Wuhan Coronavirus: Lockdowns, Quarantines, Cancellations

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No. I'm afraid if I touch down they'll immediately quarantine me for 2 weeks. I can definitely return as a US citizen but then I can't go back.

I'm probably going to have to cancel everything and then scramble to get whatever visa I can for the country I want to wait out the boomer apocalypse in.
 
El Salvador is in lockdown. Foreigners banned entry to the country for the next 30 days.


 
I'm sure that this is racist against someone....

But who?

Clearly Trump is racist against everyone!

El Salvador is in lockdown. Foreigners banned entry to the country for the next 30 days.



That’s ummm that’s great and all... but have they not noticed that nobody seeks entry to El Salvador. El Salvador is one of those places that people leave. Not enter.
 
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No. I'm afraid if I touch down they'll immediately quarantine me for 2 weeks. I can definitely return as a US citizen but then I can't go back.

I'm probably going to have to cancel everything and then scramble to get whatever visa I can for the country I want to wait out the boomer apocalypse in.
RIP Null. Died in exile.
 
That’s ummm that’s great and all... but have they not noticed that nobody seeks entry to El Salvador. El Salvador is one of those places that people leave. Not enter.
It might be that their government would find a whole bunch of their subjects dying to be inconvienient, and because they're currently under a CIA-sponsored dictatorship they won't be attacked and subjected to economic warfare ('sanctions') for doing so? Novel idea I know.
 
NBA season suspended.


March Madness might start without fans, but will it even finish?
 
Here's a list of some of the major events / locations / organizations that have been Cancelled, Postponed, or Moved:
Music:
  • SWSX (South by Southwest)
  • Coachella Music and Arts Festival / Stagecoach (moved to October)
  • Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival moved to end of September.
  • All Live Nation produced concert tours are on pause
  • The Grand Ole Opry radio show will perform without a live audience.
  • Eurovision is cancelled.
Sports:
  • NBA and NHL 2020 leagues
    • MLS on pause for a month.
  • MLB regular season opening game postponed by at least two weeks. Spring Training is shut down. Californian MLB teams (Padres, Dodgers, Giants) and the Seattle Mariners aren't playing home games for a while.
  • NCAA Basketball cancelled March Madness and other games. They initially just restricted March Madness to some family and essential crew members.
  • Certain NCAA Football teams (Michigan, Notre Dame, and Ohio State) have canceled their spring games.
  • The Boston Marathon pushed back to September 14th.
  • The Kentucky Derby pushed back til the first Saturday in September. The first time its not been held in May in 75 years!
Movies:
  • Fast & Furious 9 delayed a Year
  • No Time to Day (James Bond) delayed until Nov.
  • A Quiet Place Part 2 delayed indefinitely.
  • Riverdale shut down production (someone on the cast or crew tested positive)
  • Mission Impossible 7 stopped shooting in Milan.
  • All Universal Live-Action Movies, including the 3rd Jurassic World sequel, are on hiatus.
    • Universal is planning on releasing their new films on VOD for $19.99. Some will be released in theaters as well.
  • New Mutants delayed to an "undetermined date"
  • AMC Theatres and the Metrograph are going to operate at "50% capacity" until further notice
TV:
  • Season 41 (!) of Survivor is on pause. Wasn't shooting yet but needs "more time to fully analyze and create our new production safety plan" has pushed its production back to May.
  • The Amazing Race stopped production in the UK and sent everyone home
  • Warner Bros., Netflix, Disney, NBCUniversal, and CBS have put a pause on filming their scripted shows.
  • A ton of TV shows are suspending live audience tapings
    • Wheel of Fortune
    • Jeopardy
    • Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • Last Week Tonight With John Oliver
    • Bravo's Watch What Happens Live (unconfirmed)
    • Real Time with Bill Maher
    • The Tamron Hall Show
    • Live With Kelly and Ryan
    • Dr. Phil
    • The View
  • Taping for The Wendy Williams Show has been suspended. They previously said they would film without a studio audience.
  • Taping for The Ellen Show has been suspended until March 30th. They previously said they would film without a studio audience.
  • NBC suspending tapings of The Tonight Show and Late Night
  • CBS suspending tapings of The Late Show
  • ABC suspending tapings of Jimmy Kimmel Live starting March 16.
Other:
  • E3 2020 (Though major names in the Vidya industry are still planning on having live streams or directs to announce shit)
  • New York International Auto Show (moved to August)
  • All Disney branded parks worldwide are closed until EOM. Hotels and Retail districts will remain open.
  • Universal Studios Hollywood closed until March 28th. CityWalk will still be open
  • Broadway closed until mid-April.
    • Off Broadway shows are also closed.
  • Various St. Patrick's Day parades
  • All Mormon Church related gatherings, until further notice.
  • the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre, and Palace of Versailles are All of France is closed until further notice
  • Cirque du Soleil shows across the world (Vegas included)
  • Penn & Teller and David Copperfield in Vegas.
    • A number of Casinos and Resorts in Vegas are closing for a few weeks. The Governor of Nevada is shutting down all non-essential businesses. Including Casinos.
  • Record Store Day has moved to June 20th.
  • All movie theaters, nightclubs, and music venues are closed in NYC as of March 17 at 9:00 a.m.

More here: https://www.vulture.com/2020/03/events-cancelled-coronavirus.html
Also fuck you Wall Street Journal for locking the list behind a paywall. Its not like this is a health crisis or anything. http://archive.vn/Cxzcb

EDIT: the MLB is in its pre-season but I wonder how long until the season is cancelled?
EDIT 2: will try and update as the news comes in. The vulture link above is staying up to date with more cancellations.
EDIT 3 (03/17): future updates might be slow because FUCKING EVERYTHING IS SHUTTING DOWN!
 
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NBA season suspended.


March Madness might start without fans, but will it even finish?
I think the NBA will run a short playoffs in late May to have a championship this year.
 
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