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Well, he now has someone else to expect to sleep on his couch now that Danica ignored him! Sorry, Danica, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Well, he now has someone else to expect to sleep on his couch now that Danica ignored him! Sorry, Danica, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!
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He's still bugging Julianne too:
Seriously, Russ, if she's cucking this dude with another girl, what chance do you have?
More of Miss Utah:
I guess she's bisexual and so LGBT stuff is her gimmick for the pageant. Which means she won't judge if he's got to give his friend a handjob to drive them to dinner.
Seriously, Russ, if she's cucking this dude with another girl, what chance do you have?
More of Miss Utah:
I guess she's bisexual and so LGBT stuff is her gimmick for the pageant. Which means she won't judge if he's got to give his friend a handjob to drive them to dinner.
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She really needs to stop replying to him, even if it's only emojis. Any positive feedback is basically a contract to fuck Russ, in his eyes. Run, mormon bi girl, RUN!
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Me_el_wante_V2.0
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I want to rate this horrifying, but at the same time I feel like this woman is the luckiest woman in the world (although being
and pretending that Russ is being sincere). Aside from the fact that its Russ and that alone is conpletely repulsive, the idea of that gaping flappy goldfish maw of his coming anywhere near anyone's mouth makes me want to die.
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Maybe she can kiss in a way that helps with his disability.
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I fucking LOVE that last comment he made. “ROLLING MY EYES AT YOUR IDIOT STATEMENT, all religions do that. Anyway how about a date??”
Fukken Russ is doing my head in, how do you passively insult a woman and then ask her out? Is it 2005 again and people still think negging works?
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Well, did he write her A SONG? Remember, Russ unironically said that Calvin Harris and Tom Hiddleston didn't deserve to date Taylor Swift because they didn't write her a song. So it doesn't really matter how he looks like. No song, no sucky sucky. In Russland, at least.
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Hmm, Lowtax’s “brand strategist”girlfriend for Something Awful is a also local SLC girl named Logan Day. Has Russ ever creeped on her or is she not up to his thot standards?
Logan really needs attention, positive or negative, aNd is obviously desperate for a real boyfriend. Russ is a single, local legal professional and loves giving women attention. Both he and Logan are around the same age, have severe BPD and wild delusions of professional grandeur. Russ is a digital native too!
Lowtax a Web 1.0 married, father of three, in Missouri nearly twice her age with a crumbing spine not appropriate boyfriend material.
It seems pretty obvious that a hip younger local guy like Russ is a better choice for her.
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Yes, he does think it works. He does it often. I wonder if somewhere along the line he didn't glance at one of those scummy PUA manuals from the early 2000s.
You monster. I wouldn't wish Russ on my worst enemy. Seriously, she sounds like a real winner.
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I like how he keeps using ''major'' (like ''major news station'' or ''major studio'') when everything about him is in minor.
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Does he not understand the severity of his situation? He treats taking people to court like it'll end their world but when he's facing actual criminal charges he won't even slow his roll. I get that he doesn't think the rules apply to him but even kids know to take their hand off the stove once it starts to burn.
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Rusty literally thinks that ''wooing'' women on the internet isn't as bad as DISCRIMINASHUN! so in his deformed, squash shaped head, he thinks he's protected and people accusing him will soon get court slapped and notice how much of a legal stud Russ is, and everyone will bow down to him and his plights and demand that all the women he has been harassing go give him a suck to his penis.
The fact he keeps commenting and pestering women shows that he thinks, from the depths of his vile soul, that there's not wrong with it and the woman (or women) who filled a complain against him in court is just being dramatic and tsundere. The real victim was him all along, because it's HIM that suffers DISCRIMINASHUN! not those hysterical, hormonal females!
The fact he keeps commenting and pestering women shows that he thinks, from the depths of his vile soul, that there's not wrong with it and the woman (or women) who filled a complain against him in court is just being dramatic and tsundere. The real victim was him all along, because it's HIM that suffers DISCRIMINASHUN! not those hysterical, hormonal females!
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Now THAT would be a cow crossover for the ages! Russhole cuts a promo on Lowtax, Lowtax comes out of his Ambien fuge long enough to challenge Russ on the front page of Somethingawful.com.
Shit, I'd buy a pass to the SA forums to catch that event! Lowtax might have more fighting experience, since he served as a punching bag for Uwe Boll's fists up here in Vancouver a decade or so ago, but since he's done nothing since but watch his spine and his marriage(s) decay while he kills the pain with boxed wine and benzodiazipines, even lil' Droopy Russ should be able to take him.
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I don't think he does realize he's in trouble. His parents made the kill list incident go away so why should this be any different? Russ never thinks he's in the wrong, so clearly it's this person's fault, and as soon as these fake charges go away, he'll sue her for slander. Russ doesn't think anyone is allowed to tell him no, so if they do, they're wrong, not him. Since Skordas is involved, I hope Russ doesn't get off with just a slap on the wrist. He's had many chances to shape up and it's time he felt real consequences, but I'm not holding my breath.
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He certainly does not believe he's in trouble. Remember this is a man who considers himself not only "basically a lawyer", but also "pretty much the best". His delusions likely lead him to believe he will crush his opponents in court and that they will rue they day they ever dared to challenge a legal hotshot and really cool guy named Russell Greer. Oh, what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall of his lawyer's office during their meetings.
I will say though that I am surprised he is still promoting his Julianne Hough song. As much of an idiot as he is, I wouldn't think he would still be carrying on about it if she or one of her family members were actively pursuing criminal charges against him. Maybe the charges don't involve her at all like we suspected. If they *do* involve her though, and he's still pushing out his stalker song, then I think I could safely say that would be one of the top 3 stupidest things Russ has ever done.
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The bad thing is that he can warp any situation to make it seem like he came out on top. If he gets a sentence of movie tickets with a rose & handshake at the end he's going to think it was all a misunderstanding. If he gets banned from electronic devices then he'll take it that he's just too real as a shock jock and is being censored. If he goes to jail he'll call conspiracy between the judge and Skordas.
Russ will be mentally incapable of understanding that any consequences are a result of his actions. He will become the victim of this phony trial and the wrath of the fake judge. I think the best thing for him is to have his social media yanked. Make it so he's not allowed to have a Twitter, FB, IG, tinder, etc etc. Put a NetNanny on his computer and phone. If he breaks it give him a month in the slammer.
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He may act that way online but the last time he was in a courtroom with Skordas he came out downcast and staring at the floor, looking totally defeated.
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Oh, you know he's into PUA. Just look at how he pulls off the "walk of a man who knows he can get any girl he wants"
Each step a flame.
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Any good lawyer tells his client to immediately get off public social media when there is an active legal matter, whether civil or criminal. I’m betting his dadttorney just phrased it as “no Facebook” because he’s a boomer who doesn’t know what Instagram is, that Russ didn’t tell him he had an Instagram as well as a Facebook, or a combination of the two. Plus, if Russ disagrees with that advice, he’s just going to do whatever he wants anyway. Lawyer probably has his Facebook login and Russ probably thinks he’s slick with the old “but he didn’t SAY I couldn’t use Instagram!” bullshit.