Bad Tattoos - No regerts

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Is this vagina once part of the ballsack one? What is it supposed to mean?
Is that an anime loli baby? What are they gunna do when their skin stretches over time and it warps it (especially the legs) to fuck?

Here's some random picks from the suckytattoos insta by me:


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Regarding that "cousin" one: My uncle, who is now about 80 years old, has a large scar on his forearm. When I was young, as kids will do, I asked him what happened to him, and he replied, "I had a tattoo removed." His whole demeanor told me, "Never, EVER get one."

This was before laser treatments, so he had to have that tattoo surgically removed and replaced with a skin graft.

My parents never saw it and don't know what it was, and knowing this uncle, probably don't want to.
 
Let’s talk blackout:

There’s debate about blackout tattooing, and I’m personally not a fan. Some people black out one arm or one area, then there’s people who start blacking out their whole bodies...

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Farrah Flawless has a thread in the main lolcow forum. For the purposes of this post, they blacked out their face over several years and are now in the process of lasering it off. They tried to before and then quit midway and tattooed over it again, so they are working through several layers at this point. I do feel for Farrah though, because if you’re brave enough to click the spoiler you will see tattoo removal on your face is no birthday party. It seems to be somewhat effective so far, though there is no telling whether Farrah will complete the treatments this time as they are known to make impulse decisions.
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Farrah was popular during the height of the BME era (known then as Pauly Unstoppable), but these days they are mostly just living with a lot of permanent tattoo mistakes and flashing their tits on Instagram.

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This guy’s blackout is at least solid (many are super patchy), but I mostly added him to this post because LOOK AT THAT BLOWOUT on his first piercing. This guy has enough body mod experience, he has no excuse for this. Also blacking out hands is always weird because the palm side will wear off so people do weird stuff like this guy and just have one side that’s super white and black everything else.

And finally, a blackout post wouldn’t be complete without a feature from Adam.Curlykale. He’s been brought up a few times in the Farrah Flawless thread, but the basic run down is the guy blacked out his entire body, got a discount nullification, then tried to use gofundme to repair it AND get rib removal surgery. Following criticism, he removed the second part and asked for money to fix the first part only. No idea how successful it was.
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God Lord WTF happened to tattoos? A simple heart that says Mom, and anchor, or a Bible verse on the shoulder used to be enough for most normal people, 🤢🤮

anchors are generally for navy service members, as far as I've seen? most people who get anchors outside of the navy are basic training dropouts or basic white girls attached to ~the symbolism~.

getting back on topic - vape wolf.

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Do you know what is a great, totally not regrettable idea for a tattoo?
Memes.

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Poor Grumpy cat (RIP).


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Zero self-awareness.

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And they'll be proven right. Memes age as tard cum.

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I kind of liked that troll tattoo that was worked into the man's upper arm hair.

A woman I used to work with had a mid-trimester miscarriage late last year, and posted some pictures on Facebook of designs she was considering for a commemorative tattoo. I told her, as did several other people, that people should not get a memorial tattoo for at least a year after a big event like that, and actually, 5 years would be better. IDK if she has any other "ink."
 
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