Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart / Luke Emory Armstrong Lockhart / BootlegGirl / Something Ellie / kushielsscion - Ex-communications professor, Amy Lee fan, wannabe game dev, excessive tweeter, inverse Pol Pot, has harassed an indie dev for over a year, "victim of Bernie bros"

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That's crazy! Where would they get that idea?

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Quarantine may be a ploy by Pmurt to keep Luke from escaping to Japan
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So he opens a new account and hooks it up. If he arrived in Wisconsin too broke for a new account, he should have asked mom and pop to help with that before asking them to pay the way to Korea and Mexico to get lady parts installed. Then send a notarized letter to the old TD branch telling them to close the account and transfer any remaining funds to the new account. The new bank will almost certainly do the notarizing for free and even read the letter over first to tell him if he fucked it up and needs to start over.

College students and military figure this out and do it all the time - and a sorry percentage of the latter group actually have PTSD, not just troonic vapors.

But no, baby can't, baby can't, baby can't. Gibs baby moar monays!
 
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its the same as David Hill. According to their social media their lives are nothing but one terror fraught disaster after another. No respite, no fun, just one catastrophe after the next.
 
PancakesPancakesPancakes said:
its the same as David Hill. According to their social media their lives are nothing but one terror fraught disaster after another. No respite, no fun, just one catastrophe after the next.
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When you spend every waking moment face down in the toilet of humanity that is Twitter, all you will ever see is shit, and pretty soon that's what you think the world is like.
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
Borders are closed, Luke. You're stuck here until the death wagon comes for you, you're never going to escape to Japan. In a way it's a shame. I kinda hoped he'd get to Japan and do something so amazingly autistic he got thrown out and banned for life from reentry.
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Or held for weeks by Japanese cops until he confessed to something heinous and then deported because they didn't think the other prisoners deserved him.
 
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Who cares if Luke becomes the Typhoid Mary of Japan, as long as he can live out his weeb fantasy of living in glorious Nippon?

"SUPA KAWAII cough cough oh fuck I suddenly don't feel so goo...."
 
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repentance said:
I thought US travel restrictions stopped people entering the US, not leaving.
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It's not like he can blame Japan's restrictions on letting people in, he probably thinks they haven't imposed any, it took him six months after he decided he was going to live there to find out how to even start the Visa process.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
It's not like he can blame Japan's restrictions on letting people in, he probably thinks they haven't imposed any, it took him six months after he decided he was going to live there to find out how to even start the Visa process.
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As far as I've read they're only restricting travelers from South Korea, China, and Italy at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if they tighten things up, but as of right now Luke is still free to flee to Glorious Nippon where he will stealthily infiltrate Japanese society and live in comfort and safety.
 
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