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I'm pretty sure that if I had a 14 hour conversation with Jake, I would be the one wanting to kill myself.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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I'm pretty sure that if I had a 14 hour conversation with Jake, I would be the one wanting to kill myself.
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What a novel and fantastic idea!
A convention where Jake can LARP as a hot and busty red head and no one can see him. Things have really around for him this week.
He hasn't yet invited any Kiwis but I am expecting my invitation to arrive in the mail any day now.
A convention where Jake can LARP as a hot and busty red head and no one can see him. Things have really around for him this week.
He hasn't yet invited any Kiwis but I am expecting my invitation to arrive in the mail any day now.
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It’s amazing how much easier it is to read his rambling when it’s not cut up into tweets. I mean, he still writes a small novel that could be boiled down to “IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS!” But it is at least legible. I find reading his Googleshngs a bit like watching a video that keeps buffering.
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All right, I'll bite. Let's take a look at the fact content of Jake's "myths":
His glorious beard is, of course, well-documented.
And he wears the Boobs Dress. "Ugly" I'll leave up to the viewer.
Whether it's "irrational" to hate someone just to get a nanometer closer to a girl's pants, I leave to the reader.
He's also mentioned being a prude raised by prudes.
Dude's so straight he's never even been to the theater.
If you go by Jake's definitions of "woman" and "friend" this myth is indeed mythical though. Jake only thirsts after real women, I believe he does (well, did) have some troon "friends" he doesn't want to pork.
Whether anyone signing up 5 years after the last patron post should be considered "scammed" is dubious however. They deserve whatever they get.
Why else are you wearing the Boobs Dress, you hussy?
He probably WANTS to, but he's on the record multiple times saying he never uses public restrooms at all. Since that would involve being in public, I believe it.
Not literally true, but he engaged in a vicious smear campaign against Jesse Singal for suggesting that maybe we shouldn't troon out all kids south of John Wayne on the manliness scale.
He's "2 meters tall and furry",: https://archive.li/ykOx8
His glorious beard is, of course, well-documented.
And he wears the Boobs Dress. "Ugly" I'll leave up to the viewer.
Ripped off from Zoe Quinn's story, no one ever said these about Jake.
The fact that he never met, interacted with, or read anything by Soha makes his hatred more irrational, not less.
Whether it's "irrational" to hate someone just to get a nanometer closer to a girl's pants, I leave to the reader.
I'd love to know about anyone using Jake's own "everyone I hate is a bloodsoaked murderer" tactics against him, but I don't believe this has ever happened.
Actually it's more of a medium-size web of lies that can easily fit in one Excel sheet.
No one has ever believed this.
No one has ever believed this either, least of all the part about him being "secretly" anything.
Does anyone know where this canard actually came from? Jake claims it originated around 2016 in "an odd corner of Trans Twitter", but I suspect it's another ripoff from someone else's story.
Not anymore, he got kicked out of CON and is never, ever allowed back in with those hot, single girls thirsty for beard.
Well... "guy friends playing RPGs were always visibly concerned with my reactions to "wenches" and breastacular illustrations. "
He's also mentioned being a prude raised by prudes.
Ripped off from Zoe's story. No one's ever said this about Jake, but I might start.
What else do you call a man who lusts exclusively after (real) women and has stereotypically cis-het ideas of attractiveness?
Dude's so straight he's never even been to the theater.
This is vacuously true since Jake has never actually been friends with a woman.
If you go by Jake's definitions of "woman" and "friend" this myth is indeed mythical though. Jake only thirsts after real women, I believe he does (well, did) have some troon "friends" he doesn't want to pork.
Stolen from Zoe Quinn's story.
No one believes he's trying to destroy his fountain of free money.
There is nothing less "elaborate" than brazenly accepting money for services you don't provide.
Whether anyone signing up 5 years after the last patron post should be considered "scammed" is dubious however. They deserve whatever they get.
In fact, Jake typically uses both the first and last names of the people he has longstanding vendettas against, apart from the ones he hopes to re-friend.
No one has ever cared about Jake's opinion on any cause.
Probably an echo of Zoe or Anita's stories.
This is of course referring to Glinner, and any myths going around on that subject are ones he started himself.
This sounds like another reference but I can't put my finger on what.
No one would even accuse him of being friends with people he has heard of.
His Nyberg white-knighting is well documented. And I'm sure no one explained to him what "pedophile defending" is when he was in the middle of publicly defending a pedophile against credible claims of pedophilia.
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Here's the whole convention idea you're all suppose to "poke" the wealthy heiress slut about:
Violet Cassandra Ocean said:
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DisCon is one of the dumbest ideas I’ve ever heard and is something Jake should invest a lot of time and money into.
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He should just call it SlimeCon II.
My favorite part is that he wants to make this entire thing invite-only. Who on earth is going to want to put on a show for the 5 NPCs who pass Jake's paranoia filter?
My favorite part is that he wants to make this entire thing invite-only. Who on earth is going to want to put on a show for the 5 NPCs who pass Jake's paranoia filter?
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I look forward to Internet Historian's post-DisCon video.
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That's some thinking, Mrs. Ocean!
Starting a Discord or Slack and sending invites… so it's like any other one of those, only named TardCon? Wish I had so much brain power to match this mighty Idea Guy. A #general room and #topic-focused rooms? Somebody call that Finish guy who wrote IRC protocol, I think he needs to hear about this monumental break-through in communication.
Maybe it's not too late to get Jake into usenet hierarchy?
Starting a Discord or Slack and sending invites… so it's like any other one of those, only named TardCon? Wish I had so much brain power to match this mighty Idea Guy. A #general room and #topic-focused rooms? Somebody call that Finish guy who wrote IRC protocol, I think he needs to hear about this monumental break-through in communication.
Maybe it's not too late to get Jake into usenet hierarchy?
soc.politics.gnomes.tardcon is free, I think.
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Now, allow me to explain to you what Gamergate is...
"Now the most important thing to remember is me being treated just like Gamergaters when I crossed literally the same exact people Gamergate did doesn't mean you should believe those people I crossed when they say bad things about me that you should 100% believe when it's said about Gamergaters."
Also loved the, "Can you believe they link to forums full of dubious links to back up their assertions? How can you possibly trust them with that level of proof? Now, please listen to my list of grievances about what they are doing to me, I will be providing zero links or evidence of any kind. I am, arguably, a professional at this."
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Oh, I loved that line. He is so proud of himself for spending years online trying to Nice Guy his way into women's DMs and reading mean things on the internet that he thinks he's a professional. And yet forgets the numerous times he's called himself a professional - or 'arguably a professional' - journalist.
He also thinks of himself as the lost little lamb who all the big strong rams should automatically protect because that's the right thing to do - and something other people should do for him just on principle. Ignore all the times he's actively attacked other people, from Zoe and Randi to Soha and Jesse Singal; that's not a wolf trying to separate a herd because Jake could never be that villainous. No, his attempts to slander and destroy people are different! Because reasons!
And finally, he still doesn't understand that it's not just that he defended Butts Nyberg but also Clawshrimpy - the latter for apparently no reason. Maybe that was his attempt to stand in front of the bullies on principle like the big ram - except Jake being Jake, of course the poor innocent lamb he was trying to defend was, of course, another pedophile.
It's just so unfortunate that Jake has never done anything wrong in his entire life, and yet people want to destroy him. And anyone who should be his friend - who has to be his friend, because he's nice to them - has their head so easily turned by all these lies, because no-one who knows Jake would have any reason to distance themselves except for the malicious falsehoods by those damned whisper networks.
I'm wondering who the one hold-out for friendship is alleged to be, after a 14-hour conversation which was undoubtedly both conducted over text and, at best, spread out over long gaps. Until we find out, I'm guessing we're gearing up for some smug mode after some more interminable suicide-baiting, because he thinks after writing those Tumblr googleshngs he's successfully defended himself from those 'countless wild accusations'. Again, it's kind of perfect that he had to appropriate other people's 'harassment' so that his list wasn't so obviously just a litany of things either everyone knows is true or everyone knows nobody has ever believed.
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From his con idea:
"A bunch reserved for people to run panels, either with like, links to video streams or talking to an audience text style "
Sounds great and Violet can finally attend a panel in person.
"A bunch reserved for people to run panels, either with like, links to video streams or talking to an audience text style "
Sounds great and Violet can finally attend a panel in person.
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It was "a last ditch outreach effort to someone who did finally respond". I'm betting it's that same super-best friend who recently abandoned him (who I guessed to be SFtheWolf).
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Hachi fucking wrecked Jake. He links this archive (probably our archive) in the first post as the cause of his woes.
Also I love that he unironically references the “Zoe Post” by that name.
Also I love that he unironically references the “Zoe Post” by that name.
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Jake has been busy on tumblr, complete with more suicide baiting. Enjoy.
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Pardon my autism, but of both tremendous Googleshngs, this was for some reason the thing that made me audibly say "fuck off."
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Correct me if I’m missing something, but isn’t the entire point of a convention that you’re physically there? What he’s describing seems to be just the Internet, only with limitations to fit a format. Only a shut-in like Jake would think this was a good idea.
The thing that surprises me the most is that he’s actually heard about the pandemic. No doubt he considers it low priority compared to Gamergate.
The thing that surprises me the most is that he’s actually heard about the pandemic. No doubt he considers it low priority compared to Gamergate.
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I love Jake the ideas guy. He's so divorced from the reality of what it takes to make anything happen and he gets all pouty when other people don't fall at his feet offering their time and energy.
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I predict smugness from Jake, followed by a frantic Googleshng on how you shouldn’t believe Nazis, a series of panicky tweets and finally a suicide bait.