Twitter 3/18/20 - BABScon cancelled and Chris's rant on Coronavirus

Firstly why does bronycon still have a Twitter if there's no more cons? They gotta be planning something.

Second way to go Chris, you stay silent on a major crisis until it impacts YOU personally and takes away something you were looking forward too, way to show us you're a selfless kind caring goddess.

And finally good God his covid tweets, they are so... painful to read in how utterly asine they are, "ohhh I foresaw this tradgey for I am the great and powerful CPU blueheart." No dingus we ALL saw this coming when word got around that the Chinese are feeding people bats, rats and rotting food to not only it's people but idiot tourists too.


So Chris foresaw this event yet he chose to say or do nothing. Those deaths are on you I guess.
He wouldn’t have said anything about it today (maybe ever) if it wasn’t for his ponyfest getting canceled.
There's still trotcon in Ohio, I'm honestly amazed seaQuestria wasn't his go to con when it was announced (before they banned him of course) and the Ohio one was his plan b in case something like this or him getting banned happened. If anything a con all the way on the other coast that would require him booking plane tickets should have been a plan C if nothing else.

He thinks this will be “over with” within a week or 2? Lol. I’ve got no words for that.
At best we can hope within two weeks the cerfews and lockdowns will be lifted or at least loosened so people can get back to work, even then that's a best case scenario and there's still gonna be serious health and safety measures in place for the next few months at least. Unless a vaccine/cure is synthesized in a moth or so . Which I doubt
 
Chris: "I foresaw this happening but chose to do nothing because I wouldn't catch da virus if I remained ignorant of its symptoms, because you can psychosomatically catch a virus just by thinking about it too hard. Also, dis is just da Merge's way of thinning the herd and it'll all be over soon."

That's the most galaxy-brained take anyone has ever had on anything. It's so obvious that he's just throwing a tantrum about Babscon getting canceled and trying to make himself feel better by retreating into his delusions and asserting his godly "control" over the whole thing. I also like how he betrays his total ignorance of how science and the economy works re: vaccines. Yes, they're testing one, but initial clinical trials are a long fucking way from an effective and mass-produced vaccine.
 
Firstly why does bronycon still have a Twitter if there's no more cons? They gotta be planning something.

Second way to go Chris, you stay silent on a major crisis until it impacts YOU personally and takes away something you were looking forward too, way to show us you're a selfless kind caring goddess.

And finally good God his covid tweets, they are so... painful to read in how utterly asine they are, "ohhh I foresaw this tradgey for I am the great and powerful CPU blueheart." No dingus we ALL saw this coming when word got around that the Chinese are feeding people bats, rats and rotting food to not only it's people but idiot tourists too.



There's still trotcon in Ohio, I'm honestly amazed seaQuestria wasn't his go to con when it was announced (before they banned him of course) and the Ohio one was his plan b in case something like this or him getting banned happened. If anything a con all the way on the other coast that would require him booking plane tickets should have been a plan C if nothing else.
Oh, God, the thought of the fat autist on a coast to coast flight... I'd pity whoever had to sit next to him.
 
Trying my best not to A-log, but...seriously, Chris, fuck you. That series of tweets is some of the most vapid, ignorant, condescending shit that you've ever written.

Cases spreading worldwide? A rising death toll? Sure, this may not be the Great Plague, but it's telling that it only gets him riled when it means that he can't go to his shitty pony show.
 
I just saw his rant on twitter. So this is all because BABscon is canceled? Figures.
I'd been wondering if he was just business as usual at the chandler house: hiding from teh world and it turns out chris has been avoiding more than reality. He's been ignoring national advisories on the virus. And this whole rant is a bitchfit about how he expects BABscon will suddenly be back on because 'its just the flu, bro.'

Go Coronachu.
 
Chris would literally risk his own life just to pace around a small convention center that would’ve been under-attended anyway even if it hadn’t been cancelled, all so he could walk away with an assortment of small horse plushes and card binders to go along with the other thousands in his hoard.

Wonder how Sockness feels about losing the opportunity to meet and possibly die alongside his one true Goddess.
 
So there's word going round that every us citizen out of work either temp or permanently due to the virus will be getting a monthly 1000 bucks till the worst of the situation is over and the bussiniess that had to close are allowed to open again.

I know Chris doesn't work at all and even then right now it's a pipe dream at best since both the Senate and House need to agree and the big man himself has to sign it into effect but will Chris qualify? Does he he know he might be able to get a second tug boat for a bit? What would you call it the Corona virus lifeboat? 🤔
 
Interesting that this is Chris' take when he HAS to know deep down inside that if Miss Rona infiltrates Burbz's respiratory tract it almost certainly will be the death of her. He is perhaps unaware of the fact that he will likely be institutionalized were this to happen because he is incapable of taking care of himself in a rational manner and also completely unemployable, but it is SO telling that the only things Chris can think about are that his pony fagfest was cancelled, that he somehow foresaw this event and thinks everyone is stupid for partaking in social distancing. He is utterly unconcerned that this virus could take out the only person who is keeping him out of a care home for those incompetent "slow-in-the-minds" that he so despises. I love Chris-watching most of the time but sometimes his selfish and re.tarded antics reach the point where it's not funny anymore (:_(
 
Wow, he's taken to wearing a 3M Brand mask too sometimes.

Truth be told folks, with Chris's latest trooning out costumes, now a mask, he's literally ready for the post apocalyptic Mad-Max/Tank Girl society that we're quickly heading towards.
He also always carries a baseball bat with him everywhere he goes because he’s afraid of being randomly attacked by trolls.
 
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