Americans! What Will You Do With Your Trumpbux? - Trump is now a YANGGANG communist

[tuscangarder]

If you don't know what I'm talking about, Trump the FashyCommie God is going to be giving all Americans a $1000 to $2000.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2020/03/17/trump-coronavirus-stimulus-package/

What will you do with your $1000-$2000? Kind of crazy it takes a virus for Trump to go full Stalin instead of Hitler,

I plan to buy a new vape mod.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

I feel some obligation to spend it on American made products, but I don't know what we make other than weed and guns these days. So weed and guns it is, I guess.

 

[Dyn]

I feel some obligation to spend it on American made products, but I don't know what we make other than weed and guns these days. So weed and guns it is, I guess.

Buy a Swiss or German gun, American guns are shit.

 

[tuscangarder]

I got so heavily down voted in the Corona thread for saying that some form of UBI was inevitable. It's hilarious that Trump confirms what I said on the same day. Right wingers you have to get out of your anti-welfare mindset, it doesn't work in reality. The Corona Virus will finally show Americans what a sham the monetary, wage slave, system is. Thank you China. xoxo

 

[fayspaniel45]

Wipe my ass. All this money being printed is going to be less valuable.

 

[Remove Goat]

I'm buying a plane ticket to Russia to visit @Wendy_Carter so we can consumate our gay love.

 

[ClipBitch]

Give it to Bernie, of course!

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

In Europe we'll probably have to pay $2000 tax or something, like always.
Send us couple megatons of democracy please.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'm getting a coupla logs of good dip, and I dunno, two chicks at the same time? Yeee yeee bubba.

You know, good American tobaccy. For America

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Probably spend it on camping gear. I need a new backpacking tent.

 

[tuscangarder]

Wipe my ass. All this money being printed is going to be less valuable.

It doesn't work like that.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Gamer girl bath water

 

[Arcturus]

I'll probably use it to pre-pay bills. I'm, admittedly, a bit nervous after seeing people talking about inflation issues. How is this supposed to work anyway? Are they just going down a list of citizens and mailing checks or do you have to apply? Or has it not even gotten that far in discussion yet?

 

[dreamworks face]

Need more guns to fend off the corona-infested biker zombies.

 

[Marco Fucko]

If the government gives me money then it is my duty as an American to buy a PSA rifle/PCC.

Wipe my ass. All this money being printed is going to be less valuable.

If they're sending checks wouldn't you just cash it at a bank and get currency already in circulation? Or have it deposited into your account and not have to use cash at all?

 

[break these cuffs]

Buy more Trump hats

 

[Jason Wynn]

If this actually happens and isn't just more government bread and circuses, I'd probably just save the money and use it as a possible contingency plan. 1k isn't much, but it's better than nothing should shit actually go down.

Or I could blow it all on fast food, beer and ammo like a true Patriot would. Decisions decisions....

 

[BrunoMattei]

Save it because I want to move out of my state.

 

[Reverend]

Pay my taxes.

 

[No Ma'ams Land]

Scotch.