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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Sounds like it. I suppose we'll find out if they have two switches in the house through this.
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I think it's been speculated that Kat plays on Phil's Switch because of the games appearing near the front of the home screen that Phil doesn't play on stream, as we all know Phil doesn't play games unless he's being paid for it (other than his mobile garbage timewasters of course).
 
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Despite receiving at least $71.57 per hour in cheers, subs and tips on the early stream (totaling at least $411.55 in 5 hours and 45 minutes, including a $200 tip from one person), the late stream audience managed to up the ante by throwing $80.50 per hour his way (total amount of cheers, subs and tips was at least $201.29 and DSP streamed for 2.5 hours).

Truly exceptional.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
How long does DSP stream per day nowadays?
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Depends on your definition of stream. His stream is live about 5 hrs for first stream, 2 for second stream.

Actually with him "interacting" with his stream is about 3.5-4 hrs for first stream, 1.5 for his second.

Gameplay is about 2-2.5 hrs first stream, 1.5 for second.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
How long does DSP stream per day nowadays?
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Stream on to stream off? 7.5-8 hours. Actual time talking on stream? 6.5-7 hours. Actual gameplay? 5-6 (from looking at his Youtube videos and not including pre-stream), depending on how long he goes on 2nd stream.

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Despite receiving at least $71.57 per hour in cheers, subs and tips on the early stream (totaling at least $411.55 in 5 hours and 45 minutes, including a $200 tip from one person), the late stream audience managed to up the ante by throwing $80.50 per hour his way (total amount of cheers, subs and tips was at least $201.29 and DSP streamed for 2.5 hours).

Truly exceptional.
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Wanna know something crazy? Didn't cause a major change in expected total for the month. I'm not going to say where he's at (you can PM me if you're dying to know), but it didn't really affect it much at all.
 
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Stream on to stream off? 7.5-8 hours. Actual time talking on stream? 6.5-7 hours. Actual gameplay? 5-6 (from looking at his Youtube videos and not including pre-stream), depending on how long he goes on 2nd stream.
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That's too much. He takes at least an hour break during first stream and second one always starts late and ends on time.
 
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PutridElephant said:
That's too much. He takes at least an hour break during first stream and second one always starts late and ends on time.
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The gameplay numbers I ballparked from the past couple of days of uploaded videos. He usually manages around 1.5-2 hours before gameplay starts, with 30-45 minutes of that being just the music. His 2nd streams sometimes run until 9:15-9:45 PM PST. Sometimes later still if Kat is at work (so Friday-Sunday).
 
I'm not much of a superstitious feller but this preternatural luck of piggy not only dodging everything, averting selfinflicted disaster after disaster at the last possible moment but also in certain cases seeming to reflect some of this well deserved bad luck on to some of his enemies. SOK, escort, Machinama. And finally this global plague swooping in at the 11th hour and postponing financial doom for him while fucking everybody else over really gives me pause.

That's one lucky pig. Maybe satan does exist.
 
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grump said:
I'm not much of a superstitious feller but this preternatural luck of piggy not only dodging everything, averting selfinflicted disaster after disaster at the last possible moment but also in certain cases seeming to reflect some of this well deserved bad luck on to some of his enemies. SOK, escort, Machinama. And finally this global plague swooping in at the 11th hour and postponing financial doom for him while fucking everybody else over really gives me pause.

That's one lucky pig. Maybe satan does exist.
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Its unprecedented luck. He should probably have his adult honeymoon with his adult wife Kat in Vegas.
 
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I present to you a full minute of Phil being an incredibly fake motherfucker. Can't imagine why his React videos never took off.
grump said:
I'm not much of a superstitious feller but this preternatural luck of piggy not only dodging everything, averting selfinflicted disaster after disaster at the last possible moment but also in certain cases seeming to reflect some of this well deserved bad luck on to some of his enemies. SOK, escort, Machinama. And finally this global plague swooping in at the 11th hour and postponing financial doom for him while fucking everybody else over really gives me pause.

That's one lucky pig. Maybe satan does exist.
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Almost everything Phil's "survived" has been something entirely self-inflicted. And it's not like he has far to fall from being the most laughed at Let's Player on Youtube.
 
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tzgnilki said:
dsp running out of ammo, after he specifically spec'd for ammo, blames the game

he also saved the game with no health and no ammo

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To be fair to Phil I just played this part and I had a similar reaction; this is the first time the game has this totem mechanic and right before the clip starts there is a tutorial message that says in no uncertain terms that enemies are going to respawn infinitely until you destroy the totem, you find it and it's behind a locked door... What do? Turns out you do need to kill some of the enemies to make the portal appear that lets you get to the totem, but it's kind of fucked up that the game just strongly implied that you should probably not waste time killing these enemies cause more are gonna spawn until you destroy this totem.

And on the ammo, I've been bitching about it in the Doom thread but Eternal the max ammo capacity has been severely reduced, you basically need to chainsaw every zombie type enemy you see to keep the ammo count up, it's a really shitty design change in my humble opinion.
 
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Can we just... Stop to ponder on how Pigroach keeps true to his name and even with the court, banks and creditors with a boot on his arse he's still squirming away? Corona is just helping delaying the inevitable for him but even so like how much luck can this creature have? *insert "he can't keep getting away with this" gif*.

I know it's inevitable but good god.
 
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Can we just... Stop to ponder on how Pigroach keeps true to his name and even with the court, banks and creditors with a boot on his arse he's still squirming away? Corona is just helping delaying the inevitable for him but even so like how much luck can this creature have? *insert "he can't keep getting away with this" gif*.

I know it's inevitable but good god.
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You can coast buy on bad financial decisions for a decent chunk of time before it really catches up to you. Phil isn't exactly the first person to live well above their means only to have things catch up to him several years later and end up being massively in debt. I'd argue Phil is worse off because at least those other people lived luxuriously during those years while Phil became a paranoid shut in with no friends and only high end mobile gaming accounts to show for it. In some cases, the other big spenders also have some kind of skill to fall back on to start making their money back or paying off their debts, while Phil just has a giant resume gap.

The recent delays only hurt Phil more because he's in smug mode, thinking everything will work out for him and in a few months he'll be back to business as usual. He's still spending like he's financially fine, and I'm sure he'll keep doing it until reality sets in around him, which won't happen with his hearings being delayed.

I'd wager most people could live like Phil if they really wanted, the only reason people don't is they have enough common/financial sense to realize taking out credit card after credit card to support your lifestyle is a dumb move, and even if you are able to get a few years of lavish living out of it, it does far more damage in the long run.
 
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New whale is ready tonight, don't be surprised for big tips


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