She is live again:
She still has the coldest water bottle
They went to the furniture store and found out that the store will be shut down for 2 weeks.
Furniture is not essential though?! wow this bitch.
If the furniture store is still closed by April 8th, she will order off of wayfair.
They spent $1,000 more than they budgeted. They fell for every sales tricks in the book. Chantal and Peetz 2 rubes in a pod.
Every man she runs into is smitten by this (Chantal lies):
She doesn't want to take the mattress from her current hovel because what if there are bugs in it?
She is going to talk about WLS with her doctor the next appointment
She just did a mmmmmmmmmmmm tic. Horrifying.
She declared herself to be asexual.
She needs to wash her face
The hardest thing with everything being closed is that she can't find a place to poop.
She has IBS, she has to poop several times a day.
She HAD to poop at a Mr. Sub and she HAD to buy a 6 inch sub. She can't poop without buying anything. She would get looks.
The TSK TSK TSK tic is in full force tonight.
Bibi is watching a show. I wish he would come in and shit all over her livestream.
Random ssssshhhhh tic out of nowhere.
She doesn't like BDSM. She is very vanilla.
YAWN!
BEE BEE JAY! (in that horrible British accent).
The cap to her coldest water bottle is discolored because of lipstick and tomato sauce.
She admits she ate all the canned ravioli.
She admits Bibi is a total pushover.
I am not a follower of good advice - you don't say?
Neetz was happy today because his comic book store was open. Neetz was able to buy his comics.