump here.

 

[StasisOne]

Seriously. Hospital stay, FB updates on the poop and visitors requested to support Morgan in her epic quest to take a dump. Stubborn 3 year olds don’t get near that type of attention for pooping in the potty for the first time.

Someone should send one of those potty training calendars so Morgan gets a gold star for pooping at home like a big girl.

In mid February she posted that she went 20 days without a bowel movement. Apparently her GI Doctor is 6 hours away, because you know, there are apparently no GI practices in NY..... I do remember a comment about chugging laxatives, so she is either lying or sabotaging it's effectiveness

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

In mid February she posted that she went 20 days without a bowel movement. Apparently her GI Doctor is 6 hours away, because you know, there are apparently no GI practices in NY..... I do remember a comment about chugging laxatives, so she is either lying or sabotaging it's effectiveness

Its also easy to lie about. No one is going to check if she has 20 days worth of poop in her. Like all things munchies complain about it relies on self-report of symptoms. She probably discovered 20 days was the number of days without shitting that doctors would consider serious enough to possibly admit one to a hospital. Anything less than 20 days and they Rx some laxatives and tell you to go home a poop on your own.

They had to drive 400 miles to find one GI doctor who wouldn’t roll his eyes and tell Morgan “you have opiate induced constipation and need to go home and give yourself an enema like an adult.” Then prescribe whatever pharmaceutical I saw advertised on TV to make opiate addicts poop.

They really do advertise and Rx laxatives specifically for opiate users.

Spoiler

(There was a commercial in the US for “opiate dependent constipation” running for months. I lol when I saw it and called it “the too high to poop” and “junkies deserve to poop too” commercial. But the fact a major pharmaceutical company advertises such a drug shows it’s a rampant issue with ppl who take opiates)

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

Spoiler: Incomming

EDIT: she already deleted the post. I wish I knew how to archive things.

 

[Ditch]

dpmiw is now giving is the classic "i can't shit so give me attention" act. maybe if you weren't taking so many meds known to cause constipation, you wouldn't be bunged up, fucking moron.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Spoiler: Incomming

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I love total failure Private Army requests. All her posts about KF have done is bring more people to the forum to laugh at her bullshit. Yet she imagines the ppl laughing at her antics will rush to her defense.

What human could even keep straight all the “facts” about Morgan’s fake illnesses? Even Morgan and her mom can’t manage that, way to many years of absurd lies to ever keep the story straight or believable.

I love that to munchies we are a forum that “makes fun of sick ppl”, to troons we are a transphobe hate site killing with wrong pronouns, to fatties we are a fatty hate site, to SJW nerds we are gamer goobers, etc... all lolcows are so stupid and narcissistic they believe they are the only thread or niche topic that exists on KF.

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

I love that to munchies we are a forum that “makes fun of sick ppl”, to troons we are a transphobe hate site killing with wrong pronouns, to fatties we are a fatty hate site, to SJW nerds we are gamer goobers, etc... all lolcows are so stupid and narcissistic they believe they are the only thread or niche topic that exists on KF.

Equal opportunity hate site

 

[FeminaBarbata]

I love total failure Private Army requests. All her posts about KF have done is bring more people to the forum to laugh at her bullshit. Yet she imagines the ppl laughing at her antics will rush to her defense.

What human could even keep straight all the “facts” about Morgan’s fake illnesses? Even Morgan and her mom can’t manage that, way to many years of absurd lies to ever keep the story straight or believable.

I love that to munchies we are a forum that “makes fun of sick ppl”, to troons we are a transphobe hate site killing with wrong pronouns, to fatties we are a fatty hate site, to SJW nerds we are gamer goobers, etc... all lolcows are so stupid and narcissistic they believe they are the only thread or niche topic that exists on KF.

I actually can't quite wrap my head around the fact that she actually thinks people believe her and that coming here, they won't go "Oh shit, wow, Morgan really is lying." Like, she's sending people here. They're going to see all the bullshit she's spewed. All of it, picked apart and clearly laid out. She's undermining herself by sending anyone here, by mentioning KF, or reddit... How does she not see this? Denial's really fucking powerful.

Edit: Although, it occurs to me...what if it doesn't matter, so long as the number of followers goes up? What if she doesn't actually care if people believe her or not, because all she wants is attention and even negative attention feeds that? Maybe it's not denial at all, but people talking about her feeds her and the more she can get people talking about her, the better she feels?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I actually can't quite wrap my head around the fact that she actually thinks people believe her and that coming here, they won't go "Oh shit, wow, Morgan really is lying." Like, she's sending people here. They're going to see all the bullshit she's spewed. All of it, picked apart and clearly laid out. She's undermining herself by sending anyone here, by mentioning KF, or reddit... How does she not see this? Denial's really fucking powerful.

Edit: Although, it occurs to me...what if it doesn't matter, so long as the number of followers goes up? What if she doesn't actually care if people believe her or not, because all she wants is attention and even negative attention feeds that? Maybe it's not denial at all, but people talking about her feeds her and the more she can get people talking about her, the better she feels?

I’ve always hoped Morgan would get her own thread here. There’s too many munchies for me to keep up with and it’s not really an interest of mine except for particularly weird ones like a mom and daughter team.

Hopefully Morgan will keep ramping up the theatrics and get her very own thread.

 

[elliptical narcissist]

Maybe it should be noted that a good part of Morgan's saga starts on page 44 of this thread so they won't miss the part where her mother was accused of Munchausen's by Proxy and Morgan was tucked away in a psych ward for a bit.

 

[Vol yoom us]

The same people who they're trying to round up to defend them are probably the same people they've attempted to rally to say goodbye to a definitely dying Morgan one too many times.
Pretty sure even those that appear supportive can recognize there's something off about the whole thing. Hence, crickets.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Maybe it should be noted that a good part of Morgan's saga starts on page 44 of this thread so they won't miss the part where her mother was accused of Munchausen's by Proxy and Morgan was tucked away in a psych ward for a bit.

I actually wondered at the time if that might break the bizarre folie a deux they have going on, like June and Jennifer Gibbons, or more even grimly like Theresa Duncan and Jermey Blake.

But nah, they are just the far more common codependent BPD munchie attention whores. It’s still interesting to see a MBP mom have such an eager participant daughter. I do wonder if the mother really started the ball rolling and Morgan started going along with it, or vice versa.

They must have been pretty unhappy ppl with little sense of purpose or identity to so eagerly latched on to it and let it define their entire lives.

 

[Erica_Kane]

SJ suited up fat-as-fuck Freckles as a service dorwg to go to a fundraising event. So much for retiring the chonk. She also posted some elevated BP results (though they don't seem alarmingly high to my not-a-doctor knowledge). Maybe that IQ really was accurate.
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I recognize where she is I was SO close to Freckles and missed it. Irony that this is probably the diabetes walk

 

[Tilted Lampshade]

She makes this way too easy. Really sucks the detective work right out of it. Has she ever eaten anything that isn’t just flavored sugar?

also wondering how long it’s been since she begged her fwends to come to her virtual defense in that since-deleted post? Haven’t seen a single morgy supporter here or on reddit. Poor morgy *ass pats*

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

All the simps lotioned up their puds and ejaculated into kaelijae's PayPal and cashapp, so she's free to use big words to describe fainting and what's probably going to require a hysterectomy. No gaming ,no streams at all, really. Just being a professional victim. Once upon a time twitch would ban you for not providing actual gaming content.

Isn't it great that you can earn a living making delta males feel sorry for you?