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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Ok boys stand back, i'm going to embarrass myself with a big think.

Was Kevin pushed/persuaded into getting an ax wound?


Don't get me wrong, Kev is responsible to all the bad things that happen to him but I have been thinking about it and this take got me thinking about it;


Not only is he the communal "fuck sleeve" but it seems no one else on the ranch has an axe wound;


This makes me think that all his troon-mates are vag thirsty like him and they properly thought about getting the surgery but are unsure. solution? Convince the cum brain of the group to get it first, play into his "forced femm" fetish and in turn get a sex slave + living example of what happens when you get the chop chop.

Below is another quote which supports my idea that they are all vag thristy thus they push one of them to get one.


I honestly think if Kev was just single living in his parents house he would never have gotten the surgery. However living in an actual commune and developing a deep co dependency + his own weird porn addition and femminaztion fetishes has made him get the chop chop. Honestly if he was to get booted from the ranch he would join the 41% overnight.

Maybe I am thinking about this too much but wanted to get my big brain take out in the open.
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I'll add to that, his fascination with 'girldick'. While he hasn't said anything specific, would it be hard to believe that said girldick belongs to his ranch mates? Might play nicely into his forced fem fetish and the other troons wouldn't need to get the chop because then where would Kev get his wonderful, better than cis girldick filling from?
 
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stupid fuck said:
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I don't know much about microdicks but that seems like a bit more skin than would be necessary for what is visible. How much do horse piss pills shrink your dick? I'm sure it was very small but I don't know if it would have been a micropenis prior to the titty skittles.
 
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Logical Fallacies said:
Do you know about some new study that I haven't heard of yet or were you just making a sweeping generalization about people with OCD?



How did he even jerk off with that? No wonder he got a stink ditch.
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I have OCD, and used to go to support forums very very often. Being transgender and gay is a very common theme. Do you think OCD just means washing your hands and organizing things?
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Homosexual Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (HOCD)

When a disorder causes sexual disorientation.
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OCD can latch onto any theme and make you worry obsessively about it. Which can in turn make people think they are actually trans because it is all they can think about.
 
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Penny has been pretty quiet, and a few of the other troons and troon-adjacents on the ranch have really only been posting (quite nice) pics of their new location, and i assume this is due to being busy with the move.

but our gal Kevin has done nothing but tweet, thirst, retweet and smoke weed before, during AND after the move.

speaking of troon-adjacents, i got my first look at this Tenacious Qilin dude today
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i see he still has much to learn in the ways of the troon smirk, but it's a start

and heeeeeres wifey
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what a power couple :tomgirl:


back to our scheduled programming, Kevin gets horny over coronavirus (come on, you knew this was coming)
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further discourse on getting horny over a global pandemic
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Kevin being a shit
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ok coomer
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Kevin does some financial planning
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Kev's on a preggo bender this week
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could only see one side of this convo, but that was enough for me
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dildowatch continues
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not to get on my high horse about rape fetishes, but in Kevin's mind rape seems to be okay to publicly romanticize when you're horny


ranch update - the girldickmobile is saved!
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I thought titty skittles and HRT were supposed to kill your sex drive? I don't recall reading anything pre-trooning out but it seems like Kevin is just hornier than ever, hornier than any one normal, healthy person should conceivably be.

Does he think by constantly emulating his funhouse mirror version of what a TRUE AND HONEST WOMAN is, is going to help him transition even better? Into some kind of ... super woman? My own girl reads the shit he says (I force her to) and she responds with either sheer horror, disgust, or an angry stress sigh.
 
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I thought titty skittles and HRT were supposed to kill your sex drive? I don't recall reading anything pre-trooning out but it seems like Kevin is just hornier than ever, hornier than any one normal, healthy person should conceivably be.

Does he think by constantly emulating his funhouse mirror version of what a TRUE AND HONEST WOMAN is, is going to help him transition even better? Into some kind of ... super woman? My own girl reads the shit he says (I force her to) and she responds with either sheer horror, disgust, or an angry stress sigh.
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My non-professional opinion is that it's a mix of desperate posturing both for himself and his unsocialized furry troon squad ("I totally made the right choice and this is totally a real, functioning vagina! Nothing is wounded or numb or rotting!!! so hornt dpfjgdfgfgnyfd ///////") and the fact that dude just doesn't have a personality. People like that just absorb the ridiculous shit around them and regurgitate it. He has no charm, intelligence, humor, beauty or empathy, so all he's left with is a desperate parody of what some kind of bloviated pregnant sex cow lady man would be.

Notice how all the sexual fantasies are completely impossible for him to achieve? Pregnancy, being an animal, being a smol diaper baby... uh... balloon shit? I think there's a buffer there. If you fantasize about crap that can only be done in troon art or sexting, then you can probably easier ignore the fact that you can't perform basic sexual activity anymore.

Make sure to regulate your kid's internet time, parents.
 
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stupid fuck said:
Penny has been pretty quiet, and a few of the other troons and troon-adjacents on the ranch have really only been posting (quite nice) pics of their new location, and i assume this is due to being busy with the move.

but our gal Kevin has done nothing but tweet, thirst, retweet and smoke weed before, during AND after the move.

speaking of troon-adjacents, i got my first look at this Tenacious Qilin dude today
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i see he still has much to learn in the ways of the troon smirk, but it's a start

and heeeeeres wifey
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what a power couple :tomgirl:


back to our scheduled programming, Kevin gets horny over coronavirus (come on, you knew this was coming)
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further discourse on getting horny over a global pandemic
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Kevin being a shit
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ok coomer
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Kevin does some financial planning
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Kev's on a preggo bender this week
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could only see one side of this convo, but that was enough for me
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dildowatch continues
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not to get on my high horse about rape fetishes, but in Kevin's mind rape seems to be okay to publicly romanticize when you're horny


ranch update - the girldickmobile is saved!
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"We all have to stay inside, i'm upset my sex toy is lost" dude, though you were in an Poly SUPER loving relationship. Why the FUCK do you need an dildo, a wand or begging people to breed ur raw insides, when you are IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MULTIPLE GUYS? With DICKS?

If you can use a dildo & wand or one or the other, why the FUCK aren't you asking one of your lovers to (ew) help you get off?
he's a fucking lazy ass liar. I get the other troons are working, but come on? His sex drive is dead, he's larping AS ALWAYS and i'm positive the Troon Squad are the same way. Nobodies fucking ANYTHING in that place.

He reminds me of Dolly Mattel (aka Shayna a Lolcow here and on the other farms) they say the most gross shit, the when you see them they are so fucking uninterested in sex and just say whatever sounds sexy and hot, knowing they are into attention not these "kinks".
 
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Hopefully Kev gets his wish and his lungs are filled with his own sputum soon :optimistic:
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In all my years of observing internet autism, I've never seen someone as consistently, constantly, pervasively, perpetually horny as Kevin. Kevin is the real version of the myth that men think about sex every 7 seconds. Not only is Kevin literally always horny, he's built his entire identity out of being horny. Every social relationship he has revolves around his being horny. If you cracked Kevin open looking for his soul, you'd find nothing but a bottomless pit covered by a thin layer of perversion. Perhaps in a previous life Kevin was some sort of depraved sexual criminal, and god has punished him with a lifetime of unbearable horniness coupled with being a complete incel. I just cannot imagine being as horny as Kevin.
 
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