WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[But I Digress]

he could do fine if he did it right
don't have an account that is "dsp" or "theycallmedsp"
try to hide his mannerisms
DONT TALK ABOUT IT AT ALL ON STREAM OR SOCIAL MEDIA
sell things slowly

but he couldn't do any of that

He could package them and send them to a consignment place that would do the legwork for a cut but they'd want at least a phone call.

 

[Homer Simpson]

he needs a real hobby

i'd understand if he was collecting real wrestling cards and spent $40,000 on that, but a mobile game jesus christ

Should just do what I did when playing mobile games. Cheat.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I will say one small thing in his defence - if he tried to sell stuff on ebay it would be overrun with trolls and he wouldn't get a legit sale.

If he had a brain he’d use a non-DSP related account to sell the shit, tbh. Just put it up and don’t promote it. I realize that’s physically impossible for a narcissist but he chose this life of infamy.

 

[AnOminous]

I will say one small thing in his defence - if he tried to sell stuff on ebay it would be overrun with trolls and he wouldn't get a legit sale.

Couldn't he limit it to buy it now and require immediate payment? So they could "troll" him by paying exactly what he wants and getting charged immediately.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If he had a brain he’d use a non-DSP related account to sell the shit, tbh. Just put it up and don’t promote it. I realize that’s physically impossible for a narcissist but he chose this life of infamy.

Phil said that his empty game cases with his autograph on them are worth more than anything Tevin has done in his life. He wants the premium of these items being from his gouty mansion, and sadly, his stupid fans would pay that.

 

[MarilynMonster]

physical things can be sold
hell, if phil took care of his statues and shit, he might get some money from them too
it would be in phil's best interest to go through all his junk and sell things he doesn't need and have no sentimental value
but that's too much work, and he wont be getting millions so it's not worth his time

No sentimental value? Do you know how many time he's jacked off to (onto) those statues? That being said, uuhhmm, can't rid of the statues dood, alright?

I will say one small thing in his defence - if he tried to sell stuff on ebay it would be overrun with trolls and he wouldn't get a legit sale.

All he would have to do is not name his ebay account "theycallmedsp" and never talk about the fact he is selling them or better yet give the stuff to a 3rd party seller. Those statues are actually worth a small fortune. Even the broken ones, side show statues are notorious for breaking, even arriving broken, people who seriously collect them expect it.

and doesn't he have a bunch of arcade sticks he doesn't use and a bunch of 16bit era carts, and probably a bunch of random "gamer" tat?

The thing that's always pissed me off about him hoarding all this stuff is that he could give it away to his fans. Imagine if he did a 2k begathon but instead of doing it for nothing he instead raffled off one of those statues or arcade sticks when he hit his goal? All of that stuff could have actually made his begathons over the years worth while, instead it all sits in a room gathering dust and some occasional cum.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Couldn't he limit it to buy it now and require immediate payment? So they could "troll" him by paying exactly what he wants and getting charged immediately.

There are a million ways for a buyer to grief a seller on Ebay. Smartest thing would be for him to just take all that stuff to one of those "We Sell Your Garbage On Ebay" places and give them their cut.

 

[AnOminous]

There are a million ways for a buyer to grief a seller on Ebay. Smartest thing would be for him to just take all that stuff to one of those "We Sell Your Garbage On Ebay" places and give them their cut.

Isn't most of his shit like Chris-Chan's where its only real value is its connected to some autistic asshole so the A-Logs get to buy a piece of pigroach history?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Isn't most of his shit like Chris-Chan's where its only real value is its connected to some autistic asshole

Unlike Chris, some of his stuff originally cost real money, and isn't covered in modeling clay, feces, and stickers. It'd be worth at least a little bit to normies.

 

[AnOminous]

Unlike Chris, some of his stuff originally cost real money, and isn't covered in modeling clay, feces, and stickers. It'd be worth at least a little bit to normies.

Most of that is technology stuff that is years out of date or outright obsolete, though. His actual gear that he works with is trash.

 

[Cuckoman]

So that's two current release wrestlers (Zombie Undertaker and whoever the new one is).

Champions apparently does not need to disclose rates, so lets say they're around normal gacha rates at 0.5% (champions is for sure lower because Phil needs NEW max rarity not any max rarity, and also the last posted odds in 2018 I can find where ) and a dollar a roll.

So for a SINGLE champion he needs to spend up to 600 dollars rolling to get 1 drop.

So expanding on that its 1200 dollars in single rolls to get both champions, to say nothing of leveling them up (admittedly the other shit he pulls can be used for that).

If you're wondering where whale money goes in gacha this is it. Like, sure, you COULD get extra special Hogan on one roll, but that's not the whale way.

Part of me is impressed by the size of this guys balls.

He is in bancruptcy proceedings but he is still spending money on p2w mobile gambling?
He surely must realize that it is entirely plausible that at some stage in the not too distant future he will have to show
lists of all his monetary transactions. From all his accounts and all his credit cards.
Or is it just a matter of "So what? I had to spend it and the money is gone now. What are you going to do about it Mrs Trustee?"

Amazing. I wonder if he is just as cavalier about dealings with the IRS. It kind of looks like it but he has just not yet made them angry enough to go after him. Amazing.

Most of that is technology stuff that is years out of date or outright obsolete, though. His actual gear that he works with is trash.

Well, his mobile gaming account is pretty filled to the brim with pictures of naked men. That must be worth something?
There are surely other naked-men-fighting-game enthusiasts out there that would bid on his account if it came to it.

Imagine the clown show that would ensue if the Trustee forces him to give up his game account and then proceeds to sell it off to the highest bidder. Much fun. Epic livestream.


EDIT: Somewhat serious question. What would be most devastating if he lost? The wahkondo or the homo-erotic wwe game account?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

he could do fine if he did it right
don't have an account that is "dsp" or "theycallmedsp"
try to hide his mannerisms
DONT TALK ABOUT IT AT ALL ON STREAM OR SOCIAL MEDIA
sell things slowly

but he couldn't do any of that

I'd have 5-6 smurf accounts to sell off my junk if I were an infamous dsp style loser if I had to do that sort of thing.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Aren't debts incurred after the filing date nondischargeable?

It'd be hilarious for him to finish proceedings only to be 8-10k in the hole already.

 

[James Smith]

Imagine if he did a 2k begathon but instead of doing it for nothing he instead raffled off one of those statues or arcade sticks when he hit his goal?

I don't know that he can do a raffle without registering it with the state and even then I don't know that Twitch will let him do it on their site. Even if I'm wrong, these will be his excuses.

 

[Collections Agent]

Should just do what I did when playing mobile games. Cheat.

Almost all Gacha games have hilariously strong anti-cheat, for obvious reasons.

If cheating was viable DSP wouldn't be at the top of every event for spending money lol

 

[Prince Lotor]

Almost all Gacha games have hilariously strong anti-cheat, for obvious reasons.

If cheating was viable DSP wouldn't be at the top of every event for spending money lol

There are many ways to "cheat". When I went looking to get a rough black market value of his WWE Champions account I found sites where people were selling accounts with similar stats to his for like $400 to $1K, and a few completed sales for similar amounts. You can literally just buy an account for like 1% to 2% of what Phil has paid over a couple years.

Now that I think about it it would almost be cheeper for him to just periodically buy accounts compared to the money he routinely dumps into the game, but then he wouldn't get that sweet Half-naked MuscleMan.jpeg dopamine hit or the asspats from his faction bros.

 

[BT9494]

Almost all Gacha games have hilariously strong anti-cheat, for obvious reasons.

If cheating was viable DSP wouldn't be at the top of every event for spending money lol

A bunch of WWE Champions accounts got banned a few months back for resetting their Google ad ID and watching unlimited ads for IGC. Normally you can watch around 5 ads per hour, but by resetting they were able to watch more. From what I read some of these were pretty high level accounts, and none have been reinstated.

If Scopely is willing to ban people over something like that, actual hacking might result in a severed horse head showing up in your bed.

 

[BallBuster]

There are many ways to "cheat". When I went looking to get a rough black market value of his WWE Champions account I found sites where people were selling accounts with similar stats to his for like $400 to $1K, and a few completed sales for similar amounts. You can literally just buy an account for like 1% to 2% of what Phil has paid over a couple years.

Now that I think about it it would almost be cheeper for him to just periodically buy accounts compared to the money he routinely dumps into the game, but then he wouldn't get that sweet Half-naked MuscleMan.jpeg dopamine hit or the asspats from his faction bros.

These companies routinely do checks and ban people who bought/sold accounts.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Almost all Gacha games have hilariously strong anti-cheat, for obvious reasons.

If cheating was viable DSP wouldn't be at the top of every event for spending money lol

That's what got me banned. I git #1 on ghe planet in a game without spending money. Second account I decided to never break top 100.

 

[Shick]

Aren't debts incurred after the filing date nondischargeable?

It'd be hilarious for him to finish proceedings only to be 8-10k in the hole already.

As far as I know, that's correct. His debts have also been accruing interest the whole time this process has been going on.