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Oh Chantal, no one flip-flops quite like you. It's what makes you such a delightful lolcow.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Annoying cat intro aside I really can’t stand that pretentious vlog music she puts over a clip of whatever slop she’s made in her filthy kitchen. You’re not a trendy food vlogger Chantal you’re a morbidly obese glutton who probably soaked those potatoes in cheese sauce and ranch behind the camera.
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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What is with that big lump of fat on her left arm only? She shouldn't wear sleeveless but then sleeves must be so uncomfortable for her.
Actually, I'm uncomfortable just looking at her yet she lives in that stuffed beyond belief body.
Actually, I'm uncomfortable just looking at her yet she lives in that stuffed beyond belief body.
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So from what I could gather from this extremely lazy and out of breath performance from Chantal was she still intends to eat on her channel but she’s doing it as a favour to other people now because it’s a comfort while people are stuck in their homes on their backsides. God bless mother Chantal for blessing everybody with her eating videos, and also it’s probably not a good idea to go to Peetz for comfort because he is extremely uninformed and his only knowledge is from the social justice warrior part of Twitter. She also had to mention ALR for the millionth time and how amazing she’s doing because it’s obvious that Chantal is visibly seething that ALR is doing what she can’t and actually losing some weight. I look forward to the mukba- sorry “eat with me” performances we get designed to bring us comfort in this trying time.
Also the part about wanting to visit her Grandma who has lung issues at a time like this shows how noticeably stupid Chantal is.
0/10 video extremely boring.
edited because spelling
Also the part about wanting to visit her Grandma who has lung issues at a time like this shows how noticeably stupid Chantal is.
0/10 video extremely boring.
edited because spelling
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I never realized how narrow her shoulders are. Under all that fat I mean. She must have a fairly petite frame, which makes her girth even more amazing. Her arms are all splayed out because she's shaped like a beach ball, but I imagine her actual frame underneath would look something like this:
Feel free to disagree, but the one thing we can all agree on is fat.
Feel free to disagree, but the one thing we can all agree on is fat.
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She can't be bothered to put on a clean shirt. I think this is the grossest I've ever seen her. I actually couldn't watch her without gagging. You could see slime on her teeth.
She is freakishly deformed.
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She must of just woken up. Those deep lines from her mask and the big fat thick bags under her eyes. Shes so swollen from all that sodium in the shitty food she eats. 
Shes seething looking at BiBi. Also what's with the shaking of the knife? And shes so full of shit regarding finding chicken legs in her freezer. Her freezers so tiny theres no space to hide food. She either went out again and doesn't wanna say or she bought meat yesterday after Farm Boy. And shes also got chicken wings. Hmmm
Shes hates BiBi and is mad at him because she blames him for not wanting her. That boy deserves a nickle plated medal for ever having to deal/be with her at all.
The outlandish reasoning as to why shes still going to eat & post Muckbangs is really cuckoo.
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Shes seething looking at BiBi. Also what's with the shaking of the knife? And shes so full of shit regarding finding chicken legs in her freezer. Her freezers so tiny theres no space to hide food. She either went out again and doesn't wanna say or she bought meat yesterday after Farm Boy. And shes also got chicken wings. Hmmm
Shes hates BiBi and is mad at him because she blames him for not wanting her. That boy deserves a nickle plated medal for ever having to deal/be with her at all.
The outlandish reasoning as to why shes still going to eat & post Muckbangs is really cuckoo.
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lol
Every time I think she has become insane, I have to remind myself that she has always been insane. Then, I marvel at how much more insane she has become.
Holy fuck, the stock market is in freefall, pundits are floating the idea of 20% unemployment, businesses are already going bankrupt...
But at least we can still watch Clotso kill herself with food. God bless her, she only wants to do good in this time of crisis, so we'll all be comforted by watching her eat fucking "simple chicken and mashed potatoes". Out of respect for the severity of the crisis, she will not do "obnoxious eating" mukbangs (oh? So being obnoxious is a conscious effort?)
Filling that fat stomach is patriotic; it will help relieve the nation's stress and anxiety. She's like Princess Elizabeth, remaining in London during the Blitzkrieg, or David Letterman returning to TV right after 9-11. For the good of the nation, she'll keep eating so that we keep some normalcy.
Meanwhile, she is waving a knife around while she's telling us all this shit.
Well, I was right about the hackneyed part, but this is a fairly novel excuse.
At least the food will be HeALtHy.
Then, to prove her point, she starts low-key anger-chopping up potatoes right there. Her use of the knife is clumsy, lazy, and dangerous.
She is making one of her classic meals: chopped potatoes and chicken drumsticks. Here is her recipe for all the fans who unironically say she is a wonderful cook:
Chop or slice potatoes.
Put little slices of onion.
Use seasoning (like salt and pepper)
"Put them in the oven with the drumsticks" (What she means here is to roast everything together on a cookie sheet, which is the only "cooking" she knows how to do; it requires zero effort as a bonus)
Pick a side vegetable from: frozen broccoli, nice green beans, or carrots
She never shows anything to us, or even tells us what exactly it is supposed to be when finished.
"And that's gonna be my meal" she says dejectedly, followed by a half-hearted laugh, a pained expression on her face.
I agree it will most likely be awful, but it doesn't have to be. Chicken and potatoes could be the basis for a wonderful meal; she has all the time in the world (she thinks), so why not look up a legit recipe online and follow it? Too dumb and lazy, that's why. Plus, she enjoys wallowing in self-pity as she forces herself to eat lazy food instead of her fabulous Burger King junk. She will still need to make a fast food run afterwards, but we get to pity her for eating chicken and potatoes first.
She ultimately dismisses her change of heart by saying "if you're new...I'm very impulsive. That's my Achilles Heel."
She said yesterday that she will never do eating videos again. She wants to make it clear: she is NOT RETRACTING WHAT SHE SAID YESTERDAY. She is amending it to mean that she will do eating videos again, because of the grim situation with the virus.
Worried about some of the negative comments, she cops to having a rotten attitude "at first" about the pandemic.
For those who call this a boring video, I agree. However there is a most remarkable exchange at the end. She tells us she is actually making this mess of a meal for "Bibi and I", and in walks Bibi. Bibi doesn't want what she's making. She offers to make him two grilled cheese sandwiches. "No, one" he says, no fatty himself. She makes weird faces, and seems mildly distressed as Bibi rummages through the fridge, looking for food. Bibi sounds somewhat exasperated, and she goes on some really weird tangent (to Bibi) about cooking onions so that they aren't "onioney", which has nothing to do with the matter at hand, which is what is Bibi going to eat...
This is perhaps the most lines ever we have heard in a video from Bibi, and we see a fascinating dynamic, one almost spot on to what we've always suspected. Bibi sounds frustrated; he just wants something to eat. Here is fatso, chopping up potatoes or onions (it's not entirely clear which) offering unhelpful suggestions. She looks anxious, embarrassed, dishonest, disingenuous, and depressed all at once, and uses a really weird tone to talk to him. She abruptly ends there.
Heheh...now I see why she keeps driving to New York. It does not look like domestic bliss there.
So, while the first 14 minutes are boring justifications, lies, virtue signals, and pathos of the type we've seen a thousand times, the last two minutes saves it.
What a fucking miserable life, suitable for a miserable pill like Chantal.
Every time I think she has become insane, I have to remind myself that she has always been insane. Then, I marvel at how much more insane she has become.
Holy fuck, the stock market is in freefall, pundits are floating the idea of 20% unemployment, businesses are already going bankrupt...
But at least we can still watch Clotso kill herself with food. God bless her, she only wants to do good in this time of crisis, so we'll all be comforted by watching her eat fucking "simple chicken and mashed potatoes". Out of respect for the severity of the crisis, she will not do "obnoxious eating" mukbangs (oh? So being obnoxious is a conscious effort?)
Filling that fat stomach is patriotic; it will help relieve the nation's stress and anxiety. She's like Princess Elizabeth, remaining in London during the Blitzkrieg, or David Letterman returning to TV right after 9-11. For the good of the nation, she'll keep eating so that we keep some normalcy.
Meanwhile, she is waving a knife around while she's telling us all this shit.
Well, I was right about the hackneyed part, but this is a fairly novel excuse.
At least the food will be HeALtHy.
Then, to prove her point, she starts low-key anger-chopping up potatoes right there. Her use of the knife is clumsy, lazy, and dangerous.
She is making one of her classic meals: chopped potatoes and chicken drumsticks. Here is her recipe for all the fans who unironically say she is a wonderful cook:
Chop or slice potatoes.
Put little slices of onion.
Use seasoning (like salt and pepper)
"Put them in the oven with the drumsticks" (What she means here is to roast everything together on a cookie sheet, which is the only "cooking" she knows how to do; it requires zero effort as a bonus)
Pick a side vegetable from: frozen broccoli, nice green beans, or carrots
She never shows anything to us, or even tells us what exactly it is supposed to be when finished.
"And that's gonna be my meal" she says dejectedly, followed by a half-hearted laugh, a pained expression on her face.
I agree it will most likely be awful, but it doesn't have to be. Chicken and potatoes could be the basis for a wonderful meal; she has all the time in the world (she thinks), so why not look up a legit recipe online and follow it? Too dumb and lazy, that's why. Plus, she enjoys wallowing in self-pity as she forces herself to eat lazy food instead of her fabulous Burger King junk. She will still need to make a fast food run afterwards, but we get to pity her for eating chicken and potatoes first.
She ultimately dismisses her change of heart by saying "if you're new...I'm very impulsive. That's my Achilles Heel."
She said yesterday that she will never do eating videos again. She wants to make it clear: she is NOT RETRACTING WHAT SHE SAID YESTERDAY. She is amending it to mean that she will do eating videos again, because of the grim situation with the virus.
Worried about some of the negative comments, she cops to having a rotten attitude "at first" about the pandemic.
For those who call this a boring video, I agree. However there is a most remarkable exchange at the end. She tells us she is actually making this mess of a meal for "Bibi and I", and in walks Bibi. Bibi doesn't want what she's making. She offers to make him two grilled cheese sandwiches. "No, one" he says, no fatty himself. She makes weird faces, and seems mildly distressed as Bibi rummages through the fridge, looking for food. Bibi sounds somewhat exasperated, and she goes on some really weird tangent (to Bibi) about cooking onions so that they aren't "onioney", which has nothing to do with the matter at hand, which is what is Bibi going to eat...
This is perhaps the most lines ever we have heard in a video from Bibi, and we see a fascinating dynamic, one almost spot on to what we've always suspected. Bibi sounds frustrated; he just wants something to eat. Here is fatso, chopping up potatoes or onions (it's not entirely clear which) offering unhelpful suggestions. She looks anxious, embarrassed, dishonest, disingenuous, and depressed all at once, and uses a really weird tone to talk to him. She abruptly ends there.
Heheh...now I see why she keeps driving to New York. It does not look like domestic bliss there.
So, while the first 14 minutes are boring justifications, lies, virtue signals, and pathos of the type we've seen a thousand times, the last two minutes saves it.
What a fucking miserable life, suitable for a miserable pill like Chantal.
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Thank you again @Dutch Courage for saving me from watching. Wouldn't surprise me a bit if Burger King, Pizza Pizza & the rest of her favorite places come back very soon under the guise of her helping small business.
Here we'd have magnanimous Chantal doing all she can to help local business in this time of need.
Shop local.
Eat local.
Chantal! They need you!
Here we'd have magnanimous Chantal doing all she can to help local business in this time of need.
Shop local.
Eat local.
Chantal! They need you!
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she's saving it for later
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Tbh I think Chantal should livestream herself taking shits in public places every day. “Morning Shit with Chantal”. Or “Foodie Poopy”.
I’d watch that shit. The challenge would be finding places that are still open during the city shutdowns.
Pretty sure Chantal got herself a case of the Wuflu since she was so high risk and careless. If the doctors need to decide whether to give her a ventilator or not, they should consult her Farm Boy shit vid.
I’d watch that shit. The challenge would be finding places that are still open during the city shutdowns.
Pretty sure Chantal got herself a case of the Wuflu since she was so high risk and careless. If the doctors need to decide whether to give her a ventilator or not, they should consult her Farm Boy shit vid.
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This disheveled, bloated, gross mess is "anxious"? Over what? She has no job to lose. She hasn't worked a legitimate gig in years. Suddenly she's a bastion of empathy and concern for those affected by this pandemic, eating chicken and potatoes as if mukbanging is the new celebrity charity singalong.
...which it might be.
I did enjoy her rage towards Bibi, though, shaking the knife in her hand and glaring mercilessly at him. Filthy, unkempt, coated in grime, Chantal is a true horror icon. Her deterioration is going to be in fast-forward now.
...which it might be.
I did enjoy her rage towards Bibi, though, shaking the knife in her hand and glaring mercilessly at him. Filthy, unkempt, coated in grime, Chantal is a true horror icon. Her deterioration is going to be in fast-forward now.
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if she gets pneumonia she'll die
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In case future historians might want a transcript of the Bibi exchange:
The moment begins at 14:04 as Chantal is blathering on about "doing God's work" when Bibi walks in off camera, and heads for the fridge. She flashes him a tentative, awkward, nervous smile.
She resumes her blather about some movie...
Bibi can be heard emitting a groan at 14:15, followed by the fridge door slamming. Chantal starts losing her train of thought, while making weird exaggerated facial expressions.
Chantal: Anyways guys, I'm gonna continue cooking here. I'm making this for Bibi and I and...then, uh...yeah
Bibi: What are you making?
Chantal looks at him nervously...
Chantal: Uh...I'm gonna make the chicken drumsticks...potatoes
Bibi: Where is the chicken?
Chantal: It's in the fridge...[makes a weird gesture toward the fridge with her fat flipper] You wanna marinate it?
Bibi: [sounding grossed out] Oh no! I was just looking for something to eat...
Chantal does a fake laugh at the camera over this.
Chantal: HAHA, OK!
Chantal: [looking dodgy an nervous again] Well...there's uhm............chicken wingssss?
Bibi: WHAT? [Rustling noises come from the fridge]
Chantal's countenance darkens.
Chantal: There's some chicken winNnNngssss...?
Bibi is very audibly removing stuff from the fridge and putting it on the counter, and rustling around with plastic bags and things. The search for something to eat is in high gear, and nothing is turning up...
Chantal: Or...uh...do you want some grilled cheese....? [I am guessing that all there is in the fridge is rotten, fuzzy mangoes, avocado cups, ketchup, possibly some old wings, and a few slices of processed cheese. Bibi has to rifle through bags that she was too lazy to even remove the food from before she refrigerated it]
A pregnant pause follows, and Chantal continues to look at him with that same mixture of nervousness, dishonesty, and deceit...She audibly huffs...
Chantal: [dismissively, turning back to the camera and waving her knife around] I don't know...
She looks back at him again with that evasive look on her face.
Chantal: You want two grilled cheese? [she twitches the knife nervously in her hand]
Bibi: [in a defeated sounding voice] No, just one.
She continues to regard him with a nervous and dishonest look on her face. Her jaw flexes, she continues to twitch the knife at a very rapid pace, and her eyes dart around. There is an extended pause.
Bibi: [somewhat unintelligbly; couldn't hear the last word] You're gonna make another _________?
Chantal: [looks down, seems vaguely ashamed] ....yeah...?
She watches him uncomfortably as he crosses the room, the knife twitching violently in her hand, her breathing heavy, her fat face a weird mix of expressionless, afraid, and well...crazy.
Bibi is making exasperated sounding noises...
Chantal: [a bit of sassiness creeping in] What?
Bibi: [sounding skeptical] Will they work like that? [I think he is referring to the jumble of food she has piled up on a cookie sheet]
Chantal: [realizing he is commenting on her "cooking", her tone suddenly sounds pissed off] WHAT?
Bibi: The onion and the rest are full cooked?
Chantal: [gets back to arranging things on her cookie sheet] I'm putting oil. And...you move it around a lot, and it will cook well with the potato. [She is back into her expert tone, if slightly more tentative than normal]
Chantal: [continuing to paw around with the food in front of her] But it...it...you want the onions to be like cooked well. You don't want it to be like onioney, you know?
Bibi: [still sounding incredulous] Hmmmm???
Chantal: You want the onion to be cooked well...
Chantal: [arching her eyebrows] That's why I'm cooking the potato...I'm cutting the potato small, so that they don't...get too...[she is loudly chopping again]
She looks uncomfortable again, and flashes a very insincere smile at the camera, letting her last thought trail off.
Chantal: Anyways guys, I'm gonna end the video here...and uh...[sounding a little annoyed] sorry I went off on a tangent there...[suddenly laughs] talking! Heheh!
Here is what I gather from this:
Bibi is pretty tired of Clotso's presence. The fridge is a mess of garbage, and there's nothing to fucking eat except processed cheese. He sounded truly surprised to find no food, and Clotso seemed evasive about where the food was... Also, it seems that Clotso can't stand it when Bibi makes a crack about her "cooking"
The moment begins at 14:04 as Chantal is blathering on about "doing God's work" when Bibi walks in off camera, and heads for the fridge. She flashes him a tentative, awkward, nervous smile.
She resumes her blather about some movie...
Bibi can be heard emitting a groan at 14:15, followed by the fridge door slamming. Chantal starts losing her train of thought, while making weird exaggerated facial expressions.
Chantal: Anyways guys, I'm gonna continue cooking here. I'm making this for Bibi and I and...then, uh...yeah
Bibi: What are you making?
Chantal looks at him nervously...
Chantal: Uh...I'm gonna make the chicken drumsticks...potatoes
Bibi: Where is the chicken?
Chantal: It's in the fridge...[makes a weird gesture toward the fridge with her fat flipper] You wanna marinate it?
Bibi: [sounding grossed out] Oh no! I was just looking for something to eat...
Chantal does a fake laugh at the camera over this.
Chantal: HAHA, OK!
Chantal: [looking dodgy an nervous again] Well...there's uhm............chicken wingssss?
Bibi: WHAT? [Rustling noises come from the fridge]
Chantal's countenance darkens.
Chantal: There's some chicken winNnNngssss...?
Bibi is very audibly removing stuff from the fridge and putting it on the counter, and rustling around with plastic bags and things. The search for something to eat is in high gear, and nothing is turning up...
Chantal: Or...uh...do you want some grilled cheese....? [I am guessing that all there is in the fridge is rotten, fuzzy mangoes, avocado cups, ketchup, possibly some old wings, and a few slices of processed cheese. Bibi has to rifle through bags that she was too lazy to even remove the food from before she refrigerated it]
A pregnant pause follows, and Chantal continues to look at him with that same mixture of nervousness, dishonesty, and deceit...She audibly huffs...
Chantal: [dismissively, turning back to the camera and waving her knife around] I don't know...
She looks back at him again with that evasive look on her face.
Chantal: You want two grilled cheese? [she twitches the knife nervously in her hand]
Bibi: [in a defeated sounding voice] No, just one.
She continues to regard him with a nervous and dishonest look on her face. Her jaw flexes, she continues to twitch the knife at a very rapid pace, and her eyes dart around. There is an extended pause.
Bibi: [somewhat unintelligbly; couldn't hear the last word] You're gonna make another _________?
Chantal: [looks down, seems vaguely ashamed] ....yeah...?
She watches him uncomfortably as he crosses the room, the knife twitching violently in her hand, her breathing heavy, her fat face a weird mix of expressionless, afraid, and well...crazy.
Bibi is making exasperated sounding noises...
Chantal: [a bit of sassiness creeping in] What?
Bibi: [sounding skeptical] Will they work like that? [I think he is referring to the jumble of food she has piled up on a cookie sheet]
Chantal: [realizing he is commenting on her "cooking", her tone suddenly sounds pissed off] WHAT?
Bibi: The onion and the rest are full cooked?
Chantal: [gets back to arranging things on her cookie sheet] I'm putting oil. And...you move it around a lot, and it will cook well with the potato. [She is back into her expert tone, if slightly more tentative than normal]
Chantal: [continuing to paw around with the food in front of her] But it...it...you want the onions to be like cooked well. You don't want it to be like onioney, you know?
Bibi: [still sounding incredulous] Hmmmm???
Chantal: You want the onion to be cooked well...
Chantal: [arching her eyebrows] That's why I'm cooking the potato...I'm cutting the potato small, so that they don't...get too...[she is loudly chopping again]
She looks uncomfortable again, and flashes a very insincere smile at the camera, letting her last thought trail off.
Chantal: Anyways guys, I'm gonna end the video here...and uh...[sounding a little annoyed] sorry I went off on a tangent there...[suddenly laughs] talking! Heheh!
Here is what I gather from this:
Bibi is pretty tired of Clotso's presence. The fridge is a mess of garbage, and there's nothing to fucking eat except processed cheese. He sounded truly surprised to find no food, and Clotso seemed evasive about where the food was... Also, it seems that Clotso can't stand it when Bibi makes a crack about her "cooking"
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Bibi sounds like a sleeping giant. And now he’s pissed.
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Honestly, the exchange with Bibi was probably the most interesting thing about that video.
I'd also like to point out that she didn't bother to wash the potatoes, she just grabbed them straight from the bag and peeled them. Maybe it's just me but even if I peel potatoes, I still wash them beforehand. As always, she is such a hygiene queen.
I'd also like to point out that she didn't bother to wash the potatoes, she just grabbed them straight from the bag and peeled them. Maybe it's just me but even if I peel potatoes, I still wash them beforehand. As always, she is such a hygiene queen.
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Peetz is probably anxious because he's in real danger of not having a job soon and their new place won't be cheap. Great timing!
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Man, the primary content of this video was super rehearsed. She never speaks so quickly and coherently when she's just 'chatting' during mukbangs. She's nervous as fuck, but not about corona chan.
And her confession about Peetz's anxiety further solidifies my belief that she gets all her 'factoids' and opinions from other people, specifically Peetz. She spends a day with her family, who no doubt has the news on in the background 24/7, and then chats with Peetz about the only new topic she has at the moment, and suddenly she cares about Italy and realizes the true weight of this pandemic situation.
And her confession about Peetz's anxiety further solidifies my belief that she gets all her 'factoids' and opinions from other people, specifically Peetz. She spends a day with her family, who no doubt has the news on in the background 24/7, and then chats with Peetz about the only new topic she has at the moment, and suddenly she cares about Italy and realizes the true weight of this pandemic situation.
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She is livestreaming her "packing" and is still worried about the WuFlu: