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Well I was going to catch up on this thread tonight, but apparently sometime during the week a bunch of closeted neckbeards decided to bring all the way up to five-hundred fucking pages. And they called it a raid. A RAID. ON A SINGLE THREAD. That's not a raid, Slutenvy, that's autism (especially from that @rat guy you're all rimming and his tard-math). But it's ok. It's ok. Lolwut's here now to help help you, honored guests of the Farms. Come sit on my knee, and lemme talk at ya. You see sons, my fellow Kiwis may mock you, they may poke big gaping holes in your logic like you make in each other, they may even put you on the top ten most negative ratings list. But you know what? Through these dark times just remember one important thing: You have nothing to live for. Feel better, Champ? Now get on outta here and grow some facial hair! I've browsed through a number of your pictures and you, my lads, have some of the most effeminate chins I've ever seen (that's counting the ladies).

They're good kids, Kiwis. They're good kids.




Or maybe I'm just drunk...
 
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OmegaKV said:
So you like to have "personality boyfriends" who you cuck while you go out and get fucked by hot jock studs? You are the modern American female, LOL. You remind me of this classic story:
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This just goes to show how badly you see what you already want to see. Let's take apart what she said here.
- I would totally do Chad Thundercock
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She would have sex with a vapid attractive man
but I wouldn't give him boyfriend status;
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She would not date him
that shit is for men with personalities.
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She would date a man with a personality. This means he may or may not look like chad thundercock, she didn't specify. Though she didn't come right out and say it she is pretty much saying she'll have sex with attractive men for selfish reasons but to get regular access to her vag as well as the sandwiches that come with boyfriend status you have to be interesting to be around.

Seems pretty fucking reasonable to me any which way you pair up the genders of a relationship. Without a doubt loveshies and sluthaters have no room to pretend they're morally superior here. Half of you would fuck children if they had titties.


OmegaKV said:
Some of our users have had great success with broccoli. Broccoli contains a compound called sulfurophane which reduces symptoms of autism, improves social skills, and lowers inhibition.
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Lol party on broccoli time bros!!! I can't get it here all they sell in the northwest is cauliflower usually for some reason. The other day some guy tried to sell me a rudabega for $20 and all I could think was like "Jeez fuck man I could have just had a v8 what's the point?"

Using broccoli to treat autism isn't a cure.... it's a symptom

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And I would buy drugs instead of broccoli why? Because they are so much cheaper and easier to obtain than broccoli?
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If you live in my neighborhood they are. :lol:

Hi_I_Am_From_Page_6 said:
The broccoli isn't working. I just thought you might like to know.
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Just give it a few more minutes you'll start feeling it. I notice it kicks in faster if I'm moving around. Also listen to some pink floyd it'll help you get in the mood.
Hyperion said:
Yeah anyway now that the 12 year old has been put to bed
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Great now all of our lolcows will lose interest in the thread.
 
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I think sluthaters should go ahead and get their surgery. Waste shitloads of money and risk their health thinking they can become Chad Thundercock and laugh when (if any) girlfriends they have leave them because they'd rather be stuck at work getting a career rather than fucking them
 
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My girlfriend was a religious Christian all her life - that's why we didn't have have sex for two years of being together - but when Tyrone was pumping into her, she said "Jesus can go to Hell! The BBC is my God!" Then she said "Tyrone, I want you to cum inside me. I want your black seed in my white body."
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My girlfriend then turned to Tyrone and said "I want my vaginal walls to be in direct contact with your aesthetic black cock. No layer of rubber should be between us!"
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Just found this and...WOW I seriously want to meet the woman who talks like this, it's like a porno script written by a 7 year old with a biology book in front of him
 
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I've noticed something peculiar when it comes to Sluthaters and race. They don't seem to be primarily hostile towards blacks, probably because they see blacks as masculine. Instead, their hatred seems to be focused on people that don't fit into the cathegories "White" OR "Black", such as darker-skinned Whites (what they call "Ethnics") and Asians.
 
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