Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[JY's Tampon]

I predict smugness from Jake, followed by a frantic Googleshng on how you shouldn’t believe Nazis, a series of panicky tweets and finally a suicide bait.

I'm not sure where Hachiko intends on posting it.

 

[repentance]

I'm not sure where Hachiko intends on posting it.

We need to make sure we archive it because Jake's groupies will report the shit out of it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I predict smugness from Jake, followed by a frantic Googleshng on how you shouldn’t believe Nazis, a series of panicky tweets and finally a suicide bait.

I kind of hope Hachiko continually nudges Jake back into suicide baiting every time he comes back, until even the gnome himself gets sick of it.

 

[An Ghost]

I'm not sure where Hachiko intends on posting it.

Their linktree doesn’t list a youtube so it’s safe to assume it’ll go right to twitter. I’ll bet the video is shit and is just reading tweets. but the notion of it, more than anything, having Jake shaking in his boots is delectable.

Despite a radio silence jake’s Twitter followers and patreon are about even. It’s interesting Jake has developed a small cult of personality of ugly troons he wouldn’t give the time of day to.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Despite a radio silence jake’s Twitter followers and patreon are about even

That's exactly what I'd expect when he's not actively driving people away with his radioactivity. Most of the people who would patronize him are the kind of slowbrains who don't really pay much attention unless forced to.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

DisCon is one of the dumbest ideas I’ve ever heard and is something Jake should invest a lot of time and money into.

He'll "invest" minimal time but certainly no money. He'll tweet about it, do nothing, and then whine about how it has not magically been conjured into existence.

 

[Water-T]

No one believes these, Jake.

The second and last ones are true, though.

The first is partially true. It's Chelsea's pussy that Jake wants to slide his DM into.

The fourth also partially true. It's not elaborate, it's just a simple scam.

Jake, you are definitely #2, and playing dumb about it is just pathetic....but not as pathetic as this lame suicide baiting that nobody would believe for a second. Even SPC is rolling his eyes.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Correct me if I’m missing something, but isn’t the entire point of a convention that you’re physically there? What he’s describing seems to be just the Internet, only with limitations to fit a format. Only a shut-in like Jake would think this was a good idea.

The thing that surprises me the most is that he’s actually heard about the pandemic. No doubt he considers it low priority compared to Gamergate.

It's a Discord convention campaign with rules laid down by Jake the GM. He probably saw the corona lockdown as the perfect opportunity to daydream about NeetCon.

The asexual gnome dreams big.
"A dedicated cosplay channel of course (maybe again 2 for an NSFW split) where, OK, you can't walk around and show off, but you can totally take some selfies and share'em around."

 

[Ashen One]

4. Where did he even get "undercover cop from Brazil"? Boy's creative, give him that much.

My 'Tism Holy War knowledge is a little dated but I'm pretty sure this is loosely based on something that happened during Gamergate. Some random brazilian cunt (a journalist I think) was harassing Anita Sarkeesian and GGers outed him, which prompted the Anti-GG side to immediately drop the story like a hot potato when they could no longer use it to attack GG.

 

[wabbits]

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I didn't know they made DM-fly sweatpants.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

A poll!

Vote here: https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1240491085530566657

 

[Kosher Dill]

What terrible names. Slimecon is legitimately better than any of those.

I know it'll never happen, but I'd love for Jake to actually be in charge of some sort of activity. The kind of people in his social circles would eat him alive at the first sign that his authority wasn't kowtowing to them.

To paraphrase a famous saying: how many trolls have to infiltrate Slimecon to drive Jake to suicide for real?
Zero.

 

[repentance]

A poll!
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Vote here: https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1240491085530566657

Someone needs to interview Jake about this so his plan isn't confined to Twitter.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

What terrible names. Slimecon is legitimately better than any of those.

What's Slimecon? Google doesn't give any disastrous results.

 

[Water-T]

Do the people who choose the winning name get an extra hour in the ball (less) pit?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Gnomecon, obviously.

 

[AnOminous]

So Jake's idea is basically start a Discord channel.

Nobody has ever had that idea before.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What's Slimecon? Google doesn't give any disastrous results.

Back around 2002 Jake had the idea for a convention set in Connecticut or the general New England area called SlimeCon.

From this Googleshng "rant":

On the other hand, I have access to a steady supply of new and current anime, a number of public places to attract people, from (like this one), and while I don't know any celebrities from the anime world, I have some really good connections in the RPG world, so I could even snag a few guests if I went hybrid. So, anime itself, check. Guests, half-check. Import gaming room, check. Costume and music video contests, check. Patrons, check. A Dealer room... well... I'm pretty sure that If You Build It, They Will Come. I seem to have all the ingredients nessessary to start up an anime/gaming convention. Before I start passing the collection plate and looking at convention hall pricing though, I must ask you, should I? I have gained the impression that most people who read this page are EXTREMELY STINGY with their money, and judging by the contents of my inbox after each update, not terribly outgoing. So if anyone reading this happens to be...

• ... willing to head up to Connecticut in, say, June, to attend such an event,
• ... one who runs their own anime convention with some cautionary tales to tell,
• ... a notable personage from the world of anime or gaming who would be willing to come as a guest speaker to such an event... and heck, I'd probably even accept the likes of Pete Abrams or Scott Sharkey,
• ... an anime dealer willing to bring along a truckload of loot,
• ... someone who just has way too much money and a desire to rid themselves of it,

then drop me a line, and I'll actually start to pursue this goal. Otherwise, I suppose this fanciful notion will simply die right here and now, and we'll all have to live with a meager what? 20 big annual anime conventions spread across the country and the year?

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

6h after posting this poll Jake amassed 21 votes. And 1 like.