Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Rogowski]

I thought it was like twice. But once?

That's even better.

How poignant. How sad. How funny.

It was once, and he touched her exactly once when she gave him a courtesy hug at the end of their time together. That’s all it it takes for lucas to become obsessed.

 

[mothman96]

Fun fact: Lacie is now a full-on e-girl with an OnlyFans account and a lewd twitter account. I’m curious if Lucas knows he can go full cuckold and pay her money to watch her get plowed by men who are marginally better than him.

Now I'm wondering if this was meant for her.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Well now, isn't THAT interesting. First off starting anything with the phrase 'kids are funny, I think little girls are hilarious. I watch them at the mall' while making frequent references to 'age gap' relationships absolutely SCREAMS pedophile. It really, really does.

Which leads to interesting thing number two: I wondered what he meant by 'agephilia' and figured he was referring to some sexuality type from tumblr or some shit so I googled it. Lets take a look at the very first google result shall we:

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Well now, isn't that interesting. a hashtag lucas uses literally brings up an attraction to 11 - 14 year olds as its very first search result, in a post where he talks about going to the mall to stare at little girls

Lucas 'i'm totally not a pedo' Werner everybody

He's lately been talking about girls who just finished school, as well as little girls he watches. I find it hard for anyone to actually argue he isn't a pedophile. Surprised none of the MeToo types in Washington/Spokane haven't heard of or mentioned Lucas, given he's clearly a predator, albeit a failed one

 

[Bassomatic]

I'll take my A-log rating but since all e-thots are lolcows, I don't feel bad, someone should be posting lacie's nudes here.

Honestly, it would be interesting to see how he reacts.

I seriously doubt he went to vote, he's lazy we all know this and has social phobia's those long lines all those people, and more so now everyone on edge with Wu Flu. Also it would cut in to his busy day of sleeping on a bench and then hitting every single food bank in Spokane, to keep his massive bulk. It's almost sealed Bernie is done now I don't think we will hear much about it, Lucas uses what little of the news he sees and tries to twist it to his pedophile, while Bernie is hard into social programs, many were made to help the working poor, so it wouldn't apply to Lucas. He's already getting shit for free, the difference is Bernie was selling, you shouldn't have to flip burgers in college vs retards go free (Lucas is proof they already do) So Bernie was just another venue to be a pedo thru. Since many younger people starting in life are poor, and frankly it's not politically charged to say, most people vote selfishly.

You know this kids are cute/funny is him on damage control as he's becoming more well known and the first word people use to him, well it's probably FAT and CREEP but pedo. So he's trying to muddy the water with oh I just like kids, they are cute things. Everyone thinks little kids are cute and he's hoping to slip under the radar. We all know he's beating his flacid mircodick to 4 year olds tho.


Hearing how fast Lucas got attached, doesn't shock me but I still feel taken back and my first reaction is pity till I remember who Lucas Colby Werner is. Can you picture what falling in love feels like ? How deep that gets, not lust, not a crush but love. How much work it is to fall into it. Then it hits, it's not just your dreams you love another person? Lucas is so fucking wack he is so alone he jumps to that real love the (well the closest he can come to that feeling) just from human touch. A hug.

Most of us probably hugged and kissed someone before we left the bed. You almost take it for granted but Lucas that was a high point of his life a friend only quick embrace. In 40 years.

Asking for a porn star looking girl, this is just funny because, even those woke pro sex (why pro sex means telling your mom you like anal and asking Grandpa to donate to your lewd snapchat is baffling to me but that's another story) people wouldn't want to be called that.

I'm really not sure what he hopes to get from asking, when you want something you need to show a reason to jump into it. Flip thru your paper, when they want some one to drive a truck, do accounting etc those cheap ads that use short hand still list pay or benis to lure you in. Lucas doesn't even own a fucking plate to give you your cheesy cukes.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

You know this kids are cute/funny is him on damage control as he's becoming more well known and the first word people use to him, well it's probably FAT and CREEP but pedo. So he's trying to muddy the water with oh I just like kids, they are cute things. Everyone thinks little kids are cute and he's hoping to slip under the radar. We all know he's beating his flacid mircodick to 4 year olds tho.

If you go on YouTube and type Lucas Werner, the first two results you will get are Chris Hansen and To Catch a Predator, and with him being kicked out of Pioneer likely due to his behaviour he is in full damage control mode

lol anyone else remember his last video on his The Wern channel when he mentioned how he had "improved behaviour where everyone now thinks I am a Christian"?

 

[strandedcastaway]

But Lacie was dating a flatbill Berniebro who said "Nigga" often. And nothing Lucas said or did could steal Lacie away from that cock blocking flatbill, so that Lucas could impregnate her. And he tried.

And the relationships ran their course.

Lucas soon found himself alone.

The few times Lucas was out with the tards were some of the most important events of his barren, empty life. Made quite the impression on him.

Any time Lucas talks about stealing someone's girl friend, "niggas," cock blocking, young liberals with fraught racial politics, or hanging out with college age kids, he is reliving this dynamic. Explaining to himself and the world why Lacie isn't his queen, and he didn't get to impregnate her and do sadistic butt stuff

Thanks for the post because I had no idea why he associated saying "nigga" with getting laid.

 

[BIG CATS]

Hahahahaha looks like everything’s falling apart in wernworld

 

[Fatal Walter]

I think the fact that these people used racial and homophobic slurs was his attempt at damage control because he sent a bunch of random people messages saying he wouldn't be friends with anyone until Lacie had sex with him. He didn't care when he thought he might get laid but had to try to make himself look like the good guy afterward. It didn't work, surprisingly.

 

[Bassomatic]

I think it's safe to say we all emulate people we respect look up to or want to be more like.

For most of us that means following a career, learning an art, finding your passions and those all make to more social and help you get a partner.

Lucas on the other hand just yells nigger a lot and won't take a shower to get a GF.

Sure is going well for him. I really never can think of any cow who was so broken brained thinking racial and sexist slurs were the key to a GF.

The funniest is Lucas is now sitting outside a homeless shelter with a cup begging for change yelling racist stuff to passers by and he honestly thinks "this is how I'm gonna get a GF I'll call
that lady a chink"

 

[Rogowski]

But Lacie was dating a flatbill Berniebro who said "Nigga" often.

Her boyfriend at the time is actually an edgy shitposting racist Trump supporter. See for yourself. Though it is possible he’s being ironic I‘m pretty sure this is why Lucas goes off about conservatives who say the n word and get all the gen z girls.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Amazing fatty hasn't been beaten up yet, taking pics in public bathrooms, retarded chimp outs about teenies. Only a matter of time surely...and he will be after those Lacie noodz - how much for a school uniform shoot ? is that in tardbux budget?

 

[Rogowski]

Ironically his monthly neetbux budget is way higher now that he doesn’t have to waste $400 or so dollars every month on rent.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Ironically his monthly neetbux budget is way higher now that he doesn’t have to waste $400 or so dollars every month on rent.

He should lose some SSI without that living expense.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Her boyfriend at the time is actually an edgy shitposting racist Trump supporter. See for yourself. Though it is possible he’s being ironic I‘m pretty sure this is why Lucas goes off about conservatives who say the n word and get all the gen z girls.

I stand corrected then. "Spencer da Pussy God," blocker of Lucas's cock, is more aptly described as edgelord than Berniebro. Excellent name for a cockblocker, btw.

I do maintain that Lucas's fixation on "nigga" and "faygit" are attributable to Da Pussy God and Lacie, and that his experience with their crew still informs his current behavior and expectations.

 

[Da Dude123]

It's incredible how one afternoon hanging out with that crew had such a lasting impact on Lucas. His mind really is cooked. Let's see if he tries to get back into community college this next fall!

I stand corrected then. "Spencer da Pussy God," blocker of Lucas's cock, is more aptly described as edgelord than Berniebro. Excellent name for a cockblocker, btw.

I do maintain that Lucas's fixation on "nigga" and "faygit" are attributable to Da Pussy God and Lacie, and that his experience with their crew still informs his current behavior and expectations.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Her boyfriend at the time is actually an edgy shitposting racist Trump supporter. See for yourself. Though it is possible he’s being ironic I‘m pretty sure this is why Lucas goes off about conservatives who say the n word and get all the gen z girls.

It will never not be hilarious that Lucas based his entire personality off poorly emulating Lacie's boyfriend shitposts in the insane idea it will actually get him a teen girlfriend

 

[WonderWino]

It's incredible how one afternoon hanging out with that crew had such a lasting impact on Lucas. His mind really is cooked. Let's see if he tries to get back into community college this next fall!

Considering how he reacted to suzanne when she dumped him this shouldn't be very surprising. His mental health has deteriorated significantly since then, which is clearly shown by how quickly and easily he became attached and obsessed with lacie. If by some miracle of satan he did somehow get another woman she would inevitably dump him before long and chances are it wouldn't end well for anyone involved

I can't see him going back to college and if he does it'll be only so he can go after a woman and get into a dorm somewhere. On that note I wouldn't want to be the students stuck living around him, he wouldn't last a week in an environment like that

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

It's incredible how one afternoon hanging out with that crew had such a lasting impact on Lucas. His mind really is cooked. Let's see if he tries to get back into community college this next fall!

I'm surprised they allowed him in the first time, I seriously doubt they'd be able to a second time given how much worse his behaviour has gotten. Academia doesn't take kindly to grown men yelling profanity at people and harassing other students. Also the fact he's a walking biohazard, with the corona scare I doubt they'd want to deal with the shitstorm of angry parents asking why a man with a known mrsa infection was allowed on campus

Considering how he reacted to suzanne when she dumped him this shouldn't be very surprising. His mental health has deteriorated significantly since then, which is clearly shown by how quickly and easily he became attached and obsessed with lacie. If by some miracle of satan he did somehow get another woman she would inevitably dump him before long and chances are it wouldn't end well for anyone involved

I can't see him going back to college and if he does it'll be only so he can go after a woman and get into a dorm somewhere. On that note I wouldn't want to be the students stuck living around him, he wouldn't last a week in an environment like that

That would probably cause the college a shitstorm after the student(s) forced to share with him complains about his numerous behaviour and hygiene problems. Didn't the last people who shared an apartment with him mention having to clean the walls? This assumes he even lasts a semester since he dropped out last time due to being too stupid to understand the subject he fantasised over

 

[Rogowski]

What would Lucas even study if he went back to school? He previous focused on science because he was sure he was going to be a telomere expert but since he’s legally barred from that I don’t see Lucas going to school for anything except maybe culinary school because he thinks he’s an amazing cook.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

and he didn't get to impregnate her and do sadistic butt stuff

So we all know that he has a pathetic withered micropenis. With his big fat stomach, I seriously doubt he could even reach to stick that thing in a woman to impregnate her. If even he could get a woman to agree to sleep with him (not going to happen), he can't get it up and he can't get it in. Women don't get pregnant from being punched in the fuckin' uterus Lucas! You will NEVER have a child!

What would Lucas even study if he went back to school? He previous focused on science because he was sure he was going to be a telomere expert but since he’s legally barred from that I don’t see Lucas going to school for anything except maybe culinary school because he thinks he’s an amazing cook.

I can see it now. Lucas introducing his dishes to a culinary professor/chef. Cheesy cucumbers, pasta with popcorn on it, and crappy caviar and Ritz crackers.

(edited because I can't spell today)