[5 March 2020] Phil’s Bankruptcy Court Hearing - It’s mah day off, dood!

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Any chance he will feign sickness Friday? He seemed to somehow got sick the day of the public information getting out.

Hope he got some sleep because it's either stay up late and get barely any sleep, or pass out drunk to wake up with a nice little hangover.

I would definitely expect a Twitter post that reads "Feeling very under the weather today. When I woke up, my head was completely stopped up and my throat was sore. I'm gonna take the day off from streaming today so I can get better and spend time with my wife. Sorry guys."
 
Why do I just doubt that he'll be nervous at the meeting?

He dared (or was dumb enough) to lie about even small shit in his filing. And his ego is through the roof, he does strike me as the type of dood that doesn't take shit from anyone, even someone with authority

No way, Phil is a little bitch that turns tail as soon as some one challenges him. That's why he never leaves his twitch save space and bans anything that is outside of his comfort zone.

Next you will tell me, that you believe Chad Burnells girls gone wild Collage party storys.
 
Why do I just doubt that he'll be nervous at the meeting?

He dared (or was dumb enough) to lie about even small shit in his filing. And his ego is through the roof, he does strike me as the type of dood that doesn't take shit from anyone, even someone with authority

Because he didn’t have to deal with real life beings when doing the filing, and certainly wasn’t outside the confines of his gout lair.

Now he is in the real world with other humans during a worldwide pandemic as hungry creditors are clawing at his feet for their money.

You’re crazy if you think he is strutting in all big dick Phil, despite his long running pigroach luck streak.
 
Why do I just doubt that he'll be nervous at the meeting?

He dared (or was dumb enough) to lie about even small shit in his filing. And his ego is through the roof, he does strike me as the type of dood that doesn't take shit from anyone, even someone with authority
He's tough until he gets into any real confrontation. Guy talked smack when he was in the FGC and when someone didn't take kindly to his shit talking and confronted him, he wilted instantly. Guy talks himself up and thinks he's a shit talker but when suddenly things get a bit too real for him, he flakes.

Any thought that he's going to be this big dick swinging guy with his creditors is laughable. He will be meek and try to deflect like the broken husk of a man that he is.
 
He's tough until he gets into any real confrontation. Guy talked smack when he was in the FGC and when someone didn't take kindly to his shit talking and confronted him, he wilted instantly. Guy talks himself up and thinks he's a shit talker but when suddenly things get a bit too real for him, he flakes.

Any thought that he's going to be this big dick swinging guy with his creditors is laughable. He will be meek and try to deflect like the broken husk of a man that he is.

Seriously. This is the cunt who had to run away from an 11 year old kid on the Internet before he started threatening them.
 
I think DSP's plan is to not mention the court hearing in Friday's pre-stream. But since he's a miserable cunt and addicted to moaning, he won't resist bitching about a part of the process (or day) and therefore revealing to his audience what he really did on Thursday. Long wait times, too basic questions, traffic, weather, coronavirus precautions, whatever.
 
He'll wait around in the lobby for however long it takes and like jury duty he'll probably be sent with several other filers into an empty court room or conference room, they'll call his name ask some shit about if the application is filled out sufficiently for the trustee to begin bankruptcy proceedings which they will and that'll take upwards of three months and that's it thanks for showing up we'll be in touch and next time we talk it'll be to break down these numbers you've presented us with.

Pretty much this exactly.
 
Hahaha I am enjoying the mental images I have right now of him having to wait in the human cattle queue for TWOOO OWWERS & them sending him on his way after HANDING HIM A PAMPHLET ABOUT HOW TO PAY THE BILLLL?!
I think you’re referencing the PandaLee hospital emergency story.
Holy shit, you have no idea how much I’d love it if DSP told a story about court and it got turned into another DSRee Emergency animation. That would be the tits.
 
Don't see any information getting out Friday as it would take time to transcribe or release the audio so he really has no idea what day to get 'sick' if he's basing it on that.

I think you’re referencing the PandaLee hospital emergency story.
Holy shit, you have no idea how much I’d love it if DSP told a story about court and it got turned into another DSRee Emergency animation. That would be the tits.
He isn't the only person going in for bankruptcy. The only way he just walks in and immediately gets in a meeting is if there is nobody with a last name starting with 'A' if it's like a regular misdemeanor court setting. I have no doubt he'll have to sit and wait sweating the whole time. Tick tock motherfucker.
 
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