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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Tammy looking mad Hagrid
Why is he making CASH ONLY such a big deal?? Just go to an ATM and get the damn money
and one last nitpick at the start of the video he pretty much goes "no one is here bad sign for business"
then half way he then says the resturant is booming, make up your stroke filled mind Jack.
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So the prison food place gets a 5/5 for giving the glutton a fuckload of shitty looking cafeteria tier food. Never quality with you huh Jack? No wonder your wife and son hate your guts now if this is the shit you want for special events.Huge portions. If they had a good parking lot he might have found food heaven. Maybe he should wait to tell people to check out the review on youtube for when he actually posts the review. Video isn't up yet.
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I guess Mushbrain wants to do another "eat all these burgers like a fat glutton but pretend it's a contest" set. But with the same fucking places he already went to since he can't even be bothered to lie effectively about his eating disorder anymore.
Either that or he forgot he wasn't doing Burger Wars or that this place isn't really backing him anymore due to his very awful and subhuman response when its owner died. Actually, I bet his bitching is entirely because now that the owner is dead, he isn't getting some compensation for his glutton outs. Also, good job demanding your wife enable you; such a good Christian who is totally not destined for hell.
What an entitled fat load.
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Jack here deciding if he needs to take a bite of each wing before giving it to a hobo
Chamulum
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"Oh no dude, this chicken wing is SO keto."
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Try 5,000 calorie. That milkshake is so enormous that there is simply no way it alone doesn't exceeds the standard daily caloric intake.
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I havn't seen an eating face like that since John Kasich.
Has jack given up on life?
Go back and watch his CA jotg's. He's hanging out with different people, having fun and making jokes on a day out trying new things (he did actually experience new cuisines).
Now he is just stuck with tammy (and maybe jr) going to the next cheap ass lard establishment with the sole intent of filling his rotund disabled body. He's an addict living for nothing but the next round of gluttony. I think at this point if he had a properly balanced meal his body would reject it and go septic.
Go back and watch his CA jotg's. He's hanging out with different people, having fun and making jokes on a day out trying new things (he did actually experience new cuisines).
Now he is just stuck with tammy (and maybe jr) going to the next cheap ass lard establishment with the sole intent of filling his rotund disabled body. He's an addict living for nothing but the next round of gluttony. I think at this point if he had a properly balanced meal his body would reject it and go septic.
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Homeless Shelters reject half eaten food especially because of the Corona virus now. I dunno who Jack thinks he's fooling.
If it's a huge piece of meat and a bad end can be cut off, they'll accept that(i.e. how the Sword and Blade Youtubers cut up carcasses in demos and then give them to shelters). But stuff like a steak that had someone's mouth on it? No way in hell. Road Kill is accepted if only if it's a fresh kill moose, deer or elk and the occasional bison because those animals weigh a quarter ton to start and can be butchered.
If it's a huge piece of meat and a bad end can be cut off, they'll accept that(i.e. how the Sword and Blade Youtubers cut up carcasses in demos and then give them to shelters). But stuff like a steak that had someone's mouth on it? No way in hell. Road Kill is accepted if only if it's a fresh kill moose, deer or elk and the occasional bison because those animals weigh a quarter ton to start and can be butchered.
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Why does he take these fucking enormous bites? Is he even enjoying it? If I take too big a bite of my food (usually when drunk), I find it takes a lot of effort to chew and then it's uncomfortable to swallow, and it's just all-round unpleasant. For me to do, and for anyone else who may be in the room and has to see it. I'm sure it's the same experience for the poor diners who have to sit near Jack while he slobbers his way through 5,000 calories worth of grease and salt and fat.
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In the Jack on the Go videos, he's always reading the menu with a very sensual voice, like he has a sincere sexual attraction to the food. It's the same voice you'd probably hear in a cheezy porno or Ronnie's sex tips on the Howard Stern show.
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Fat Jack takes huge bites to cram as much food down as quickly as possible, probably because it's the trick to eating all of the awful tasting shit he makes. Plus with gluttons like him, he cares more about filling his gut and being bloated than actually enjoying what he eats.
In short, desperate horking to fill the emptiness that he always feels.
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How to Make Money on YouTube: Spam-Share Your Video to More han 20 Facebook Groups.
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Do you think Jack can still get an erection? I think the odds are simply stacked against him in that regard, I don't think he's had an erection in years.
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No wonder he lost his shitty facebook page to Bangladeshi scammers; he treats it like a bot system to prop up his vids.
Aaway
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with his shit diet, complete lack of exercise, and medical history i think it's safe to say fatty hasn't gotten it up in years. and if he did, it's not like he'd be able to see it anyways
that's part of the reason tammy's 100% getting some on the side
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Tammy was right when she accused Fat Jack of acting like he loves food over her. It's completely obvious that he does.
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So what's the plan with Big T, will she finally snap and forklift Fatty Jack on to the street, or is she going to play the patient long con and go for that life insurance?
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Yeah I think the end is near. I decided to make a new intro video for the Jack on the Go show that Tammy can use when the time comes for whatever remaining content hasn't been posted.
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