Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[murgatroid]

A3media still trying to cover PP and PSOE's asses. I for one won't forgive what they've done. Not in a million years. But at this point I can't be arsed to get angry. Still got flu symptoms. But I'm getting better. Which is probably due to lack of stress. In malaga there's a fuckton of german and chink turists dying from an undiagnosed viral pneumonia. We all know what it is but due to lack of tests in andalucia (the PSOE has taken fucking EVERYTHING from the south) it's unofficial. We know so damned well what it is that they've been added to the clinical trials against coronavirus. Yet the pandemic map claims andalucia is perfectly undwr control with no outbreaks... when this is over people are gonna fucking riot but for now A3Media is censoring everything in an attempt to keep people from asking the right questions. Like why the personnel in malaga isn't given more PPE when they're dealing with an obvious outbreak.

Also btw the fact it's germans and chinks I know from medics from malaga. Not the media. As of today the media has started trying to use data protection law to censor ethnicity and residential status, if my ISCIII contact is right it's due to EU pressure, so me thinks Merkel may have hidden some fucked up shit. But I can't solidly confirm. I do wonder why so many german turists are in our hospitals or dying, why merkel doesn't send them home, and why she doesn't stop the flights here. Just food for thought and you know what I mean with that.

Other than that, nothing new under the sun. And no news is good news in this case. Testing kits apparently ramping up so we might stop that shortage at last. Private industry getting ready to aid in many ways, of their own volition. Which tells you how fucking crazy this country is. Our government is being so incompetent than small businesses are changing production to healthcare faster than they do anything. Kinda disgusting imho. Hilariously enough private healthcare is the one blatant failure. They're still refusing to help vehemently. AND bitching about how much they do... which is nothing.

Morale is really high. Both population and healthcare. Only the unions are worrying about the malaga fiasco and not that much because... well because there's nothing we could do. If we keep recieving half dead foreigners that are already past saving when they enter, you know, it does affect morale a bit but, you just gotta live with that really. Fucked up as that might be. So, everything's actually fine.

So. Time for some memes. This time we'll start with an informative one, no need for translation really it's just a demonstration on why washing your hands like they say on the guide is important.

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As for the second one. Here's an add for blood donation they're starting. He points out how many blood donors they have. Then asks. What are we gifting them? And starts listing one by one the typical merchandise. Cups? No. Plushies? No. Keyrings? No. Thend ends proclaiming: we are gifting them 2 walks. One on the way here. Another on the way home.
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Qnd finally. Translation: "it's 3 AM and I've heard noises. *singing* if you wanna murder me clap your hands. *screams*
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I don't know why, but I'm slightly turned on by that handwashing video.

 

[the fall of man]

I'd throatpunch that stupid fuck. I had to write this last night to put on our restaurant doors. One of the hardest things I've ever had to do. And that nigga thinks I'm white privileged because we have to actually close our business with no real knowledge that we'll even have the means to reopen? Grrrrr. MOTI ratings ahoy!

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Stay safe, Kiwis. The world is slipping off its axis.

This is sad. Tempe is extremely chill and seems pretty at-risk to economic collapse, maybe moreso than elsewhere.

Lol at “proclaimed” in quotes tho

 

[Stoneheart]

And as I pointed out The Germans are lying fucks.

That doesnt explain why everything in germany is pretty calm and we dont see any signs of mass deaths like in other countires.

 

[Home Again]

That doesnt explain why everything in germany is pretty calm and we dont see any signs of mass deaths like in other countires.

Germany has 180 recovered, cannot know anything yet. Italians were partying and hugging Chinese up until the point they hit critical mass.

 

[Allakazam223]

just turn the knob to medicine

Haha factories go brrr....

Somewhat related to that, Ford and General Motors are considering making ventilators, à la the Arsenal of Democracy.

(archive)

More tangentially, Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer (D) is allowing distilleries to make hand sanitizer without a permit.

(archive)

...rrr?

Excellent time to be spinning up local supply chains....

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

That doesnt explain why everything in germany is pretty calm and we dont see any signs of mass deaths like in other countires.

Didn't Germany take the unprecedented step recently of banning sunday closures?

 

[Noideawhattopick]

That doesnt explain why everything in germany is pretty calm and we dont see any signs of mass deaths like in other countires.

Don't worry once our medical staff runs out of medications to stabilize patients who are on the brink/danger of passing, we will have way more deaths. Of course the dishonesty of the German government is nothing new.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

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I have yet to hear a good arguement about how the HIV stigma was incorrect.
Strongest I have heard was about the minority of children screwed because they either inherited it or someone did not ensure there was clean bloodwork, yet even then it loops right back to someone donating blood that should not have, or Parents acting irresponsibly in the first place.

 

[Otterly]

Regarding the two different strains. There are two sublineages, dubbed L and S. Within those two lineages are of course many different strains, a virus mutates constantly. S seems to be ancestral and L newer.
The reporting seems to be that L is more aggressive but the news outlets also seem to misinterpret or assume what that means. It doesn’t necessarily mean ‘kills more.’ I do t see any work looking at mortality rates or illness severity/progress between the two lineages. The researchers in the original paper do not define what they mean by aggressive in this context. They may mean ‘spreads better’ but the media has picked it up as ‘worse outcomes.’
However that is definitely NOT what the paper actually says
Viruses mutate constantly and numerous strains will emerge as the pandemic continues. If we are lucky, selection pressures will help milder strains spread, but that’s not a given

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

I have yet to hear a good arguement about how the HIV stigma was incorrect.
Strongest I have heard was about the minority of children screwed because they either inherited it or someone did not ensure there was clean bloodwork, yet even then it loops right back to someone donating blood that should not have, or Parents acting irresponsibly in the first place.

There is nothing wrong with HIV stigma. There must be HIV stigma. Anyone telling you otherwise is a sodomite, who does not want his access to the neg-holes to be reduced, because they understandably (as is well and proper) want to keep away from the disease ridden wrecks. I'd burn a huge biohazard brand on all of their foreheads with hot iron, so people could see from far away, that they have HIV.

 

[Stoneheart]

Didn't Germany take the unprecedented step recently of banning sunday closures?

they allowed some businesses to open sundays. mostly to help keeping supermarkets as empty as possible.

Don't worry once our medical staff runs out of medications to stabilize patients who are on the brink/danger of passing, we will have way more deaths. Of course the dishonesty of the German government is nothing new.

why does that only work in germany? but yeah, we will see spikes in deaths everytime a nursing home is infected. cant keep boomers with corona alive.

 

[Without A Gout]

Madagascar confirms first cases of coronavirus: president

The island nation of Madagascar confirmed its first cases of coronavirus on Friday, the president said in a televised statement.

www.reuters.com

Madagascar infected. They failed to close their only port. Fuck.

 

[Allakazam223]

Horrifying

I just sent this to a buddy.

30 seconds later I get two texts. "Fake news." "All actors."



Canuckistan will get hit just as badly as Italy.

 

[TheRedChair]

UpDate: China Uncensored 3/20/2020 13:42 minutes.
Coronavirus is a biological weapon| Small Victories for Hong Kong

Coronavirus is a Biological Weapon | Small Victories for Hong Kong

The Chinese Communist Party is using the coronavirus pandemic outbreak from Wuhan, China as a biological weapon against the United States. Small victories fo...

www.youtube.com

My Take? Yea... Just yea..

 

[AltisticRight]

Sens. Richard Burr, Kelly Loeffler sold millions in stock before coronavirus crippled markets, reports find

Two Republican lawmakers are under intense scrutiny as reports show Sens. Richard Burr and Kelly Loeffler sold millions in stock before the coronavirus outbreak sent the markets in freefall.

www.foxnews.com

https://archive.is/wip/ig7s0

I know I'm likely very late on this, happened 12 hours or so ago.
I thought this was a Chinanet conspiracy theory, holy shit it's real?
This guy is a fucking traitor, hang his ass.

Sen. Richard Burr Said the U.S. Was “Prepared” to Face the Coronavirus—Then Sold Off Up to $1.7 Million In Stock

After publicly expressing optimism about the U.S.’s capacity to battle the coronavirus, the North Carolina Senator offered a much different message behind closed doors.

www.vanityfair.com

Didn't he say America was prepared for the virus back in like mid-February?
Tucker is being reasonable here. This Richard cunt obviously knew what was gonna happen. He should be hung for being a traitor and a deceiving the American public. We need a list of politicians that should swing off a tree at this point.
- Richard Burr
- Kelly Loeffler
- Wuhan's Mayor, co-mayor, governor of Hubei, co-governor of Hubei
- This list isn't long enough

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

Calm Down

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

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Sens. Richard Burr, Kelly Loeffler sold millions in stock before coronavirus crippled markets, reports find

Two Republican lawmakers are under intense scrutiny as reports show Sens. Richard Burr and Kelly Loeffler sold millions in stock before the coronavirus outbreak sent the markets in freefall.

www.foxnews.com

https://archive.li/wip/ig7s0

I know I'm likely very late on this, happened 12 hours or so ago.
I thought this was a Chinanet conspiracy theory, holy shit it's real?
This guy is a fucking traitor, hang his ass.

Sen. Richard Burr Said the U.S. Was “Prepared” to Face the Coronavirus—Then Sold Off Up to $1.7 Million In Stock

After publicly expressing optimism about the U.S.’s capacity to battle the coronavirus, the North Carolina Senator offered a much different message behind closed doors.

www.vanityfair.com

Didn't he say America was prepared for the virus back in like mid-February?
Tucker is being reasonable here. This Richard cunt obviously knew what was gonna happen. He should be hung for being a traitor and a deceiving the American public. We need a list of politicians that should swing off a tree at this point.
- Richard Burr
- Wuhan's Mayor, co-mayor, governor of Hubei, co-governor of Hubei
- This list isn't long enough

It's very telling, that they have conveniently left out Feinstein from the allegation, also Loeffler has claimed, that all her stock is managed by third parties and she only gets reports and provided paperwork to that effect, so very likely literal fake news.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

New York has Harlem and California has Compton, does Washington have an ace up their sleeve?

Here are the communities in L.A. County with coronavirus cases

There was another increase in coronavirus cases in Los Angeles on Wednesday, and officials said the numbers would continue to rise.

www.latimes.com

Is Compton even on the list?

Please ... let's not resort to crude stereotypes and dated information about communities in LA, such as Compton ... or any community on the map, for that matter.



Compton is no paradise, but law enforcement has cleaned up a lot of the crime problems that were going on in the 1980's, 1990' and 2000's.

Downtown LA will likely get hit the hardest due to the homeless, apartment dwellers, and overcrowded conditions.

Please don't take this as a personal attack. I just want to throw in my 2 c. to avoid the spread of misinformation and anxiety.

Most of Harlem has been gentrified by terminal white hipsters, all the real niggas moved to the Bronx or East New York. Would be interesting if there were soy boys vs hood boys in Harlem although we all know who would win.

 

[RodgerDodger]

My office took forever to clear me to work from home, during which time we had two people come in hacking their damn lungs up. Really, the amount of people who have shown up feeling sick so they can "prove" they have to be sent home makes me furious.

Five days later, my chest feels heavy and my throat is definitely raw. No fever, no chills, no shortness of breath, and I'm not coughing, but it's certainly enough to dampen my spirits. Something tells me my apartment and my reserves of vino are about to get very intimately acquainted over the next two months.

Hopefully your chest and throat are just the pollen spike that is starting to hit parts of the US. (Yay! 1800 today in Georgia!) and not something worse.

New York has Harlem and California has Compton, does Washington have an ace up their sleeve?

So from reading this we should just blow the bridges and tunnels and turn NYC into a Leper Colony? It's probably for the best.

 

[melty]

Madagascar confirms first cases of coronavirus: president

The island nation of Madagascar confirmed its first cases of coronavirus on Friday, the president said in a televised statement.

www.reuters.com

Madagascar infected. They failed to close their only port. Fuck.

Wow. I was just checking on Madagascar this morning.

Greenland also got cases a little while ago and that's a tricky one in Plague, Inc. I'm starting to think the flaw with those games is that the diseases spread too slowly.