DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Doesn't Papavera cheer like 50 bits everytime he tells Phil wtf he has to do in Minecraft?

If so, I wonder how much did he cheer in total. Tinfoil hat time, but I wonder if this is a plot made by Phil: to act like an exceptional individual so that Papavera keeps paying him to tell him what he has to do.

Someone could count, but Papavera averages like $30-50 per month. He's probably burned at least a grand of SSI on Phil over the years.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Someone could count, but Papavera averages like $30-50 per month. He's probably burned at least a grand of SSI on Phil over the years.

That's $50 per month he could spend on his beloved Furries community

 

[Eekum Bokum]

So after...I think three 4 hour streams. He is currently on mission 3? he's not gonna beat this game for six months at this rate.

He's on mission 5 of like 20 main missions and the game only gets more unfair from now on.

In regards to the imagawa fight phils mains complaint is that you can't break his Ki. I'm on NG+ and i did teh side mission where you fight Imagawa again (the same mission phil started whining on) and not only did i beat teh stage in 3 minutes but i beat Imagawa in 20 seconds breaking his Ki twice using a weapon i'm not good with.

Phil just doesn't know what he's talking about he tries to come across as some sort of expert on souls games and yet he doesn't know teh basics of them he was still learning basic stuff in Bloodborne when he was fighting Ebreitas who's like 70% through the game.

And he had the gall to claim he liked Nioh 1 more than 2 the same game he dies over 300 times in and ragequit teh first DLC because a moderate boss kept killing him becasue he refused to try anything new.

He shouldn't play these games honestly i mean i'm no god at these games but i can at least change my attack when it doesn't work.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Phil just confirmed that he's gonna order food multiple times this week since all restaurants are closed

$500k in debt

Edit: Mentioning 26th gets you banned.

 

[detractorzer0]

It takes the 43-year-old man 5 tweets to get DSP's attention on the extensive guide he made for DSP on a children's game


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I don't even know who is more pathetic, DSP's begging or Papavera's simply pathetic nature


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Is this for Animal Crossing? That game is beyond easy. It's made literally to fuck off on it for a couple of hours a day. It is not complicated whatsoever and you shouldn't need a guide for anything on it unless it's some secret shit.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I wonder what Khet thinks of DSP celebrating his own birthday for a week?

 

[wahkando]

Is this for Animal Crossing? That game is beyond easy. It's made literally to fuck off on it for a couple of hours a day. It is not complicated whatsoever and you shouldn't need a guide for anything on it unless it's some secret shit.

no it's Papavera's minecraft streams.

Animal Crossing doesn't require any help because Kat is the one playing the game, Phil just walks about the island and commenting on Kat's builds.

Although Popsicolo was desperately trying to get Phil to come to his island and hang out when I tuned in for a few minutes.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Talked about the cake Kat made (bought) 2 years ago for his bday for some reason (and when he left the plate on the hallway because it started to smell and that took him a month to finish it and was swishing water in his mouth like crazy to get rid of the aftertaste) and how he didn't get anything for his bday last year (guess that money he got from his "dying" parents didn't count) because he was off to get married in CT

He's HOPING to get a cake this year, hint hint, Kat.

What a whiny bitch

 

[EmpGulcasa]

One thing I never understand is how he attracts any legitimate fans. Like, the ones in his chat who post stuff like "YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT PHIL THIS BELOVED GAME DOES LOOK SHITTY *donates 15 dollars*"

 

[wahkando]

Vest-incentive already declared for the day stream. He's really milking this.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Vest-incentive already declared for the day stream. He's really jerking off this.

Once he finds something to milk money out of, he doesn't let it go

Days Gone started his begging to people to buy shit off his Amazon Wishlist so he doesn't have to pay taxes. And if you just gave him $60 on stream for him to buy a game he'd still bitch about it and says how he won't buy the game that way

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Pre-stream begging highlight brought to you by the trustworthy N0thingYouCanDo


2nd place cheerer started the stream with a bait cheer

The best way to CONTRIBUTE AND GET RECOGNIZED is to TIP ANONYMOUSLY （？？？？？）

He has a lot more bills and tax payment due (again) in the next few days so he needs the tip he really does

Lastly, the vest which was only supposed to be for Minecraft stream and then later on for all night stream, now is apparently making its way to all day streams because he can cum tard money

 

[wahkando]

Pre-stream begging highlight brought to you by the trustworthy N0thingYouCanDo


2nd place cheerer started the stream with a bait cheer

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The best way to CONTRIBUTE AND GET RECOGNIZED is to TIP ANONYMOUSLY （？？？？？）

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He has a lot more bills and tax payment due (again) in the next few days so he needs the tip he really does

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Lastly, the vest which was only supposed to be for Minecraft stream and then later on for all night stream, now is apparently making its way to all day streams because he can cum tard money


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Lol it's hilarious. Essentially every sub I recognize from these logs is a troll. But also incredible, because without them, Phil would have been on the street years ago.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

One thing I never understand is how he attracts any legitimate fans. Like, the ones in his chat who post stuff like "YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT PHIL THIS BELOVED GAME DOES LOOK SHITTY *donates 15 dollars*"

Phil doesn't attract any new fans. I can't think of any relevant paypigs that weren't Youtube watchers.

 

[actually]

So help me god, Phil just said that Doom used to be a cover shooter while complaining that he had no cover to hide from the enemies in Doom Eternal. He's not targeting the flashing weakpoints that this game introduced and is getting his shit pushed in. This is incredible.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Phil's getting gang-raped as we speak in Doom. THIS IS GOLD. He's complaining that there's no cover system.

 

[Adamska]

Phil doesn't attract any new fans. I can't think of any relevant paypigs that weren't Youtube watchers.

I honestly believe that it's the same small group of 250-300 mentally challenged subnormal apes, who feel JUST enough shame to not want to be doxed, but are too fucking retarded to stop giving Pig money.

I honestly believe they sockpuppet regularly and new whales are mostly just old ones who want to avoid getting shat on for being stupid.

 

[Pepper Jack]

So help me god, Phil just said that Doom used to be a cover shooter while complaining that he had no cover to hide from the enemies in Doom Eternal. He's not targeting the flashing weakpoints that this game introduced and is getting his shit pushed in. This is incredible.

Remember he is on Hurt Me Plenty difficulty. So just imagine how bad he would be getting his shit pushed in if he played on an adult difficulty setting.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I would do it if knew how. Someone needs to clip DSP fighting that arena UNEDITED and upload it on Youtube before the detractor channels get to it and add their own bullshit. This has every potential to become viral. The gaming community needs to see this.

 

[Adamska]

Doom was a cover shooter? I only played a bit of that shit, but played a lot of Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Wolfenstein 3D. No Pig, it's a strafe and move shooter easily. Don't stay still and learn circle strafing on big fuckers as needed.