Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

wenttobermuda said:
The fat creep's quixotic love quest continues. Lucas can't find a roof, and he's still looking for his teen queen. No surprise. Beautiful!

Lucas, your chances of finding a Gen Z victim are very poor, but may improve if you've got a place to stay that isn't a religious charity. Medication, employment, all that typical adult stuff, could help.

But not help much, because there's no helping you, you silly creep, you.

Anyway, Lucas knows this, or has at least been told it. But Lucas will never compromise, or buckle or blink, on his love quest.
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Why doesn't he travel to Thailand, Philippines, etc., if he wants cheap sex so badly?
 
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Doug_S1 said:
Why doesn't he travel to Thailand, Philippines, etc., if he wants cheap sex so badly?
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Lucas' desires are well-documented, and complicated. On some level, his lizard brain compels him to mate. If he had the resources to sexually exploit a thai teen, I'm sure he would. But it wouldn't satisfy his well publicized desires.

Lucas wants the power and esteem believes will come from having a young, hot fertile female under his control. His Patreon will take off. Men will take him seriously. He'll have someone to take care of him.

He wants to impregnate his Queen, so she can birth his princess. Lucas badly wants kids. A daughter, specifically. A princess.

What Lucas wants to do with his princess is the subject of some speculation, but it's generally agreed he'd like a daughter to molest.

Note that Lucas has a documented fascination with fisting and anal torture, in addition to his pedo tendencies.

Basically, Lucas believes that having his queen will fix all of his problems, be they financial, psychiatric or physical. He's a toad waiting for a kiss. One relationship, and he won't be an old, ill, homeless failure.

So cheap sex alone isn't enough. He mist posses his queen.
 
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Rogowski said:
Don't forget that about a month or two ago a group of SOFALAW regulars started a group chat and added Lucas to it so they could confront him about his pedophilic tendencies and cause him to rage. I didn't share any of the screenies with ya'll because I didn't want to blow up their spot. This was how he became aware of the Chris Hansen paid video (the script was also crowd sourced in the group) among other things he's been raging about in his videos.
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they also do the same thing to another guy named Thomas Murray, another FB lolcow who's a gay, Trump supporting pedophile. They have a different group chat and FB group for him and at one point they had them both in the same group chat to pit them against each other.
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That wasn’t an impersonation you can pay Chris Hansen $50 to make a personalized video and while he isn’t being impersonated he’s being inserted into a situation that could escalate greatly and he has no idea.
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Don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet and since Thomas Murray doesn't seem to have a thread (a search led me to this post), I have an update on him. Turns out he's facing about ten years for child pornography
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Who is Thomas Murray and why should I care?
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He was another American pedophile weirdo that got his own offshoot group from SOFALAW. I didn’t follow him too closely because his pedophilia was much more rampant and in your face and he was much more of a horrorcow than a lolcow. He was much more obscure than Lucas as he was just some weird guy they found in a wrestling group on Facebook.

The TLDR of it was that he was a 30-something year old obese/gay/redneck/Trump supporter/admitted owner of CP/truck driver who loved to debate politics but had the same grasp on American politics as Lucas did. In fact at one time SOFALAWyers had a FB group chat with Lucas and Thomas where they would pit them against each other in political debates which usually devolved into both of them calling the other one a pedophile.

He would send people his nudes with no provocation and loved to brag about his Grindr hookups to people who had no interest in them to begin with. He got in big trouble and lost his job when he took a child and a man who may or may not have been the child’s guardian on a cross-country truck drive and ended up getting fired over it. He was fired from truck jobs for dumb shit like this often. Another one was when he adopted a dog to take on his truck routes and got sick of it and left it on some random’s doorstep. He also married a retarded man and took advantage of him. He was also a pretty bad meth addict which he blamed for his love of CP. He justified possession of pictures of boys in their underwear by claiming he also possessed photos of himself as a child in his underwear so he thought it magically canceled it out or something.

All in all a shitshow of a human being who made Lucas seem like a model citizen.
 
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So, it sounds like Lucas has a place to sleep at the House of Charity emergency shelter. However, if you do find him sleeping on the street, you should probably lie some peporonni sticks or leftover Taco Bell next to him. After all, it is what he had done so so much and it is only fitting that the favor should be returned now that he is back on full hobo mode.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
I wonder if any of the Spokane "honies" bothered trying to listen to that.

Wearing the same shirt from yesterday, Lucas?

I know you're homeless, but you don't have to be bummy. Or homeless either. But in any event, you've got other shirts.
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If he is wearing the same shirt chances are he is wearing the same underwear. I'd bet money that the shirt changes far more often than the underwear does

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MRSA for the Spokane honies? I didn't know Lucas was also dyslexic.
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When he reads this, and he will, he will be infuriated that ASMR is also an acronym for MRSA. and why am I not surprised, lucas is exactly the kind of creeper that I would expect to watch that shit

That said, it sounded like he was offering 1k for a date again in that video
 
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He’s been reduced to so little- homeless, alone, whispering into his phone completely inaudibly for a meager audience of a couple dozen, almost all of whom downvote his worthless content.

I’d say “oh how the mighty have fallen”, but this is really on like a half step down from him at his best anyway.

Regardless, he’s neutered and impotent beyond all reckoning now. Should probably pack up and go back to mom and if dad, if they’ll take him.

If it’s still in the cards.
 
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mothman96 said:
The citizens of Spokane should get together, buy the insane pedo a 1 way bus ticket to Green Valley Arizona, have a Uber waiting on his arrival, and dump him on his mothers front door.
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Better yet, do that and dump him across the mexican border instead. Its not like he would know the difference. I can just see lucas waddling around some mexican villiage just past the border wondering why everyone 'in arizona' speaks spanish and then blaming it on republicans

Or failing that, dump him in texas. The creepy behavior would stop real quick, one way or another
 
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WonderWino said:
If he is wearing the same shirt chances are he is wearing the same underwear. I'd bet money that the shirt changes far more often than the underwear does



When he reads this, and he will, he will be infuriated that ASMR is also an acronym for MRSA. and why am I not surprised, lucas is exactly the kind of creeper that I would expect to watch that shit

That said, it sounded like he was offering 1k for a date again in that video
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Somehow the creep looks like he just aged another 10 years. Well I guess if Disney insists on making more SW movies they could just slap a black cloak on the old creeper
 
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TelemeresDaddy69 said:
Somehow the creep looks like he just aged another 10 years. Well I guess if Disney insists on making more SW movies they could just slap a black cloak on the old creeper
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Palpatine: 'did you ever hear that tragedy of darth lucas the sped?'
Anakin: 'No....'
Palpatine: 'I thought not, its not a story his tard wranglers would tell you.... Darth lucas was a schitzo so unmedicated and so delusional that he believed he could manipulate the telomeres of 16 year old girls to create the ultimate pregnancy and produce his perfect princess to molest. He had such power from the forbidden knowledge of dan eisenberg that he could even keep that kiwifarmers who watched his every move from reporting him to his handlers and getting in shit. The only thing he feared was getting kicked out of his fartbox of solitude'
Anakin: 'What happened to him?'
Palpatine: 'He became so obese and delusional that he crossed the line with a boxcutter and some rape threats and got his ass thrown out on the street, with no woman to run off with. Its ironic, he could get other incels a woman through his forbidden knowledge of telomeres but not himself'
Anakin: 'Fucking agephobic bigot republicans!'
Palpatine: 'Good....Good.....Let the hate flow through you'
 
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