The Japanese people seem to have a hardcore underground scene where every fetish imaginable can be satisfied and (young couples I guess) resort to love hotels and the like to be together. Now I don't know how hush-hush all of that is, but I've always thought that how some Japanese people indulge themselves in these fetishes in the dark of the night and hide their affection, must be deeply rooted in their culture, respect for one another and all that jazz. What are your thoughts on this?
Well, there are basically two types of fetish in Nihon. One is young love (known as
lolicon or
shotacon), but you've probably heard of it by the slanderous and unfair names that ignorant westerners refer to it by. The other is tentacle rape (known as
hentai). When you check into a Nihonese Love Hotel with your
geisha you get a themed room of your choice. As Nihon is an extremely respectful and austere culture the likes of which oafish westerners couldn't begin to understand, it is seen as highly inappropriate to comment on the Hotel-visitations of others.
Do the Japanese really not have beds?
They have woven mats (known as
tatami) which are superior in every way to our ridiculous western beds.
How valid is this reference source
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tynKRMVGsAI
I think I spy a digital pagan in this video as well...
2/10 barely accurate.
Because he has excellent taste and recognises the inferiority of our ignorant and status-obsessed western culture.
Do they really have telephone book-sized porno mags?
Japanese telephone books are much larger than japanese pornographic magazines (known as
manga). I don't know what size western telephone books are because I make it a point not to try and ignore all western influence in my life.
How can I get a Japanese gf?
If you have white skin and an appreciation for
manga and
eroge, Japanese girls will flock to you when you arrive in Glorious Tokyo and basically beg to be the Number #1
geisha in your harem while a string of quirky accidents and misunderstandings make sure you can never quite decide on only one.
Is it true that Japanese see white people (and even non-Japanese Asians) as inferior to themselves?
White people and non-Japanese Asians
are inferior to Japanese people.
I dunno, I've seen people who eat pocky, and they're pretty damn autistic.
0/10 gr8 b8 m8. There is nothing autistic about eating pocky.
Is the katana really the ultimate sword?
The katana is the most ultimate sword ever created. It's folded over ten billion times by master smiths (known as
katanajutsu) until it becomes harder than diamonds. The blade is exactly half a molecule thick at the edge. A katana is capable of cutting through solid concrete and steel anvils with great ease. If the Japanese weren't such a peaceful and benevolent race, they would have conquered the entire earth circa 800BC.
