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Ehhh well yeah. I made a translation too and made the language more dramatic to reflect on how utterly draconian the officials of Wuhan were.
This copy does look nicer though, I still prefer the language of my copy.
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Here's a somewhat official response, and an interview:


I'll translate it in a bit. Gonna take a small break and eat something first.
Guy is actually of the "Manchu" minority of China.

Christ, just admit it was a fucking tragedy and your fault. Instead you still whine about people using Li Wenliang to criticize you.
 
I live around a bunch of fuckin idiot moron jackasses. I've gone by parks this past week in my city and every one of em is full during the day. Each and every office space bound jackass parent is taking full advantage of their work from home orders and ignoring the reasons why, and spending their time anywhere they can fucking be but their home. Literally everyday for the past week, I have almost gotten into a wreck. Cyclists will buzz past stop signs going well over 25mph. Ignorant parents will let their kids slowly circle around my fucking car like a bunch of exceptional sharks. Picnics. So many goddang fucking picnics and tubberware. It feels like I'm watching a petri dish in the mingle phases before it really explodes and it frustrates the fuck outta me. So many old people are out like its no big deal. They see me in my n95 mask and look at me like I'm having sex with my hand. Hey grandpa, go home you suicidal fart box. Holy shit.

Also good luck containing this shit in LA. I keep telling my friends who live in California to be careful as fuck. Once the homeless realize how defenseless and fragile the rich white folks are in Beverly Hills all hell is gonna break loose and you're gonna have everyone with a chip on their shoulder collaborating to eat the rich.
Now that's a metokur stream I can't wait for, the homeless riots/pillagings of the rich suburbs.
If shit really hits the fan, I'm expecting a Dawn of the dead horde to hit them.
 
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Recent phylogenetic analysis indicates that the Coronavirus probably originated in North America, and was most likely brought into China by US army personnel participating in the October Military Games held in Wuhan just two weeks before the outbreak there. China was simply the first country to detect it thanks to their world-class medical facilities. Earlier deaths in America were attributed to influenza or dismissed as "viral pneumonia" because their third-world healthcare systems lacked the testing capability.
Well, let me step on your little pollution goblin skull and crack it open like an eggshell.

Now, when you go to a foreign nation, like China, known for have poor sanitation and medical care, especially during deployment, you go through something called POM.

Preparation Of Movement.

Now, during this time, you are COMPLETELY checked out. Anything more than a slight cold, and you are listed as non-deployable and put on the reserve list. You get ALL your shots. Anyone showing something odd, which would be influenza or viral pneumonia, would be IMMEDIATELY sent to the nearest Army Medical Center. There, they would be tested to see if there's going to be an outbreak.

Viral pneumonia is an INSTANT no-go. You are immediately hospitalized and treated, as this can spread like wildfire through close quarters living, which the military does quite frequently. Since viral pneumonia can damage a soldier's heart, costing Uncle Sam a lot of money, they take it seriously, unlike pollution goblins.

Influenza is a minimum of 5 days quarters, which is... ISOLATION. Then another check. Overseas, they don't fuck around with influenza as it can put an entire unit out of commission.

Now, once you land, you are warned about various diseases. While you are there, any disease with a fever is immediately moved to the medics. Any temperature or infectious disease is immediately moved to the nearest US military care facility, as non-American often don't have the facility or do not take it seriously enough because LOL American, to trust.

No medical officer would actually trust pollution goblins not to eat his soldier's boots and sell the guy's organs on the black market.

You claims, while fun for the conspiracy theorist, hold absolutely no water to anyone who knows anything about foreign military games or the way the US Army deals with infectious disease. Unlike the pollution goblins, we learned out lesson from the Spanish (by China) Flu, and there's a LOT of chapters in dealing with infected in the NBC Warfare books.

Now you can talk shit all you want, to your pollution goblin heart out, but it helps if you know what the fuck you are talking about.

It's all you and your bat eating fellow pollution goblins.

Oh, and before you even try "ITZ BIOWARFAREZ!" you should know: If we wanted to smoke you chinks with a bioweapon, we'd use smallpox we've had from the old Soviet Labs since 1986, since none of you slant eyed dog eating pollution goblins have any resistance to it and would probably spend more time sucking the pus out of each others sores to sell as TCM than trying to solve the problem.

TL;DR: You're full of shit. You know it. And above is why your pollution goblin ass is lying.
 
Hmm, the messenger getting the blame, you say?

Recent phylogenetic analysis indicates that the Coronavirus probably originated in North America, and was most likely brought into China by US army personnel participating in the October Military Games held in Wuhan just two weeks before the outbreak there. China was simply the first country to detect it thanks to their world-class medical facilities. Earlier deaths in America were attributed to influenza or dismissed as "viral pneumonia" because their third-world healthcare systems lacked the testing capability.


Stop repeating this lie. China discovered the American Virus on December 26th. Five days later, it was sequenced and reported to the WHO. That is an exceptionally fast response time for a novel virus and the international health community has commended them for it.
It's the Chinese Virus you bat eating, animal torturing, Communist chink mongoloid. You lied to the world and now millions will die and the economy is in the toilet because you can't be bothered to teach your people to act like human beings, stop eating endangered animals and wash their filthy hands.

You think you lost face when the Vietnamese kicked your asses all the way back to the Forbidden City? The whole world is coming for you, your Communist Party lackeys and animal torturing bootlickers. We will make this virus look like a stroll in the park. Expect us.
 
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Lmao. Yeah, that is a little bit strange, isn't it?
 
General population still seems to high morale as of ladt check. I love the meme people are spreading around of "whorray! Timechange has come! That means we're staying home 1 less hour!"

Now that those from madrid warned us the rumor was shit we're keking at our stupidity. But one user has mentioned there's still a possibility someone believes it, joins the dots, and does something stupid. So... we'll see.

Also that random user's franco reminder has made me recall another meme that was spread around near the begining , you see, recently the PSOE moved that guy's tomb around for some fucking reason (some were offended he was still on El Valle de Los Caidos. I can see the point but honestly I'd rather not waste the time, effort and money.) So some where making jokes saying the virus was a curse for opening the sarcofagus, and it fell in china because of people blaming the spanish flu there.

Also, today's father's day. Because that isa national festivity we usually have a lot of car retentions. So people are memeing that.

I swear I feel so stupid for believing and spreading that shit. But who the fuck would think madrid doctors would intentionally spread something like that when we just got the fucking cops threatening our suppliers?! God damnit it I deserve every autistic rating in the world.

Have some music to relax. My head and throat still feel like they're gonna explode.
 
. is pretty long for a "cure"...
Pretty sure stuffing a bunch of people with chloroquine for 6 days still beats shutting everything in a semi-futile attempt to keep the health care system from collapsing. And more and more country are jumping on that train, Germany will start a clinical trial next week and a 200 patient/3000 contact trial is currently running in Barcelona and will see results soon.
 
Poland, the daily numbers: 238 (grew by 61 since yesterday) confirmed cases, 5 dead.
Also, the Chinks are trying their hand at damage control by promising to deliver us test kits, masks, and protective gear.

Go fuck yourself CCP.
Kinda defeats the point to give shit out after threatening the US through denying and tampering pharma supplies. Something along the lines of into sending America into “the hell of a novel coronavirus epidemic.” I know you're talkin about Poland and all but gifts from diseased commies should always be suspect. Especially when banding not-so-veiled threats to other superpowers

Fuck off, gong fei.

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Interesting development. Hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin seems to pack a one-two punch for corona-Chan. Tweet here from the dude who's deeply involved in the study. (archive)

Here's the pdf for those who want to skip the chatter
 
Hmm, the messenger getting the blame, you say?

Recent phylogenetic analysis indicates that the Coronavirus probably originated in North America, and was most likely brought into China by US army personnel participating in the October Military Games held in Wuhan just two weeks before the outbreak there. China was simply the first country to detect it thanks to their world-class medical facilities. Earlier deaths in America were attributed to influenza or dismissed as "viral pneumonia" because their third-world healthcare systems lacked the testing capability.


Stop repeating this lie. China discovered the American Virus on December 26th. Five days later, it was sequenced and reported to the WHO. That is an exceptionally fast response time for a novel virus and the international health community has commended them for it.

LOL dis nigga talking like an old school WWF villain. This reads like some Nikolai Volkoff/Iron Sheik shit bro.
 
Mobile so forgive me but this NYTimes article.

I wonder if there's some Genetic component to why it's exploding in Italy.
Probably 400+ pages ago it was revealed the italians sold their factories to the chinese. The chinese staffed it with workers from Hubai/Wuhan. 100,000 chinese workers went/to from China/Wuhan during Chinese New Year. Brought WuFlu with them. Italians weeping into their Lou vouton sheets while dying in their beds made out of euros.
 
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Preparation Of Movement.

Agreed. If you haven't served and been deployed, you have no idea. I can't remember all the shit we'd get inoculated and tested for before we would deploy and christ, that was in the Navy on an aircraft carrier. Still, it was more to protect US than it was to protect THEM (whatever port we'd pull into). I remember them telling us if you fell into the water in Bay of Naples, you'd immediately go into quarantine for a couple of weeks. It was basically a huge open cesspool of raw sewage back then.

Your point is well-taken, though. The Chinese are absolutely full of shit that American servicemen caused the Whu Flu.
 
Working from home update. IT stuff seems to have stabilised and is OK for the most part.

Management seem to he panicking about people slacking off though, putting in daily video conference meetings. Trying to spin it under the guise of welfare though 'oh we just want to check in to make sure you are all safe and in a good headspace'.

Fuck off and just let me do my work in peace, if I need to video conference I'll tell you.

This is always so hilarious to me. The Manager is terrified that the bosses might discover that the people working from home instantly become more productive without the managers ever present guidance. One of the first things you learn working from home is you can do your normal days work in about half the time due to the lack of office related distractions.
 
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