Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Next Task]

Jake, you didn't go dark for a month. We know, we counted.

Also, "atalking Zoe Quinn" is pretty much what you're known for. You referenced your Zoe Post on Tumblr not even a week ago.

I don't know why the slothy cow caseyexplosion is involved, but Matrix Prime is right - SGG will, in fact, harass them for years, crying about how much they're bullying him as he does so.

 

[AnOminous]

Jake, you didn't go dark for a month. We know, we counted.

Also, "atalking Zoe Quinn" is pretty much what you're known for. You referenced your Zoe Post on Tumblr not even a week ago.

Jake is like the male anglerfish, biting into a female and then latching on forever, shrinking away until he's nothing but a disgusting vestigial excrescence. Basically, Jake is known as nothing more than a boil on Zoe Quinn's ass because of his unending stalking of her.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It sure would be a shame if the domain and Twitter handle were already taken.

I’m envisioning a 90s style front page in eye-searing rainbow colours, using comic sans. Image of Jake in the middle, with the headline “WELCOME, WHITE BRETHREN!”

 

[I'm Mrs. Mustachios!]

Twitter is really quite weird about reporting things like this. Because Violet Hargrave is my pen name, not my legal name, when I attempt to report it, Twitter demands I submit an ID bearing that name (which I of course don't have) or the trademark registration (which I guess means Ronald McDonald can shut impersonators down no problem, but I'm out of luck).

It means you actually have to prove that the person is impersonating you. Weird! Look SGG, here you go:

How to Trademark a Pen Name

How to Trademark a Pen Name. There are any number of reasons an author might use a pen name, and most of them are business related. Just like the words "Coca-Cola" call to mind a bubbly soda, the right pen name can raise positive associations in the minds of the public. A pen name also lets you...

yourbusiness.azcentral.com

Weird an, arguably, professional writer needs to be told this by a random troll on the kiwifarms.

 

[lecher]

"I should really set up a proper website and submission form for this. I'll get to it sooner or later I swear."

I'm sure the website will be up any day now. Let's look for example at how adeptly Jake handled Storify shutting down.

Spoiler: Jake's Storify Story

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[Tragi-Chan]

"I should really set up a proper website and submission form for this. I'll get to it sooner or later I swear."
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I'm sure the website will be up any day now. Let's look for example at how adeptly Jake handled Storify shutting down.

Spoiler: Jake's Storify Story

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One solution to his food problem would be to eat less of it. This could help with several other problems as well.

 

[Jaimas]

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Spoiler: Jake's Storify Story

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There's like four thousand fucking microblogging platforms, and Jake somehow avoided using any of them.

The motherfucker has a Tumblr. Why doesn't he just put them there?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I’m anxiously awaiting his panel submissions page to open. I think Cyberstalking and Sexual Harassment: What we can learn from Jacob Lawrence Alley will be an interesting panel.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The motherfucker has a Tumblr. Why doesn't he just put them there?

I wonder if he thinks flooding Twitter is the best way to get attention because people will be unable to ignore a giant wall of tweets from him.

What do people who follow Jake see, come to think of it? I imagine The Algorithm doesn't throw entire googleshngs onto other people's feeds, right?

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder if he thinks flooding Twitter is the best way to get attention because people will be unable to ignore a giant wall of tweets from him.

Except ignoring some wailing gnome is easy as pie. Just block him. Or if you use any of numerous popular blocklists, it will block him for you automatically, along with thousands of other pests and nuisances.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I wonder if he thinks flooding Twitter is the best way to get attention because people will be unable to ignore a giant wall of tweets from him.

What do people who follow Jake see, come to think of it? I imagine The Algorithm doesn't throw entire googleshngs onto other people's feeds, right?

Twitter doesn’t usually even show entire threads anymore that I’ve noticed. You’d have to see one from the algorithm and then be enticed enough to click on it and then still be enticed enough to read the entire threads. It’s way his threads go from 7 likes to 0 at the end. People will see the first, go oh wow you go go girl and that’s it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Or if you use any of numerous popular blocklists, it will block him for you automatically, along with thousands of other pests and nuisances.

This sounds like a good idea, I'm going to recommend it to my friends who use Twitter. Apparently the best ones are even curated by prominent figures in the open-source community.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[Mike Hunt]

What are the odds that SlimeCon 2.0 is also secretly Jake's way to pad his empty personal Discord channel? I'm betting he just renames his own channel if it does push through.

As a bonus, he gets more people to pester in DMs. I'm guessing he burned out his regular DM victims on Twitter.

 

[Jaimas]

What are the odds that SlimeCon 2.0 is also secretly Jake's way to pad his empty personal Discord channel? I'm betting he just renames his own channel if it does push through.

As a bonus, he gets more people to pester in DMs. I'm guessing he burned out his regular DM victims on Twitter.

Just going by percentage, we know that's the case. He gets a handful of the responses he used to and his bubble's been slowly shrinking for ages.

 

[AnOminous]

Just going by percentage, we know that's the case. He gets a handful of the responses he used to and his bubble's been slowly shrinking for ages.

He's making an inept, half-assed and completely autistic attempt at creating something like the CON Discord, but with himself at the center instead of Zoe Quinn. If he thinks people will be able to tolerate 24/7 walls of Googleshng in a private chat, though, he's dreaming. He'll drive people off with his botlike spam much more quickly than on Twitter where his Googleshngs are buried somewhat in background noise.

 

[docuseal]

found at least two other people running online SF/F cons and getting more interest. it's Redshirts all over again!

 

[repentance]

For someone who is usually anxious about fucking everything, Jake seems curiously unconcerned about covid-19 and services shutting down in order to control its spread. Almost as if he knows that he's going to have no trouble getting his needs met in the coming months, in fact.

You'd think he'd be terrified that he's not going to be able to obtain food or medical care, and yet he's not...

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

For someone who is usually anxious about fucking everything, Jake seems curiously unconcerned about covid-19 and services shutting down in order to control its spread. Almost as if he knows that he's going to have no trouble getting his needs met in the coming months, in fact.

You'd think he'd be terrified that he's not going to be able to obtain food or medical care, and yet he's not...

He doesn't understand the world, how could he? He's old enough to have seen wars pass by on TV, 9/11, financial crisises and many other things but he was never affected by any of it so why should something concern him now? He's not part of the world, he's never experienced anything.

 

[Water-T]

For someone who is usually anxious about fucking everything, Jake seems curiously unconcerned about covid-19 and services shutting down in order to control its spread. Almost as if he knows that he's going to have no trouble getting his needs met in the coming months, in fact.

You'd think he'd be terrified that he's not going to be able to obtain food or medical care, and yet he's not...

Jake's never had to work or struggle for anything in his life - mommy has always provided.

Reality is going to hit hard once Rachael dies (or gets sick of propping up the useless gnome).