Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

Sockness needn't show himself here. He follows this thread and responds to it on his Twitter, which is probably more comfortable than a trip to the Farm. Just because we spot a tard doesn't make it the tard.

But this is the lolcow circle of life: the cow's delicious scent draws us hungry scavengers. Some of us aren't very fit, and smell like cow, too; they will also be devoured.
 
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Not a wart just something known a neurofibromatosis a neurological condition that makes growths like that on my face.
Say what you will about it it does not bother me I’ve heard all the jokes and comments all my life.
Like I said I’m here to put my two cents on certain topics and threads say and believe whatever you want



Contacting his brother was my alternative to the authorities as I don’t believe prison would do anything to change Jacob while it is easier for his family to get him put in a mental facility where he can get help.
As for why I posted on here was because all of you seem to have false info about his mother being dead so I decided to put in my two cents bottom line.
On another note I’m not going to continue to sit on here all night and explain myself to you having to repeat the same things over and over again, I honestly have better things to do.
Not to mention I do want to get to sleep at some point tonight
I remain curious about these death threats from Sockness. I don't question that he sent them, but do you have receipts to share? Can you describe the form they took? I imagine him threatening people with sorcery, or his Rokat allies.

While I do not think it's wise to engage with the fellow, if you already have, organically, you could add to our Sockness lore in some small way.
 
@Superbrolyx
1.) Even giving any kind of credence to death threats from Jacob Sockness is laughable. Dude was probably drunk when he did it.
2.) I don't get the reasoning behind coming here, making an account and ultimately posting nothing verifiable or really all that important with that new account.

The first thing I posted here was that it was true that his mother is in fact dead bottom line.
Let’s see verified evidence that his mother is still alive.
I’ll wait
 
@Superbrolyx , don't hold out on us. Who cares about his mom? You have better stuff. Resist your tism and give us the Sockness lore.

Also, he's currently shit talking you on Twitter lol. He says you're a liar and he's sexier.

Eta:

Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer (@JSockess) Tweeted:

No that isn't me. It's a violent, lying troll. That troll lied, I contacted my brother.

PS, your vile lies aren't going to work, my brother knows this is a load of shit. https://twitter.com/JSockess/status/1236771818565857280?s=20

Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer (@JSockess) Tweeted:
The trolls that's been threatening me with violence. I bet to this monstrous toad, I look like a THIN, gossamer dragonfly. This toad won't get fed, not today. He's just jealous I look so damn good and people in real life like me and the internet can exist as a joke. https://t.co/g6pCrW3ZP7 https://twitter.com/JSockess/status/1236890743190343681?s=20
 
@Superbrolyx , don't hold out on us. Who cares about his mom? You have better stuff. Resist your tism and give us the Sockness lore.

Also, he's currently shit talking you on Twitter lol. He says you're a liar and he's sexier.

Eta:

Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer (@JSockess) Tweeted:

No that isn't me. It's a violent, lying troll. That troll lied, I contacted my brother.

PS, your vile lies aren't going to work, my brother knows this is a load of shit. https://twitter.com/JSockess/status/1236771818565857280?s=20

Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer (@JSockess) Tweeted:
The trolls that's been threatening me with violence. I bet to this monstrous toad, I look like a THIN, gossamer dragonfly. This toad won't get fed, not today. He's just jealous I look so damn good and people in real life like me and the internet can exist as a joke. https://t.co/g6pCrW3ZP7 https://twitter.com/JSockess/status/1236890743190343681?s=20
I saw that earlier. Is that @Superbrolyx that sockness posted?
 
You did. You looked at it.

So how did Sockness come to the conclusion you are Brian Gifford? Why does Sockness have photos of you?

EDIT: What I think happened while looking over some tweets: I think @Superbrolyx is this guy (https://twitter.com/lordofdeath82) who is in a poly relationship (surprise) this chick (https://twitter.com/arielbeth123) that supposedly got nasty-grams from Sockness. I have no clue what possessed Brian to sperg out on here.

The chick

@Superbrolyx

The tweets that I looked at
Archive sucks:
 
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"I created our protector Autismo with my mothers remain."

I wanted to learn more about Autismo. Sounded reeeeetarded, but wholesome. So I googled "Sockness + Autismo."


That's Jacob's account, he's admitted to owning a Pornhub account and he's called himself the tard word on many occasions.

How long until Sockness finally breaks into 14 Branchland court?

Very soon, in his tweets and replies. He's said he would do anything to meet Christine.

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@Superbrolyx , don't hold out on us. Who cares about his mom? You have better stuff. Resist your tism and give us the Sockness lore.

Also, he's currently shit talking you on Twitter lol. He says you're a liar and he's sexier.

Eta:

Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer (@JSockess) Tweeted:

No that isn't me. It's a violent, lying troll. That troll lied, I contacted my brother.

PS, your vile lies aren't going to work, my brother knows this is a load of shit. https://twitter.com/JSockess/status/1236771818565857280?s=20

Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer (@JSockess) Tweeted:
The trolls that's been threatening me with violence. I bet to this monstrous toad, I look like a THIN, gossamer dragonfly. This toad won't get fed, not today. He's just jealous I look so damn good and people in real life like me and the internet can exist as a joke. https://t.co/g6pCrW3ZP7 https://twitter.com/JSockess/status/1236890743190343681?s=20

Sockness??
 
That's Jacob's account, he's admitted to owning a Pornhub account and he's called himself the tard word on many occasions.

Sharp eye. He does refer to himself as tard all the time.

Other evidence pointing to Sockness: the accounts name (DimensionalMerge); the other hosted video (which includes Chris's exposed ass, which Sockness has declared he will violently sodomize, and seems like the kind of thing Sockness would fap to).

If you're right, other YouTube videos are Sockness himself, too. Considering the video names and content, JacobSocknessSucks, may be the cow's current account. If so, Sockness filmed embarrassing videos, posted them on YouTube and then deliberately called attention to them on Reddit. This really says something about his need for attention, and humiliation fetish.


What I think happened while looking over some tweets: I think @Superbrolyx is this guy (https://twitter.com/lordofdeath82) who is in a poly relationship (surprise) this chick (https://twitter.com/arielbeth123) that supposedly got nasty-grams from Sockness. I have no clue what possessed Brian to sperg out on here.

I'm persuaded. Disappointed that he wouldn't share the death threats, but understandable if they're full of personal, sensitive details.
 
Sharp eye. He does refer to himself as tard all the time.

Other evidence pointing to Sockness: the accounts name (DimensionalMerge); the other hosted video (which includes Chris's exposed ass, which Sockness has declared he will violently sodomize, and seems like the kind of thing Sockness would fap to).

If you're right, other YouTube videos are Sockness himself, too. Considering the video names and content, JacobSocknessSucks, may be the cow's current account. If so, Sockness filmed embarrassing videos, posted them on YouTube and then deliberately called attention to them on Reddit. This really says something about his need for attention, and humiliation fetish.




I'm persuaded. Disappointed that he wouldn't share the death threats, but understandable if they're full of personal, sensitive details.

Sockness is trying to hide his identity by trying to troll himself. He uploads videos on YouTube, Pornhub and xHamster as well as Twitter and Google pretending that someone leaked them. Nobody cares about him and KF is not responsible for anything.

Sockness sent really disgusting things to SuperbrolyX / lordofdeath and his friends. Some being feces in a box (which I don't understand William Robinson / Gaming Samurai is bothered about since he actually is into scat porn) and dead bugs to a CWC white knight along with endless prank calls.

Edit: Forgot to add mass doxing, Sockness gave out personal information about a group of people then used his alcoholism and disabilities to get out of being arrested.
 
Sockness has been reading this thread and drinking, which means lots of Twitter activity. Its largely what you'd expect, and pretty boring, too.

He did, however, post something that surprised me: what amounts to a super hero origin story.



Is it too much to ask that he gets a cape and tights?

Recently, Sockness has demonstrated that he can be quite aggressive irl, and will fight his enemies with more than impotent, make believe spells. This new direction, coupled with his confessed tardation and transparent alcohol abuse, could be interesting. I, for one, am curious how far autism's sole and only rights activist will go in the pursuit of justice. And also CWC's butthole.
 
Sockness has been reading this thread and drinking, which means lots of Twitter activity. Its largely what you'd expect, and pretty boring, too.

He did, however, post something that surprised me: what amounts to a super hero origin story.



Is it too much to ask that he gets a cape and tights?

Recently, Sockness has demonstrated that he can be quite aggressive irl, and will fight his enemies with more than impotent, make believe spells. This new direction, coupled with his confessed tardation and transparent alcohol abuse, could be interesting. I, for one, am curious how far autism's sole and only rights activist will go in the pursuit of justice. And also CWC's butthole.

I did enjoy his pranks to CWC's multi dimensional white knight William Robinson / Gaming Samurai, his reaction to the teddy bear condoms and nude photographs were hilarious, he reminded me of Classic Chris' anti-gay protests and when he'd beat his chest and scream like a banshee. I hope Sockness pulls shit off like that more often.
 
For those that don't want to read a dozen drunk Tweets, here are some boring developments:

1. Sockness has been accused of mailing someone a dead crow. He denies it. This may, or may not, be part of a campaign of sorcery against the foes of autism, that has included alleged death threats and other mail (like shit). He is bickering drunkenly with CWC orbiters, and apparently harassing people irl. It seems he believes this behavior will lead him closer to CWC's butthole.

2. Sockness claims to be abandoning the practice of sorcery. He has reached the pinnacle of magic on Earth, and can progress no further. He is open to taking on apprentices irl, however, and if you live near him and have 5-7 years to devote to study, you too may master magic, inasmuch as such a thing may be done in a magic poor environment like Earth.

3. Sockness will not be going to the BABSCon. He has cancelled his room. Speaking of rooms, he's tearing down his "temple," and will soon have space for a roommate or overnight guests...

4. Sockness pines for CWC; his autistic ardor has not dimmed. He is trying to manipulate and white knight CWC into his clutches. Sockness intends to do malevolent butt stuff to CWC.

There's more, of course, but it's all rather dull. Once you get over the shock of a very ill, delusional man hunting CWC for sodomy, Sockness has little to offer.

It also seems that Sockness has had enough alcohol to update R/Kidasuna with another love letter to CWC, or CWS... Christine Weston Sockness.

My legs are strong, I will carry you Christine Weston Sockness. I will kick the evil trolls and turn their bones to dust. I will use my power to protect you. When you are here, you are safe and warm
 
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