Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[AnOminous]

It makes sense he's continuing with this look and even feeding into it. IMO

"Drug addled lunatic" isn't really a look I'd want going into a child custody dispute. I guess the judge will be impressed by his wacky zaniness.

 

[Throwing Romans]

really working on that health

 

[break these cuffs]

really working on that health

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This is the kind of thing you post in college because you were too sick to come home for your birthday and your mom ordered you a piece of ice cream cake that came in a little insulated box with a package of dry ice. Being a disgusting slob who eats like shit and does nothing their entire life is the dream of every failure to launch NEET.

 

[Brain Problems]

This is the kind of thing you post in college because you were too sick to come home for your birthday and your mom ordered you a piece of ice cream cake that came in a little insulated box with a package of dry ice. Being a disgusting slob who eats like shit and does nothing their entire life is the dream of every failure to launch NEET.

No no he's ironically a lazy fucking fat slob, don't you get it? It's funny. He's impervious to your insults because he has sort of acknowledged them himself already and therefore they're irrelevant now, right?

 

[AnOminous]

really working on that health

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I wonder which Goldbelly $99 delivery ice cream cake this is.

 

[break these cuffs]

Looks like a $99 Anderson’s frozen custard cake: https://www.goldbelly.com/andersons-frozen-custard?ref=search

It looks like they don't use a bottom crust like the one in the picture has.

 

[TurdFondler]

Eating an entire cake is exactly what someone coming off uppers would do.

 

[break these cuffs]

Eating an entire cake is exactly what someone coming off uppers would do.

Or someone incredibly drunk.

 

[Marissa Moira]

We need a Lowtax Mukbang.

 

[repentance]

really working on that health

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I have no idea whether he literally hasn't changed his clothes for a week or not, but why would he even want people to think that's the case? It's not wacky, zany - it's disgusting.

 

[Pissmaster]

I imagine he's like Apple's third founder who sold his stake in the company in the 70s, which now would be worth billions and billions of dollars: He claims he doesn't care, but you know he totally does regret it.

So he's like Gavin McInnes is to Vice Magazine

 

[AnOminous]

I have no idea whether he literally hasn't changed his clothes for a week or not, but why would he even want people to think that's the case? It's not wacky, zany - it's disgusting.

It's like what someone in a drug induced mental breakdown would do. Maybe because that's what Dickard is.

 

[Ghostse]

This is the kind of thing you post in college because you were too sick to come home for your birthday and your mom ordered you a piece of ice cream cake that came in a little insulated box with a package of dry ice. Being a disgusting slob who eats like shit and does nothing their entire life is the dream of every failure to launch NEET.

College is when you do shit like this because you now can, its novel, and you haven't learned any better that "can" does mean "should" (ianmalcolm.gif). To be doing it at 40 is poop sock levels of goon.

 

[Pissmaster]

College is when you do shit like this because you now can, its novel, and you haven't learned any better that "can" does mean "should" (ianmalcolm.gif). To be doing it at 40 is poop sock levels of goon.

Yeah, and being in your late teens/early 20s is still a young enough age where you can burn off those calories no problem. It's a good time to get the whole "I can eat WHATEVER I WANT NOW HAHAHA DEAL WITH IT MOM" out of your system.

When you get older, it's not your parents that'll punish you for eating like that. Your own body will.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I have no idea whether he literally hasn't changed his clothes for a week or not, but why would he even want people to think that's the case? It's not wacky, zany - it's disgusting.

People with depression who hate themselves do shit like that.

I knew a guy who didn't shower for weeks on end and he also had crones diseases and never wiped or cleaned his ass. You could smell him before you could see him.

 

[repentance]

People with depression who hate themselves do shit like that.

Absolutely, but they don't usually brag about it.

 

[northstar747]

Absolutely, but they don't usually brag about it.

Maybe it's a cry for help

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

As if not showering or changing clothes for weeks on end while living in squalor and eating garbage is abnormal for a goon.

 

[AnOminous]

As if not showering or changing clothes for weeks on end while living in squalor and eating garbage is abnormal for a goon.

The only difference is instead of eating Little Debbie cakes by the dozens, he's eating $99 shipped in cakes.

 

[Antisocial Justice Wario]

Shit expands to fill the funds provided