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- Aug 29, 2018
As usual, when she puts the McDonald's shopping bag down, there is a noticeable thump when it hits the floor. McDonald's usually only gives you shopping bags with handles when you're buying four meals at a time. "This video got me craving Big Macs" she says, pointedly not "a Big Mac"
Here is how she looks as she irately bitches about receiving napkins when she already has napkins. She is fucking annoyed that they gave her napkins:
Also, that thing she's wearing seems to have big stains in front:
She is finally inspired. Yesterday, she learned of a man who eats Big Macs every day for his whole life, and it has shown her the light. He is living the dream. "He's not fat" she says. She figures one could eat a Big Mac every day, plus healthy stuff, and be thin!
She demonstrates how fucking dumb she is when she attempts to dunk the whole fucking Big Mac into one of the three extra cups of special sauce she ordered. No, toddler, the big one can't fit in the little one. Why the fuck doesn't she just pour it on between the buns? Too fucking complex of a thought, that's why.
She says she went to get her passport photos today. She has paid to have the passport process expedited.
"When it gets nicer, we are going places guys! Mark my words! Write them down! You can use them against me later! I am not wasting summer. I am not wasting summer." Duly marked and written down.
She misses Bibi. It will be weird being alone, really alone. Oh Peetz will be there, but it is not the same.
She also saw good ole Rina today, but never finishes the thought because she gets sidetracked by an extended autistic aside about Sham the cat.
She finally has a family doctor now! (She still hasn't started the 30 Days of Following the Doctor, I notice. Nor has she brought up the therapist this week...)
She then goes back to marveling at the Big Mac guy. Oh to be like that!
"After I move, I should do a giveaway" she says, licking her fingers. "Of pickled stuff"
"Oh, I know! I will dip my fries in the remaining sauce!!!" <---lol, look at how slow that fatty brain is working...
"I'm getting my nails done again. I cannot stand them, and I am never getting them pointy again. I can't type nothing [sic]"
"You don't realize how often you pick your nose every day until you can't"
She explains that nose picking is a basic function like going to the bathroom.
"I'm getting short and square" she says. I swear to God I believed she was talking about her physique, but then she made it clear she was talking about her nails.
She says she'll make lasagna from scratch.
She will plan something "fun to do" with Peetz for Monday and Tuesday. Even if it is a walk in the park.
Vapid is the word for today's installment, but she does seem on a high from the moving. She ain't lookin' any healthier though. Or thinner. And she eats like a fucking insane slob, even with napkins.
Here is how she looks as she irately bitches about receiving napkins when she already has napkins. She is fucking annoyed that they gave her napkins:
Also, that thing she's wearing seems to have big stains in front:
She is finally inspired. Yesterday, she learned of a man who eats Big Macs every day for his whole life, and it has shown her the light. He is living the dream. "He's not fat" she says. She figures one could eat a Big Mac every day, plus healthy stuff, and be thin!
She demonstrates how fucking dumb she is when she attempts to dunk the whole fucking Big Mac into one of the three extra cups of special sauce she ordered. No, toddler, the big one can't fit in the little one. Why the fuck doesn't she just pour it on between the buns? Too fucking complex of a thought, that's why.
She says she went to get her passport photos today. She has paid to have the passport process expedited.
"When it gets nicer, we are going places guys! Mark my words! Write them down! You can use them against me later! I am not wasting summer. I am not wasting summer." Duly marked and written down.
She misses Bibi. It will be weird being alone, really alone. Oh Peetz will be there, but it is not the same.
She also saw good ole Rina today, but never finishes the thought because she gets sidetracked by an extended autistic aside about Sham the cat.
She finally has a family doctor now! (She still hasn't started the 30 Days of Following the Doctor, I notice. Nor has she brought up the therapist this week...)
She then goes back to marveling at the Big Mac guy. Oh to be like that!
"After I move, I should do a giveaway" she says, licking her fingers. "Of pickled stuff"
"Oh, I know! I will dip my fries in the remaining sauce!!!" <---lol, look at how slow that fatty brain is working...
"I'm getting my nails done again. I cannot stand them, and I am never getting them pointy again. I can't type nothing [sic]"
"You don't realize how often you pick your nose every day until you can't"
She explains that nose picking is a basic function like going to the bathroom.
"I'm getting short and square" she says. I swear to God I believed she was talking about her physique, but then she made it clear she was talking about her nails.
She says she'll make lasagna from scratch.
She will plan something "fun to do" with Peetz for Monday and Tuesday. Even if it is a walk in the park.
Vapid is the word for today's installment, but she does seem on a high from the moving. She ain't lookin' any healthier though. Or thinner. And she eats like a fucking insane slob, even with napkins.
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a massive side show freak fantasizing about eating big Macs everyday, all the while thinking it's a great diet to become skinny.
