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I still haven't gotten an answer from the mundane watchers in this thread as to why his face is so shiny and greasy. I assume part of it is Tyrone's semen but surely there is another reason?
 
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The face you make when your girlfriend's shrine houses distinct DNA samples that's equivalent the population of Nigeria, but none of your own can be found.
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The face you make when you ask Tyrone's permission to join the end of the queue in front of your girlfriend's bedroom that's longer than if Atlanta's KFC gave out free family buckets, just so you can take a 10-second-dip and enjoy the extra protein that's flooding out.
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The face you make when your girlfriend catches them all, and a few that's not yet known.
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The face you make when Tyrone gives you permission to watch, only if you're willing to clean her up.
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The face you make when seeing your girlfriend give birth to her 15th African-American child, while knowing that you'll have to raise it.
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The face you make when it's finally your turn to take a dip, but you misplaced your microscope and therefore can't differentiate between your hair and your dick.
 
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Glad I couldn't help said:
Is that just bad lighting, or is Jarbo getting jaundice?
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I can explain this.
It's a combination of horrible lighting and white balance being off. Here's the "fixed" version. We know nothing can fix this abomination of a subhuman, but at least his skin doesn't have a shade of gmegenta anymore.
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The original pic has an abominable foreground and white background. The contrast is high, so the camera decided to pick the dominant white background as a white balance point. It also underexposes Matt's mutt face because it's exposing for the white background. Below is picking the background as white balance point, gives the original result. (5000 is default for non-raw files).
You can see that the RGB curves match up, but the colours are obviously off.
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In my edit, blue becomes far more dominant. This tells me that Matt is using shitty cheap LED lighting, which is dominant in the blue spectrum.
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Also my monitor is calibrated for AdobeRGB, normal sRGB ones might see a tiny magenta cast.

So basically, Matt is a dumb nigger who doesn't know how to manually set white balance before making his shitty videos.
And I'm an autistic fuck for making this post.
 
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AltisticRight said:
So basically, Matt is a dumb nigger who doesn't know how to manually set white balance before making his shitty videos.
And I'm an autistic fuck for making this post.
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Wel, he may be an idiot, but at least isn't on the Internet Famous deathwatch list, like Boogie or Blade.

With luck, he can live to see the day his wife's children do not go to college because he can't pay for it.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
New video from Jarbo The Hutt, where he has Matt talk about the coronavirus.
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Mundane Matt also is clipped having commented on Jarbo in this, too. He calls Jarbo the Hutt "degenerate" and tells him to kill himself. Somehow, this quote isn't edited in any way, shape, or form. Mundane Matt just says it unprovoked.

I do like how Mundane Matt is so thoroughly boring that nobody posted that he did this because we were too busy cracking "my wife's son" jokes at a picture of himself, and it took a parody channel laughing at it for us to notice.
 
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