Americans! What Will You Do With Your Trumpbux? - Trump is now a YANGGANG communist

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

So in addition to his tugboat next month chris will be getting a thousand dollars.

 

[The Last Stand]

So in addition to his tugboat next month chris will be getting a thousand dollars.

In that case, GameStop may be saved!

 

[JektheDumbass]

I'll be honest, I don't buy it. I'm not a billionaire or financial institution, as such the US government doesn't actually care if I live, die, or grow mushrooms out of my crack. I'll make that decision if/when I get it.

 

[John Titor]

4 illegal alien mexican 13 year old girls, some rope, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and an underweight underdeveloped chicken named Beautiful. I think I should have some money left over for chicken nuggets and a Kermit the frog bath sponge.

Seems excessive for a game of jump rope.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I will use it to sign up for gas and electricity so I can use the bills as proof of identity and vote for Trump. I'm not even in America.

 

[AssRapistDude1488]

skateboards, another in-home pizza oven

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

400 on bills 200 on weed 200 on games 200 on saving.

 

[Linako 2.0]

pay off my credit debt and use that credit to buy a longsword.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

If I actually get one I might finally invest in the stock market. Just a mutual fund, something that's really reliable and doesn't require any thought on my part.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Unironically my rent.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Seems excessive for a game of jump rope.

I could probably sus out what he's wanting.

The girls are there to tie him up with the rope, the booze is there to drug him up beforehand and knock him out, and the chicken is there to crow and act as a watch so Good Samaritans can't find him and set him free. The chicken nuggets are for the girls to eat while they leave him to slowly drown, unconscious in a tub full of water and Kermit the Frog bath bubbles.

 

[Pina Colada]

Either put it in a savings account or use it for a family trip that trumped (heh) my graduation- my mom promised that she would do something special, and we're going to make the most out of it once this is all blown over.

 

[UnKillFill]

I'm gonna buy a gun so I can shoot myself.

Edit: Or just pay bills. Whatever.

 

[Dysnomia]

Goes straight into savings for my apartment fund.

 

[Calooby]

But if I told all of you, it'd spoil the surprise!

 

[melty]

Probably keep half of it for savings and put half of it into options trading and/or buttcoin.

 

[Bungus Scrungus]

Invest a bit of it in the stock market, eventually. Gotta figure out if that's a viable venue for me.

 

[Polyboros2]

Finally pulling that trigger on VR, just need to decide which set up.

 

[Maxliam]

Nothing now democrats killed it.

 

[Immutablederp]

Probably hand it all over to the jew landlord, her jew children, and jew cat.