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Personally I don't think she cares about Sanders or politics in general and all this is just her performing to keep her new audience interested. She's a grifter.

I think she does like his politics, but it's because she's a grifter. Shuwu is a vapid cunt, but she is somewhat shrewd. Who better for a banal "content creator" to support than an old man promising to make all the Boomers pay for everything. And who better to grift than a bunch of thirsty faux-commies who will throw their money and devotion at anyone promising to and supporting the idea of muhfreeshit.
 
She thinks Bernie won, so I doubt she’ll be complaining. I’d assess it myself, but I skipped out, so I’ll take your word for it.

Now, onto this:
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June, you stupid, stupid bitch. Bernie praised Castro and his revolution, and whenever he’s asked to denounce, he pivots. A clip I’ve seen of tonight’s debate was nothing more than a goddamn pivot by a useful fucking idiot. He’s also parroting propaganda. Propaganda, you ask? I’ll show you.

Bernie’s praise of Cuba’s literacy rising? Yeah, from 78% to 98-99%, Cuba’s literacy was raised 20% during Castro’s reign. Looks good, right? Not particularly, when you have other Latin American countries having their rates increase by higher percentages within the same period, an example being Bolivia going from 44% to 92%. Hell, literacy was already on the rise since the early 1900s.

So even if Bernie doesn’t like Castro, he stupidly praised a program of Castro’s that, when compared to other countries, doesn’t look impressive. He’s a useful fucking idiot, June, and so are you.

God, I fucking can’t believe she is this fucking stupid. I seriously cannot wait for when Bernie gets fucked over, and she has to process that he is an establishment hack when he bows before Biden. It honestly scares me that she has a huge audience that takes her seriously as a political commentator. This shit is easy to search for on Google, and there’s no excuse for a nearly 30-year-old woman to be this dense.
Same when these morons praise Cuba's health system despite most Latin American countries have very similar programs that actually work or, at least, aren't as fucked as Cuba's.
 
June does not at all sound like what he's describing here. I guess people giving him shit for constantly dragging her is starting to get to him (or maybe she's showing a lil spine behind the scenes between flipping out over Bernie losing)
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To be clear: June claims to not even have seen Star Wars before they started dating.

Also, he said this as a follow-up to dunking on Biden for saying his Veep would be female.
 
When Greg says "geek girl," we all know he really means "E-Thot."

And yes, Shoe does fit that bill.
She's sort of obsolete. Neeko does the cute Bern-out much better, and while Neeko's 'eat the rich' isn't terribly strong political analysis, Shoe isn't saying much more, except strung out for ages.
 
She's sort of obsolete. Neeko does the cute Bern-out much better, and while Neeko's 'eat the rich' isn't terribly strong political analysis, Shoe isn't saying much more, except strung out for ages.
Strung out how? As in Shoe is high on drugs on top of being crazy?
 
June does not at all sound like what he's describing here. I guess people giving him shit for constantly dragging her is starting to get to him (or maybe she's showing a lil spine behind the scenes between flipping out over Bernie losing)
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To be clear: June claims to not even have seen Star Wars before they started dating.

Also, he said this as a follow-up to dunking on Biden for saying his Veep would be female.
what even happened to comicbookgirl? I remember liking her game of thrones videos years ago
 
Okay, June has officially lost her mind. I'm calling it now:

Licking boots in her videos? Annoying.
Hinting that she would be buying a bike lock? Concerning.
Admitting she is a conspiracy theorist? Alarming.
But now, June is actually stating that America will elect a Nazi as president.

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Okay, June has officially lost her mind. I'm calling it now:

Licking boots in her videos? Annoying.
Hinting that she would be buying a bike lock? Concerning.
Admitting she is a conspiracy theorist? Alarming.
But now, June is actually stating that America will elect a Nazi as president.
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Did this bitch really just call Tucker Carlson a Nazi?
(Cow crossover with Peter "Catfished by an underage girl and a blowup doll" Coffin.)
 
what even happened to comicbookgirl? I remember liking her game of thrones videos years ago
I remember she did some videos for Marvel Comics for a bit, but to her credit left when she got tired of their shitty content. On the video front, she got lazy, slowed down her video content to a couple of videos a month, and gave up making her content stand out. She now just sits in front of a microphone in an office set.
 
Okay, June has officially lost her mind. I'm calling it now:

Licking boots in her videos? Annoying.
Hinting that she would be buying a bike lock? Concerning.
Admitting she is a conspiracy theorist? Alarming.
But now, June is actually stating that America will elect a Nazi as president.
Bernouts have been promoting this particular coping mechanism ad nauseum since Sunday. Another dude I followed b/c he used to run a kotaku mockery account is currently whining about how Mitt Romney proposing $1000/month coronavirus relief aid is totally a sign Republicans are going to steal the "handouts for the poors" vote from Democrats forever. I don't really get it, since it's accusing the party establishment of being so stingy with larger government programs they'll lose to Republicans, but the people they're insisting would flip overwhelmingly voted for establishment democrats. No one but white people and college students/recently graduated professionals were fans of Bernie.
 
what even happened to comicbookgirl? I remember liking her game of thrones videos years ago

She got sick of comics and tried reviewing some drug related shit, it didn't work out and she lost a lot of traction with fans because of it.
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Did this bitch really just call Tucker Carlson a Nazi?
(Cow crossover with Peter "Catfished by an underage girl and a blowup doll" Coffin.)

Tucker Carlson is probably one of the few people on Fox that most internet people like so obviously he's bad.
 
what even happened to comicbookgirl? I remember liking her game of thrones videos years ago
I remember she did some videos for Marvel Comics for a bit, but to her credit left when she got tired of their shitty content. On the video front, she got lazy, slowed down her video content to a couple of videos a month, and gave up making her content stand out. She now just sits in front of a microphone in an office set.
To her credit, she had already prepared for AS to mention her before she left:
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Okay, June has officially lost her mind. I'm calling it now:

Licking boots in her videos? Annoying.
Hinting that she would be buying a bike lock? Concerning.
Admitting she is a conspiracy theorist? Alarming.
But now, June is actually stating that America will elect a Nazi as president.
It's telling that I can't decide whether she means actual Nazis or simply her brand of socialism coming from the other side of the aisle. I'm aware that NatSoc is obviously associated with the former, but considering June's lack of literacy and inability to articulate her thoughts, I have to give her the benefit of the doubt.

While the underlying idea of a Republican candidate that tries to bridge the gap and steal a large portion of the Democratic audience isn't without merit, it's worrying that we have now arrived to jokingly calling right-wing figures "natsoc". That's barely distinct from what you'd hear from your usual pink haired feminist type.
I wonder if Bernie's defeat will finish pushing her over the edge into tankie territory.
 
If June is so goddamned concerned about poor people getting health care, she should be ecstatic that the Republicans are open to the idea of expanding welfare for people in certain situations. But no, she has to be tribal and get frustrated because no matter how the Republicans change they will still be the fundamentalist boomers everyone dunked on when she was a kid and she will need to continue doing so.
 
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