Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Tanner Glass]

Even if Jesus himself came to Earth to tell the court Ashlii is a whore, he's unlikely to get the lost Patreon money back. The forum is falling apart.

If Jesus came back to earth Richard would be more preoccupied trying to get Jesus to make him a swimming pool of barefoot wine instead of working on his job or relationships.

 

[Ilmseil]

My money would be on him passively-aggressively explaining to Jesus how the bible isn't real.

 

[repentance]

My money would be on him passively-aggressively explaining to Jesus how the bible isn't real.

While insisting that Jesus turn water into wine.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Eraserhead is live

His shtick is awful as usual. He is currently making noises that sound like he is inbetween vomiting, not that he would have any experience with that.

aaaaannndddd Rich has had 2 streams die within 1 minute. Third time is the charm?

He apologized for wearing a pink buttonup dress shirt. He had to take care of "law things" today.


He looks so OLD

 

[The Fool]

Eraserhead is live

God I hope this nickname sticks

 

[repentance]

 

[Ghostse]

Likely his "total vindication" is the Judge ruling that there isn't enough definitive evidence that he's abusive and a custody agreement has to be put in place.

 

[Dom Cruise]

God I hope this nickname sticks

"It's good!"

 

[AnOminous]

Likely his "total vindication" is the Judge ruling that there isn't enough definitive evidence that he's abusive and a custody agreement has to be put in place.

This isn't exactly a surprise. They don't take away your parental rights because you're kind of shitty or even sheerly fuck-awful. You more or less have to be an actual menace.

Richard, as much of a fuckup as he is, is nowhere near the level of bad that gets you completely cut off, and a joint custody arrangement is the likely outcome unless he really starts spiraling even harder to the point of being an actual physical menace.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Eraserhead is live

His shtick is awful as usual. He is currently making noises that sound like he is inbetween vomiting, not that he would have any experience with that.

aaaaannndddd Rich has had 2 streams die within 1 minute. Third time is the charm?

He apologized for wearing a pink buttonup dress shirt. He had to take care of "law things" today.

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He looks so OLD

The ”law stuff” would have been this morning but I guess once Rich puts on a shirt that sucker is going to get a few days and nights of constant wear. I think after everyone had a good laugh at his “eraser head gone to seed” style in his last stream, this is his attempt to look like a grown up that owns a hairbrush.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

While insisting that Jesus turn water into wine.

And tic tacs into ambien.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I forgot that I clipped this from the eraserhead stream.

Hello Ladies!

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Eraserhead is live

His shtick is awful as usual. He is currently making noises that sound like he is inbetween vomiting, not that he would have any experience with that.

aaaaannndddd Rich has had 2 streams die within 1 minute. Third time is the charm?

Welp, lol. So much for parody being respected as a first amendment right.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

I have been FULLY VINDICATED OF physically ABUSING MY WIFE.

 

[AnOminous]

I forgot that I clipped this from the eraserhead stream.

Hello Ladies!
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Is that even hair or have a family of owls made their nest on his head?

 

[whatever I feel like]

I forgot that I clipped this from the eraserhead stream.

Hello Ladies!
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He's one paint can to the face away from being one of the sticky bandits.

 

[metroid_fetish]

He's one paint can to the face away from being one of the sticky bandits.

His business plan is still way worse than theirs.

 

[Antisocial Justice Wario]

His business plan is still way worse than theirs.

Yet both often undone by sagas involving young boys

 

[Antisocial Justice Wario]

FYAD have been busy

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I forgot that I clipped this from the eraserhead stream.

Hello Ladies!
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