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It still looks like a cat's asshole but at least you don't have to look into that Sarlacc pit of a mouth full of rotting teeth.
Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024
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It still looks like a cat's asshole but at least you don't have to look into that Sarlacc pit of a mouth full of rotting teeth.
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It turns out Zach might not be as shameless as we thought: he actually cares about what randos at Walmart think of him -- indeed he cares enough to write a tirade on Twitter!
No joke, it is fucking weird indeed. In normal circumstances I'd expect Zach to go back and buy 10 gallons just out of spite.
Not sure what the following is about (the tweet he responded to was gone); post here just for the sake of the gnome:
Finally, Zach gives us some sanitary advice as the pretext to show us some old pictures:
As Zach was mad over a trip to Walmart, Heather is grateful that she wasn't in Zach's shoes:
Oh I misspoke! Heather was actually the one who drove Zach to Walmart, yet it was only Zach who got mad. The mind thinks weird, paranoid things if it doesn't touch ground with practical concerns.
No joke, it is fucking weird indeed. In normal circumstances I'd expect Zach to go back and buy 10 gallons just out of spite.
Not sure what the following is about (the tweet he responded to was gone); post here just for the sake of the gnome:
Finally, Zach gives us some sanitary advice as the pretext to show us some old pictures:
As Zach was mad over a trip to Walmart, Heather is grateful that she wasn't in Zach's shoes:
Oh I misspoke! Heather was actually the one who drove Zach to Walmart, yet it was only Zach who got mad. The mind thinks weird, paranoid things if it doesn't touch ground with practical concerns.
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We all know why people at Walmart stare at Zach and it's not because his grocery cart is full of food.
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I’m sure it was buying an extra gallon of milk and not this balding, fat dude wearing fishnets that caused people to stare.
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It was likely either the faint whiff of shit from his fecal incontinence or the strong smell of decay from his rotting teeth. Honestly, Zack isn't transitioning into a woman, he's transitioning into a goblin from a grotesque German folktale, one where the monster abducts and eats small children.
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Usually the monster is female, though, like the witch in Hansel and Gretel, or Baba Yaga.
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Hey, why doesn't Zach re-apply to that grocery store that totally turned him down for a shelf stocker position a few weeks ago? I bet they've changed their tune and are now hiring with overtime, and classes are cancelled. Why isn't he bringing money home?
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Zack will never get a job. I don't believe he's ever held one. I think this recent spurt of job applications (which I'm positive he deliberately tanked) is the closest he's ever come to a real job.
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Will the economy in danger, he's never gonna have any job as most wanted jobs will be practical and essential.
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He doesn't want a job, of course. He just wants Heather working the 60+ hours without complaints about how little he does around the house.
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You are all monsters spreading lies about fair Zinnia, she wants to work as a professional statistician! It is her lifelong passion of like a year or so.
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It’s going to be hilarious when Heather loses her job and Zach has to fend for himself.
Normally a totally useless individual like Zach could be a shelf stocker or a gas station attendant but now there’s people with high school diplomas and job histories to take those jobs. Even giving blowjobs under a railroad bridge will go to those who don’t have rotten, snaggletooth cat-anus mouths.
So what’s left for Zach? What happens when Heather is trapped with him 24 hours, weeks on end?
Murder-suicide?
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I didn't know there was an ass filter. He needed it. An unretouched photo of Z's ass is much, much worse than this.
And I don't think getting dollar burgers for the kids is ever really responsible behavior -- virus or not. Then again, at least there is a much better chance of the cooks/food handlers having clean hands and clean utensils than there is at home. Imagine living in a house where you literally have to wonder if something has been in Z's anus before you touch it.
Whatsup bud?
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I cant believe either of the kids havent gone off on him yet.
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anecdotally, there has been an uptick of domestic violence related shootings in some places since the quarantines started. When people are locked down like this the result is usually either a lot of babies being born 9 months later, or a lot of divorces, or a mix of the two.
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Wait, the kids ate breakfast at school?
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Honestly, getting rid of Zach would be surprisingly easy. And the police wouldn't even question it if you somehow made it look like a drug/dildo accident or suicide. As long as Heather didn't have an insurance policy on him, nobody would even think twice (or care) about his death. Zach should really consider how far he is pushing things since the stress from the pandemic might push Heather over the edge. He should be a little more appreciative of his meal ticket.
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I can understand Heather being too tired to cook if she's working 60 hours a week, but what the fuck does Zack do that makes him too tired to cook? The answer's nothing. Zack does nothing all day but fuck around on the internet. Heather is working, doing all the cleaning, all the childcare, and all the cooking. And the real reason she goes to get burgers instead of asking Zack to cook is because asking Zack to do anything Zack doesn't want to do comes with a high emotional price.
I think Zack gets a sick thrill out of seeing Heather or one of the kids unknowingly picking up something he's had in his ass.
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in the south, especially in last couple of weeks, walmart is like a 24/7 redneck circus.
every visit guarantees you'll see at least one 500-pounder riding a scooty puff eating food before even buying it, since walmart deliberately looks the other way on that rule, while other stores won't.
really grotesque. & this ain't even florida!
wondering how *astronomically gross* you'd have to be (smell? appearance?) to be stared at in a florida walmart.
the mind boggles.
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The statistician dream lives on, more realistic than ever:
But he hasn't forgotten hisonly actual skill humble roots:
But he hasn't forgotten his
