Introduction Thread

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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Ni hao, kiwis. I came to look at the Wuhan thread since current events isn't accessible to outsiders anymore. I'm here for the cows and Community Watch, too. I wouldn't call myself an extremely longtime lurker, but the farms caught my attention a while ago.
 
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New to the site, not new to the idea. I've heard about you guys for years, but I was drawn in by my desire to contribute. I have always had a fascination with joining weird and obscure communities to get to know, and understand their mindsets. I have been doing this for nearly 14 years. I think we will get along.
 
I joined for war, meth, death,
rotting flesh of the oppressed,
lolcow obsessed, i protest don't test, be mah guessst 'n not on ur behesstt 'n shiet
 
Ahoj Teepee Harmsmen:

I'm somewhat new to this Lovely but sometimes Unusual Site. It's quite a shame that Jewtubefags and Twatterfags think that we're Imps and Demons from Doom.

Anyways, I will make all kinds of useless videos and images for you to Devour, and Rip and tear.

Sbohem!
 
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hi kiwis!

Been lurking for a while now, originally came for yaniv but started looking at other lolcows too. Put off making an account but just decided to go for it while I could think of a username (I am the fake spencer reids).
 
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I joined this site because the stuff i read is interesting.

I'm not here for like -> haha ballz ecks dee lelzzzz
 
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I am an ex-SJW refugee from the crazy parts of the internet, who took the form of a humblr cumsock and moved here where I can watch the world burn in peace. Cumsocks are highly flammable, you see.

Humblr was an actual typo btw, and I chose not to correct it because it's fucking perfect in the context of that sentence.
 
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Former lurker here,decided to create an account after the articles and happenings became restricted to users and because of shitposting tendencies.
 
I've been lurking for way too goddamn long (about 4-5 years now?? golly, time flies), so I figured I'd finally join the party.
 
Hey all. I'm new.
Not sure how I got here, but I like the layout. (I'm more used to the same old forum layouts of old - this has a fresher format)
I used to be in the Army but now I'm a contractor.
I make YouTube vids - but I'll not spam them here or anything.
I'm just looking for interesting conversation, which this place seems to have.
Hope to chat with you soon!
 
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Hello I have made a few posts here and there but haven't come to this thread. I don't much care for discussions centered around those lolcow folks, I just stay in the off-topic mostly but I'll lurk anywhere. If you have a steam account add me if you like and we can play tf2 or garry's mod or just talk or whatever
 
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