Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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"Shelter in Place" had me going WTF?

Quarantine I get. But a "Shelter in Place" order from the government? That shit's supposed to be for nuclear war or volcanic eruption or hurricane.

"Self-Isolate/Quarantine" should be what it is.

I swear, these idiots misuse fucking words and phrases all the goddamn time.
 
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Reading even the last few pages of this thread are wtf.

1. Phone screenshots not thumbnailed.
2. Copy+pasting articles despite being asked not to.
3. ZERO (0) usages of archive.li, ANYWHERE.
Archive is a queue simulator right now. Next best thing I've found is Internet Archive.

Not sure why people are forgetting to thumbnail. The buttons aren't hard to miss on mobile.

On the topic of cooking, I think some parents are scared of the house burning down. That's why you supervise your kids, though. Just record your shows if Little Johnny suddenly wants to make an egg for the first time.

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At my Zoo Tycoon zoo, all the guests with Corona-chan are fed to lions.
 
"Shelter in Place" had me going WTF?

Quarantine I get. But a "Shelter in Place" order from the government? That shit's supposed to be for nuclear war or volcanic eruption or hurricane.

"Self-Isolate/Quarantine" should be what it is.

I swear, these idiots misuse fucking words and phrases all the goddamn time.

"Martha, the guv'mint said SHELTER in place! Now help me fill these fuckin' sandbags, 'for that corony-virus gets in here and steals all our toilet paper!"
 
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Pool Eating out and not being a neet is closed due to Corona-Chan in Calicuckorado.

"Gov. Jared Polis ordered bars, restaurants and other large gathering places across Colorado to close for the next 30 days in an aggressive new push to slow the spread of the coronavirus, as Denver and state leaders warned of dire consequences if the outbreak isn’t brought under control."

Other impotent points:

"Hancock said the Denver sheriff’s department will stop booking people accused of lower-level, nonviolent crimes in an effort to allow for greater distance between people in the city’s jail. The court system will continue to operate because people are guaranteed a right to a speedy trial, he said."

"Colorado State Patrol said Sunday it would limit troopers’ responses to non-emergency calls in those four counties as well as in Garfield and Lake counties in an attempt to protect troopers from exposure to the novel coronavirus. Troopers will not respond to car crashes unless it involves injuries or a suspected impaired or uninsured driver.

"Hancock said Denver’s efforts to respond to COVID-19 could come to a “screeching halt” in a few days if the city doesn’t receive more personal protective equipment, like face masks. The city also is attempting to set up safe places for homeless people who contract the virus."

Colorado now has 160 cases and mountain town health services are running low on protective gear. The knife and gun club Denver Health assures they have enough ventilators currently and can access more.

Fuck Aussie Tourist plague bringers.

The Emperor Protects!

(Is there a real difference between archive.li and archive.is? Fellow Kiwis?)
 
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Its funny that when China sent the swine flu affected 60 million in America alone and we didn't enact these measures.

To be fair, COVID-19 is a different beast from H1N1. H1N1 wasn't nearly as contageous (even though it affected all age groups as opposed to mostly people over the age of 65), and people can be infected with COVID-19 without showing any symptoms. There are probably more carriers than there are people experiencing symptoms, which is a huge problem. Statistically deadlier viruses tend to not have the strength to be nearly as contageous as this. In the grand scheme of things, we should be downright thankful that something like ebola didn't become a global pandemic like COVID-19 has. Want to talk scary? That would be scary.

That said, people are panicking far more than they should be, and I truly believe it's because of the media creating this hysteria.

Tin foil hat time: Do I think the media is above causing mass hysteria to tank the economy because every other tactic they've used against Trump has failed? No, no I don't. People like Bill Maher have freely admitted that they've been cheering for a recession to happen; I don't doubt for a second that there's people in the media who are giddy about this right now.
 
Ahem. This is starting to look like anti-Trent-anus gayops.

Consider this; Even amateur mycologists use masks, gloves and isopropyl alcohol in order to maintain as much of a sterile environment as possible.

Police will likely be too busy with more important matters to bust the odd hobbyist, small 'drug'ologist.

Git gud at blackmarket bartering now, lest you get scalped for iso or basic provisions.

Environment not condusive to mycelial growth; anus of Trent may succumb to the virus.

Godspeed, each and evry one.
 
Its funny that when China sent the swine flu affected 60 million in America alone and we didn't enact these measures.

It was an influenza. We had vaccines for that and a general immunity. H1N1 was hyped as some "novel strain", but it really wasn't. Our society had run into that particular variation before.

I've noticed in this thread nobody has really spoken of or fully grasped the obvious. Which is understandable. Governments are not saying it because it would downplay their efforts.

WUHAN CORONAVIRUS IS A NOVEL STRAIN OF THE COMMON COLD VIRUS

That is why governments around the world were so slow to react and even now are not calling it what it is. People understand the danger of a flu virus. They really understand the danger of Ebola viruses and if we ever run into a human transmissible version of simian herpes we will all die so it won't matter.

But this pandemic is being caused by the fucking Common Cold. Only its not so common. The worst part about it is that it spreads like a Cold Virus does and it has wildly different impacts on people, as a Cold virus does. Some people will get this thing and have a stuffy nose for two days. Other people will die horribly.

All that talk about vaccines and treatments and such are pure lies too. There has been plenty of incentive for decades to come up with a Vaccine for the common cold and every effort has failed. Current efforts for this new strain of the Cold Virus will fail as well. Because it's simply too adaptable and its impacts on people too varied.

So no government is going to admit to any of this. That there is a lethal version of the Common Cold loose in the world and they cant do shit.

*edit* please read learned kiwis responses below this post.
 
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The job market has effectively evaporated for thousands, if not millions, in areas that are doing near full shutdown.

We are going to see massive unemployment numbers which will lead to default on loans in a cascading cycle. Most states doing this are pausing evictions but god help people who can't make rent/mortgage and get permanently scarred by having to default down the line.

We are seriously looking at a repeat of the 2008 financial crash, just sourced from a different area than housing. Massive unemployment and banks hours to days away from becoming insolvent.
My job recently just laid off everyone in orientation, and it was almost a bit before they would finish Orientation.
imagine quitting your job, passing the interview, passing all the tests and quizes and memorizing the essentials, only to lose your job before you can even start it proper.
 
It was an influenza. We had vaccines for that and a general immunity. H1N1 was hyped as some "novel strain", but it really wasn't. Our society had run into that particular variation before.

I've noticed in this thread nobody has really spoken of or fully grasped the obvious. Which is understandable. Governments are not saying it because it would downplay their efforts.

WUHAN CORONAVIRUS IS A NOVEL STRAIN OF THE COMMON COLD VIRUS

That is why governments around the world were so slow to react and even now are not calling it what it is. People understand the danger of a flu virus. They really understand the danger of Ebola viruses and if we ever run into a human transmissible version of simian herpes we will all die so it won't matter.

But this pandemic is being caused by the fucking Common Cold. Only its not so common. The worst part about it is that it spreads like a Cold Virus does and it has wildly different impacts on people, as a Cold virus does. Some people will get this thing and have a stuffy nose for two days. Other people will die horribly.

All that talk about vaccines and treatments and such are pure lies too. There has been plenty of incentive for decades to come up with a Vaccine for the common cold for decades now and every effort has failed. Current efforts for this new strain of the Cold Virus will fail as well. Because it's simply too adaptable and its impacts on people too varied.

So no government is going to admit to any of this. That there is a lethal version of the Common Cold loose in the world and they cant do shit.
That's not exactly true. The big common cold viruses are Rhinovirus. A more benign coronavirus is also responsible but it's Rhino like 80% of the time.

The big reason why no one bothers curing the common cold is that it's a really benign illness and eradicating every disease would be long-term bad for our immune systems.
 
That's not exactly true. The big common cold viruses are Rhinovirus. A more benign coronavirus is also responsible but it's Rhino like 80% of the time.

The big reason why no one bothers curing the common cold is that it's a really benign illness and eradicating every disease would be long-term bad for our immune systems.

Stand corrected then. Has there ever been a dangerous coronavirus though? I have not run into this particular scenario in historical reading. The big global plagues have always been influenza's or bacteria from what I know. This seems like a very odd family of viruses for a disaster of this scale to emerge from.
 
Stand corrected then. Has there ever been a dangerous coronavirus though? I have not run into this particular scenario historically. The big global plagues have always been influenza's or bacteria.
SARS & MERS were/are two big ones. Those were contained better and spread less easily IIRC.
 
It was an influenza. We had vaccines for that and a general immunity. H1N1 was hyped as some "novel strain", but it really wasn't. Our society had run into that particular variation before.

I've noticed in this thread nobody has really spoken of or fully grasped the obvious. Which is understandable. Governments are not saying it because it would downplay their efforts.

WUHAN CORONAVIRUS IS A NOVEL STRAIN OF THE COMMON COLD VIRUS

That is why governments around the world were so slow to react and even now are not calling it what it is. People understand the danger of a flu virus. They really understand the danger of Ebola viruses and if we ever run into a human transmissible version of simian herpes we will all die so it won't matter.

But this pandemic is being caused by the fucking Common Cold. Only its not so common. The worst part about it is that it spreads like a Cold Virus does and it has wildly different impacts on people, as a Cold virus does. Some people will get this thing and have a stuffy nose for two days. Other people will die horribly.

All that talk about vaccines and treatments and such are pure lies too. There has been plenty of incentive for decades to come up with a Vaccine for the common cold and every effort has failed. Current efforts for this new strain of the Cold Virus will fail as well. Because it's simply too adaptable and its impacts on people too varied.

So no government is going to admit to any of this. That there is a lethal version of the Common Cold loose in the world and they cant do shit.

Calm down. Not all common colds are forms of a coronavirus. In fact, most of them aren't.

Watch this video, and specifically the first half of it. It allows you to understand the virus a lot more. It's so much more than a "deadly common cold."


That's not exactly true. The big common cold viruses are Rhinovirus. A more benign coronavirus is also responsible but it's Rhino like 80% of the time.

The big reason why no one bothers curing the common cold is that it's a really benign illness and eradicating every disease would be long-term bad for our immune systems.

I was going to say this, but you beat me to it. Good post, dude.
 
There are a lot of women out there who view not being able to cook as some kind of feminist flex. This goes all the way back to when Bill Clinton was running for office and Hillary Clinton said she wasn't going to be one of those wives who "baked cookies all day." Never mind the fact that every person, regardless of sex, should pick up some cooking skills, as there are few things more important to a person's well being than what they stick into their mouth. No wonder we're such a nation of fatasses. The food you buy at a restaurant is almost guaranteed to have twice as many calories in it as the food you'd make for yourself at home, as the restaurants want you to come back in and get more food - that's why they prioritize its tastiness over it's health properties...

I keep a steady supply of rice and pasta on hand, simply because they go with everything, even prepackaged sauces/meat. You don't have to go full scratch when making every meal.

Buy one of those giant chubs of lean ground beef and you can use that to make a ton of dishes. I occasionally make a stew using 1lb of cooked ground beef, a chopped up onion, a can of vegetable beef soup, a can of cream of celery soup, and chopped up potatoes (boiled until they're soft.) Toss all of this into a casserole dish and bake for an hour. It tastes great and will feed about 4-5 people.

I somehow suspect that there really aren't "a lot of women" like this out there. They are instead a small but obnoxiously vocal minority. Pretty much the same group as elizabeth warren voters.

Leftists are screaming that Trump called it a chinese virus, which it is, and calling him racist etc. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
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That just means Trump should use "Chinese Virus" more. Every time they screech another normie gets Red Pilled.
 
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