Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Alimoaning]

I have a feeling even if Chris finds a landlord willing to rent to him. His address will eventually be leaked and the trolls will spam the landlord with all the crazy shit Chris be doing, like doodling the walls, adopting feral cats off the street or letting the dogs shit and pee on the floor. Soon, no landlord in the area will have him. Chris' only option is a group home.

Even then he’d probably manage to get himself kicked over something stupid or petty like he always does. I doubt those running it will have as much tolerance as Barb has.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

The other option was suggested by the errverrlord and it's that he stops living in his head and actually gets help. I feel that is far too small a chance though. The videos of him making out with sonichu or whatever after the dimensional merge, and giving up on getting help because they won't give into his fantasy.

My actual vote his crazy homeless guy screaming about zapping to the extreme on the streets as the normies pretend he doesn't exist.

The problem with him 'getting help' is that Chris would have to admit he has a problem, and his sense of self-importance is 'bout the size of the Andromeda galaxy. He believes he is perfect and everyone else is utterly beneath him. I can't even conceive of the events that would lead Chris to believe he needs to not only seek help but actually apply it to his life. Chris thinks that going to a shrink means they fix your head and you don't have to do anything, or they just say things that make you mad.

Oh I do believe chris will end up homeless on the streets. I can see him couch surfing for a while on either troll's or white knight's couches but eventually their hospitality will run out when chris acts like the ungrateful tard that he is. They'll set him at a tard house, but he'll get booted for causing problems (because how dare he be with all these slow in the minds!). He can't keep an apartment because he can't manage his money or pay bills. At best he'll be living in a van down by the river.

Go Coronachu.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

The problem with him 'getting help' is that Chris would have to admit he has a problem, and his sense of self-importance is 'bout the size of the Andromeda galaxy. He believes he is perfect and everyone else is utterly beneath him. I can't even conceive of the events that would lead Chris to believe he needs to not only seek help but actually apply it to his life. Chris thinks that going to a shrink means they fix your head and you don't have to do anything, or they just say things that make you mad.

Oh I do believe chris will end up homeless on the streets. I can see him couch surfing for a while on either troll's or white knight's couches but eventually their hospitality will run out when chris acts like the ungrateful tard that he is. They'll set him at a tard house, but he'll get booted for causing problems (because how dare he be with all these slow in the minds!). He can't keep an apartment because he can't manage his money or pay bills. At best he'll be living in a van down by the river.

Go Coronachu.

If you watched Mark Horvath’s invisible people series on Youtube where he interviews hundreds of homeless people across the globe, you’ll find that there’s a surprising amount of educated people who just ended up making poor decisions and are now too old to correct any of them. One former accountant made some shitty business deals, lost everything, and is now 82 who lives in his van. His day consists of working on his car, going to mcdonalds and reading the paper, and seeing a movie once a month. He gets $700 per month SSI but it’s nowhere near enough for an apartment, and just doesn’t care anymore to get even a subsidized one. He’s accepted that he’s going to die cold in his van alone.

I think Chris’s life will end up similar. He’ll eventually get used to living in shelters or his car, tote around what he’s able to, and abuse the library internet and PC lab until he’s banned from there too. him ending up involuntarily committed while on the streets would probably be the only thing that could save him. at the hospital where my mom worked at there was a good amount of crazy homeless people who had been in the psych ward for months. They had access to TV, books, and a game room with a banged up Wii and Mario Kart. if Chris misbehaves there the orderlies would basically just hit him in the head with a mallet of anti-schizophrenic drugs which will make him a drooling log.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

What's protecting chris atm from all his massive debt is the fact that he technically doesn't own anything. its all in his mom's name. And since Barb's one visit from Coronachu away from going in a crayola model magic/lego coffin, Chris will inherit the dumpster that is Branchcourt 14. THEN the banks will have something to take away.

He likely won't even get to inherit the house. Barb's debt is so high and they have so little in assets that the estate will end up insolvent and the probate court will sell the house to try to satisfy her debts.

 

[Alimoaning]

the estate will end up insolvent and the probate court will sell the house to try to satisfy her debts.

I wonder how much it'd be in repairs for whoever bought it, considering the way those two live I doubt that there aren't a few destroyed utilities or permanent smells that'd need to be patched up.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I wonder how much it'd be in repairs for whoever bought it, considering the way those two live I doubt that there aren't a few destroyed utilities or permanent smells that'd need to be patched up.

It'd be a fixer-upper, but for a house of that size in an area where the property taxes are fairly cheap, whoever ends up buying it will get one hell of a deal. If you're particularly handy, you can save quite a bit of money on a down payment if you look for homes formerly owned by drug-addicts or sex offenders since the real estate folks are usually more concerned with selling it off as quickly as possible than making a profit.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

If you watched Mark Horvath’s invisible people series on Youtube where he interviews hundreds of homeless people across the globe, you’ll find that there’s a surprising amount of educated people who just ended up making poor decisions and are now too old to correct any of them. One former accountant made some shitty business deals, lost everything, and is now 82 who lives in his van. His day consists of working on his car, going to mcdonalds and reading the paper, and seeing a movie once a month. He gets $700 per month SSI but it’s nowhere near enough for an apartment, and just doesn’t care anymore to get even a subsidized one. He’s accepted that he’s going to die cold in his van alone.

I think Chris’s life will end up similar. He’ll eventually get used to living in shelters or his car, tote around what he’s able to, and abuse the library internet and PC lab until he’s banned from there too. him ending up involuntarily committed while on the streets would probably be the only thing that could save him. at the hospital where my mom worked at there was a good amount of crazy homeless people who had been in the psych ward for months. They had access to TV, books, and a game room with a banged up Wii and Mario Kart. if Chris misbehaves there the orderlies would basically just hit him in the head with a mallet of anti-schizophrenic drugs which will make him a drooling log.

Honestly its really sad to imagine Chris struggling to bring every single fucking piece of his hoard with him, only to be told no or to sell it off.

Do you think he would do the big begging for a place to stay?

 

[DeeCeeBees]

It'd be a fixer-upper, but for a house of that size in an area where the property taxes are fairly cheap, whoever ends up buying it will get one hell of a deal. If you're particularly handy, you can save quite a bit of money on a down payment if you look for homes formerly owned by drug-addicts or sex offenders since the real estate folks are usually more concerned with selling it off as quickly as possible than making a profit.

It will be interesting to see what the bank sells it off for. Having lived in Virginia I know that property values can vary wildly from area to area. Richmond and larger cities (especially nearer to DC) can get astronomical but more rural areas tend to be fairly cheap. Having worked in property restoration I know some banks are like "Fuck it. Just get the bigger piles of trash out. Let the new owners dump their own money in to it." Distressed properties like this can go for a quarter of their normal value when the bank wants to unload it quick.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Honestly its really sad to imagine Chris struggling to bring every single fucking piece of his hoard with him, only to be told no or to sell it off.

Do you think he would do the big begging for a place to stay?

I mean, we already saw him lose pretty much all of his worldly possessions in the house fire. His room was right next to the bathroom when it started spreading, so all or most of his games, cards, legos, and other bits of assorted crap all ended up in cinders. He got over it pretty quickly, all things considered, but mainly due to a pathologically need to rebuild his lost trove of toys by overspending his tugboat.

 

[Chad Nasty]

I think Chris should start doing a transformation youtube channel. Like he just starts saying "I'm getting healthy, I'm getting a job and I'm steering myself onto the right path"
I bet he'd make a good amount of money to do it, especially if he does it long-term

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

I think Chris should start doing a transformation youtube channel. Like he just starts saying "I'm getting healthy, I'm getting a job and I'm steering myself onto the right path"
I bet he'd make a good amount of money to do it, especially if he does it long-term

He can say it, but will he stick with it, cause every single fact from the past points towards no, its a empty promise

 

[Chad Nasty]

He can say it, but will he stick with it, cause every single fact from the past points towards no, its a empty promise

Absolutely true. But if Chris did this and was sincere, he'd get a good amount of money for it.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I think Chris should start doing a transformation youtube channel. Like he just starts saying "I'm getting healthy, I'm getting a job and I'm steering myself onto the right path"
I bet he'd make a good amount of money to do it, especially if he does it long-term

The problem with that is that Chris is perfectly happy not having a job nor does he ever want one, he’s already convinced he’s the pinnacle of the female form, and he’s deluding himself down the path of the dimensional merge and CPU godhood.

Also what you described will never fucking happen ever because the only long term things Chris has ever done are begging, shitting himself, and doing nothing.

 

[Chad Nasty]

The problem with that is that Chris is perfectly happy not having a job nor does he ever want one, he’s already convinced he’s the pinnacle of the female form, and he’s deluding himself down the path of the dimensional merge and CPU godhood.

Also what you described will never fucking happen ever because the only long term things Chris has ever done are begging, shitting himself, and doing nothing.

Exactly my point. Its such a departure that everyone would love to see, even his trolls. He'd have a bunch of backing if you could pull himself up and do it. I'm not saying he's going to, but it would be financial beneficial for him to really start taking care of business.

 

[Jack Awful]

Exactly my point. Its such a departure that everyone would love to see, even his trolls. He'd have a bunch of backing if you could pull himself up and do it. I'm not saying he's going to, but it would be financial beneficial for him to really start taking care of business.

At this point, you might as well be saying "Chris would be fine if he could cure himself of autism and edit out any mention of him from the internet and our memories."

 

[Chad Nasty]

At this point, you might as well be saying "Chris would be fine if he could cure himself of autism and edit out any mention of him from the internet and our memories."

So the fact that is impossible means he should just not try? Lacking gumption isn't his autism or his trolls.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It'd be a fixer-upper, but for a house of that size in an area where the property taxes are fairly cheap, whoever ends up buying it will get one hell of a deal. If you're particularly handy, you can save quite a bit of money on a down payment if you look for homes formerly owned by drug-addicts or sex offenders since the real estate folks are usually more concerned with selling it off as quickly as possible than making a profit.

I wonder who would actually buy it. There are several problems with 14BC.
1. It was rebuilt into an even cheaper mess after the fire.
2. It has a previous history of fire.
3. It's probably in a delapidated condition.
4. It has an obsessive transvestite who spent all of his life there. God only knows how obsessive Chris will get after he's forced out. Can you imagine Chris showing up at a woman's baby shower or during an anniversary party trying to set up residence in the walls?!

 

[interalia]

I wonder who would actually buy it. There are several problems with 14BC.
1. It was rebuilt into an even cheaper mess after the fire.
2. It has a previous history of fire.
3. It's probably in a delapidated condition.
4. It has an obsessive transvestite who spent all of his life there. God only knows how obsessive Chris will get after he's forced out. Can you imagine Chris showing up at a woman's baby shower or during an anniversary party trying to set up residence in the walls?!

I'm putting my money on it getting bought by a slumlord type and rented out to sketchy tenants. Those are the only people who won't worry much about the reputation of the house or its history, and will happily take any price cut they can get for it.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I wonder who would actually buy it. There are several problems with 14BC.
1. It was rebuilt into an even cheaper mess after the fire.
2. It has a previous history of fire.
3. It's probably in a delapidated condition.
4. It has an obsessive transvestite who spent all of his life there. God only knows how obsessive Chris will get after he's forced out. Can you imagine Chris showing up at a woman's baby shower or during an anniversary party trying to set up residence in the walls?!

Oh yeah, Chris isn’t leaving 14BC willingly. The banks giving him a deadline to clear out by won’t be taken seriously in the least. The police will most likely need to lasso and literally tard wrangle him out.

 

[The Fool]

Oh yeah, Chris isn’t leaving 14BC willingly. The banks giving him a deadline to clear out by won’t be taken seriously in the least. The police will most likely need to lasso and literally tard wrangle him out.

Can only imagine him answering the door for the cops on the deadline and him pleading "I'm working on it! I need to move all my stuff out first!" before they yank him out of the house kicking and screaming.
There was an episode of Hoarders where a lady was being evicted from her home and the gay couple who bought it were extremely nice and tried to help her get her stuff out, but she was so hostile and unbearable and unreasonable that they had to give up and just tell her to get the fuck off their property. I'm really picturing something like that happening, especially because life always seems to find a way to give Chris a break just for him to squander it.