Frozen Fishsticks
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Twitter 3/18/20 - BABScon cancelled and Chris's rant on Coronavirus
- Thread starter BallBuster
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So Chris is one of those nut jobs who believe that the Coronavirus is divine punishment for not taking care of our planet and not buying electric cars and recycling.
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Chris will not die or even contract corona. However, with some luck he will have a heart attack while stuffing his face with McDonalds after the US suffers a shortage of blood pressure medication and doctors shut his supply off because he's a obese autist.
Cardboard Box Mountain
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Oh yeah right. I'm sure Chris's doctor tested him for The Coof without him having any symptoms. They probably threw the swab in the trash behind his back and then told him he was fine.
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No but I’m sure he saw one of his Discord Orbiters say that and he immediately believed it without question.
Guts Gets Some
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The same doctor who told him "the new vagina is coming in good!" no doubt.
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Even worse is the fact that if Barb does catch the virus ten bucks says he ignores all the early warning symptoms and he doesn’t do shit until she’s on her deathbed.
As a side note we are all well aware of how self centered Chris can be but I’m legit impressed by the amount of nerve it takes to ask the Bronycon twitter if they didn’t mind coming out of retirement and throwing a whole convention together before the end of the year and ignore all logical advice from medical professionals just for Chris because the virus makes him feel sad.
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It’s funny to me, except when living creatures I’m partial to are harmed or killed. I hope Chris gets a taste of corona so he’ll understand what his pets felt like when they were sick and he didn’t give enough of a shit to seek treatment.
“What are ya’ll sayin’ dere are no more hospital rooms? HAVEN’T YALL HEARD OF ME?”
also watch him and Barb get sick but immediately demand he gets the remaining room over his own elderly mother.
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Or that they share a bed and attach a synthetic umbilical cord.
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I wonder if Chris is going to lose money out of this. Did Chris ever mention he bought plane or train tickets to California? Also what will happen to his hotel booking? Will Babscon issue a refund?
Subconcious Offense
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Now is the time for Chris to muster up the courage to host his own event, and hopefully invite everyone interested in trolling him.
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Chris truly takes after his mother.
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Possibly.. My guess is he’s just a idiot (late) who fancies himself a deep thinker and probably fantasizes that we all gather round to bask in his ignorance.
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But, we do, just not the way he wants.
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Chris is such a lazy cunt of a deity. Motherfucker won't even go fight Corona-Chan, who is an OC and thus exists.
Do your job, bitch.
Do your job, bitch.
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Well, there's your problem.
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Chris & Job is an oxymoron for a fat moron.
normankrasner
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Chris(tine) might already have COVID-19
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Maybe we’ll see a good old fashion angry rant (Sadly likely on Twitter rather than YouTube though) once more and more of his favourite places close down due to the virus?
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