Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Honzou]

This thread is too depressing to keep up to date with.

You need to channel your inner schadenfreude. Watch in glee as these obese idiots kill themselves for a few adsense shekels.

 

[I hate children?]

I knew Amy would start cooking because Rosie does it but I really thought she would put that fupa on the counter like she used to and stand up to do it . Amy sat to do this so she is on Tammy Slaton tier lazy .

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amy's getting a lot of shit for not washing her veshabuls because they clearly weren't washed first.

AMY WASHES HER VESHABULS!!!!

Oh, I love it when Amy thinks she's being clever and funny.

God is dead.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Amy's getting a lot of shit for not washing her veshabuls because they clearly weren't washed first.

AMY WASHES HER VESHABULS!!!!
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Oh, I love it when Amy thinks she's being clever and funny.

God is dead.
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Oh, Amy. You gonna die, hun. I hope Ali has some survival skills or that your children are feral enough to scavenge for food.

 

[HamFan]

.

"Fill in meal"

This. Is. Not. How. Diets. Work. You. Dumb. Bitch.

Is she sitting the fuck down when she hacks those poor vegetables up?!

@StrawberryDouche Thank you for your continued sacrifice, friend.
Thousands of cooking videos, millions of recipes, even more instructional videos, articles, and blogs about how to cook.

Yet! These deathfats are so lazy, so stupid, and so out of touch, that refuse to learn how to properly cook a meal. I know a lot people who are bad at cooking, but it’s imperative for these fatties to learn if they want to lose weight.

Something important to remember when watching these deathfat weight loss channels- they're not actually trying to lose weight. They put up the illusion that they are trying for views, shekels, and asspats. Amy won't touch a bit of that slop.
(I know Amber has lost some weight in a desperate attempt to get her viewers back, but even she's half-assing it- she's doing the bare minimum, otherwise she'd consistently be shedding tons of elbees.)

 

[marjoram]

Amy's getting a lot of shit for not washing her veshabuls because they clearly weren't washed first.

AMY WASHES HER VESHABULS!!!!
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Oh, I love it when Amy thinks she's being clever and funny.

God is dead.
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Wow. That "clever" response is Cammy-tier levels of stupid....

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Video: Cook with Me
Date: March 22, 2020

Is it just me or does it look like Amy is staring directly at the pill bottles in the thumbnail?

What word is she trying to say at 0:15? Fueling? Filling?

Archive:
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I could never ever eat this garbage but I will commend her for using an actual cutting board unlike her former comrade, FatJen.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I could never ever eat this garbage but I will commend her for using an actual cutting board unlike her former comrade, FatJen.

The internet boolied her into using a cutting board. Before this all went sour with "That Money Situation", Season's Deletings, and Baby Beating, Amy would cut crap on her filmy counters and some of her "subbies" went apoplectic about it every time she did it. She had to be embarrassed into using one on camera just to shut people up.

 

[Cant_Stop_Won't_Stop]

AMY WASHES HER VESHABULS!!!!

Bishhh... We literally saw you pull them straight out of the unopened plastic packaging that comes from wally world.. hack and beat them into submission with your baby fists (bc that's all you seem to know to do with anything), and throw them into your one universal trough. don't try to play us off like we're as fucking re'tarded as you are.
At this point I can't tell who will contract Corona-chan first and spread it the fastest. This unhygienic beast who washes nothing and spreads her germs all over counters and food and then spreads it to her whole family after sneaking out to the dollar store for some 'mommy time' and a drive thru run. Or fuckin Chantal who shits herself every 2hrs and doesn't wash her hands, coughs on everything, touches everything, can't go one day without going grocery shopping or to a drive thru, then goes to visit both her mother and grandmother all in one week.

 

[Omega Man]

Bishhh... We literally saw you pull them straight out of the unopened plastic packaging that comes from wally world.. hack and beat them into submission with your baby fists (bc that's all you seem to know to do with anything), and throw them into your one universal trough. don't try to play us off like we're as fucking re'tarded as you are.
At this point I can't tell who will contract Corona-chan first and spread it the fastest. This unhygienic beast who washes nothing and spreads her germs all over counters and food and then spreads it to her whole family after sneaking out to the dollar store for some 'mommy time' and a drive thru run. Or fuckin Chantal who shits herself every 2hrs and doesn't wash her hands, coughs on everything, touches everything, can't go one day without going grocery shopping or to a drive thru, then goes to visit both her mother and grandmother all in one week.

Go and tell that midnight rider
Go and tell that long-tongued liar
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the backbiter
Sooner or later God will cut you down.

(I would have posted a really cool picture of Johnny Cash but I'm on xbox right now and can't figure out how to pull that off)

 

[StrawberryDouche]

A BLOCKAGE AS BIG AS A MULBERRY WAS PLUGGING HER DUCK!!!!

Two snouts

Spoiler: Recap

-Guess who's fat

-Fat again

-Amy's fat

-Tell a friend

-HAPPY MONDAY!!!!

-Huhhuh huh huh

-Hope it is happy in your guyses homes

-Pretty calm environment here

-In her household

-People in her county positive

-With the kyruhruh..

-CORONA

-Huhhuh huh huh

-UM

County is doing okay????

Innyways

-Lockdown for where she lives

-All businesses closed

-Pandemic

-Food deliveries and grocery stores are open!!!!

-THEY WILL GIVE YOU A TICKET!!!!

-CLASS B MISDEMEANOR!!!

-Fines

-30 days in jell

-Haven't gone out

-Ali goes out for "work"

-Doing good!!!!

-done so much

-Fun

-Preschool

-Homework with Jeremiah

-Teacher gave her a leenk to

-His whatever

-Homeschooling

-Scary

-Sad

-PEOPLE CAN'T DO PROMS!!!!!

-Sad

*snort

-Accepts that

-Innyways

-Made cookies

-Homemade Play Doh

-Got a tex

-Ali is laid off

-Scary

-Square one

-In it together

-In the same boat

-All the people in the boat won't make it sink

-Will pinny pinch

-And pray

-Not too too worried

-But she's worried

-Worried for people who don't have an umbrella

-Expecially

-When this comes to an end

-Will be squared away

-Was talking to Ali

-If they still had their car "business"

-Would be legit up a creek

-Would have been TOTALLY financially out

-No promise of what will happen after

-God took them out of their "business"

-And made Ali get a job

-And now they have an umbrella of promiseeng

-Will have tough times

-Sucks

-Was just now beening able to breathe

-Catching up on bills

-Was JUST back on their feet

-WHAM!!!!

-It is what it is

-Is a ball of a mess

-Struggling

-Has been reached out by people

-SHE IS NOT ALONE!!!!!

-Will reach out if she fills like she needs to vint

-Everybody has the same fillings

-Expecially

-Fills alone

-Expecially

-Boxed in a house

*snort

-Head races

-Will they have the finances to pay the bills??????

-Or feed the fambily

*children screeching

-Not alone

*snort

-Millions of people

-Reassuring

-Sad

-Scary

-ANYONE COULD DIE!!!!

-IT COULD BE HER!!!!

-Innybody

-Scary

-A big eye opener

-Every day is her last day

-Push herself everyday

-Or you will just sit

-Pandemic

*snort

-Lysol

-DOORKNOBS!!!!

-Sprayeeng

-MAKES THE KIDS WASH THEIR HANDS EVERY 30 MINUTES!!!!

-Even if they don't wash their hands

-She has a bottle

-This is the bottle

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Rubbing alcohol

-Sprays they kids with alcohol

-If they can't wash their hands right now

-Takes it all over the house

-Her best friend

-You can help you fambily be safe

-Healthy

-Has the windows cracked for air

-So they don't breathe everyone's air

-In house arrest

-Went to Costco

-Mill replacements

-Wommart 12/9.47

-Read the comments

-The ones she randomly got notified of for no reason

-Told her it is 190 cals

-The carbers are 24g

-PEOPLE WERE LIKE NO AMY THAT'S TOO MUCH AMY!!!!

-Did research

-Costco

-Found protein shakes

-160 cals

-19g sugar

-5g carbs

-Better by a long shot

-But she does not like the taste

-Tastes like vitamins

-UM

-The labels tells her to enjoy it in the morneeng or as a healthy snack

-They're bolth good

-But she likes this one better than this one

-QUESTION

-Has innybody done other mill replacements????

-That are not these brands????

-CANNOT do vanella

-Because of the scammy powder she bought

-CAN'T DO VANELLA SHAKES

-Can do strawberry

-Chocolate is okay

*children screeching

-Loves the carmul ones

-Costco only had chocolate

-Nonono can't have vanella

-Tell her what to do to override that vitamin taste

-Would appreciate it

-Jesters of some sort

-Chocolate melk

-Sodiums are big

-Inny suggestions

-Tell her where to buy them

-Two a day

-Morneeng

-Lunch

-Eveneeng

-Decided not to do that

-Because "women problems"

-So sticking with what she is doing

-Until after her woman problems are over

-Has major rashes

-All over

-Stomach

-Laayrghs

-Tattoos

-RILLY bad rash

-Could be her liver

-Watching if her eyes are yellow

-There is a diet

-To flush detox your body

-Contemplating it

-For a month you don't eat no meat

-No chicken

-Just straight veshabuls

-Like a vegetarian

-But not vegetarian

-Detoxeeng

-Thinking about doing it for a months

-The week of the month

-Itching all over

-Big spots

-Liver enzines

-Were elevated last time

-Didn't know

-Blockage in her liver

-WAS INT HE HOSPITAL FOR TWO WEEKS!!!!

-THEY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS WRONG!!!!

-Liver

-Her liver was getting higher

-A BLOCKAGE THE SIZE OF A MULBERRY!!!!

-It was this > < big

-Mulberry sized

-They don't know how it got into her liver

-No one knows

-IT GOT IN AND PLUGGED HER DUCK!!!!

-UM

-Had to go in and take it out surgically

-Will detox

-Fills sluggish

-Detox does not hurt

-Will keep you updated

-Will let you know who is sick

-Doesn't foresee that happening

-Expecially

-Keeping quarantined

-Besides Ali

-Ali will be home from now on

-STAY SAFE!!!!

-If you're stuck with your children...

-She fills ya

-Do fun things

-DOING FUN BAKING THINGS!!!!

-So it will be a good time

-BYE BYE

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s bad news, on multiple levels, for the kids that Ali is out of a job and will be home all day now. I’m even more concerned for the children than I was previously.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

This thread has been predicting this layoff for months. Ah the wise Kiwis. You are spot on!

So, she got mill replacements with slightly less carbs. What's the point? 24-19. Still not great. How about cutting out mill replacements and just eating a sensible breakfast? Nah? Of course not. Also, why am I not surprised that Amy believes in "detox" diets?

I about snorted my drink when I read the beginning of SD's recap though. Amazing, as always. Hats off to you!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I honestly believe Amy thought she had a mulberry in her duck and no one can figure out how it got in there. I suppose it's better than having a duck stuck in your mulberry, though.

 

[Casket Base]

Could've been worse. If she had a walnut in her kid knee all her sodiums would've been too big.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

A BLOCKAGE AS BIG AS A MULBERRY WAS PLUGGING HER DUCK!!!!

Two snouts

Spoiler: Recap

-Guess who's fat

-Fat again

-Amy's fat

-Tell a friend

-HAPPY MONDAY!!!!

-Huhhuh huh huh

-Hope it is happy in your guyses homes

-Pretty calm environment here

-In her household

-People in her county positive

-With the kyruhruh..

-CORONA

-Huhhuh huh huh

-UM

County is doing okay????

Innyways

-Lockdown for where she lives

-All businesses closed

-Pandemic

-Food deliveries and grocery stores are open!!!!

-THEY WILL GIVE YOU A TICKET!!!!

-CLASS B MISDEMEANOR!!!

-Fines

-30 days in jell

-Haven't gone out

-Ali goes out for "work"

-Doing good!!!!

-done so much

-Fun

-Preschool

-Homework with Jeremiah

-Teacher gave her a leenk to

-His whatever

-Homeschooling

-Scary

-Sad

-PEOPLE CAN'T DO PROMS!!!!!

-Sad

*snort

-Accepts that

-Innyways

-Made cookies

-Homemade Play Doh

-Got a tex

-Ali is laid off

-Scary

-Square one

-In it together

-In the same boat

-All the people in the boat won't make it sink

-Will pinny pinch

-And pray

-Not too too worried

-But she's worried

-Worried for people who don't have an umbrella

-Expecially

-When this comes to an end

-Will be squared away

-Was talking to Ali

-If they still had their car "business"

-Would be legit up a creek

-Would have been TOTALLY financially out

-No promise of what will happen after

-God took them out of their "business"

-And made Ali get a job

-And now they have an umbrella of promiseeng

-Will have tough times

-Sucks

-Was just now beening able to breathe

-Catching up on bills

-Was JUST back on their feet

-WHAM!!!!

-It is what it is

-Is a ball of a mess

-Struggling

-Has been reached out by people

-SHE IS NOT ALONE!!!!!

-Will reach out if she fills like she needs to vint

-Everybody has the same fillings

-Expecially

-Fills alone

-Expecially

-Boxed in a house

*snort

-Head races

-Will they have the finances to pay the bills??????

-Or feed the fambily

*children screeching

-Not alone

*snort

-Millions of people

-Reassuring

-Sad

-Scary

-ANYONE COULD DIE!!!!

-IT COULD BE HER!!!!

-Innybody

-Scary

-A big eye opener

-Every day is her last day

-Push herself everyday

-Or you will just sit

-Pandemic

*snort

-Lysol

-DOORKNOBS!!!!

-Sprayeeng

-MAKES THE KIDS WASH THEIR HANDS EVERY 30 MINUTES!!!!

-Even if they don't wash their hands

-She has a bottle

-This is the bottle

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Rubbing alcohol

-Sprays they kids with alcohol

-If they can't wash their hands right now

-Takes it all over the house

-Her best friend

-You can help you fambily be safe

-Healthy

-Has the windows cracked for air

-So they don't breathe everyone's air

-In house arrest

-Went to Costco

-Mill replacements

-Wommart 12/9.47

-Read the comments

-The ones she randomly got notified of for no reason

-Told her it is 190 cals

-The carbers are 24g

-PEOPLE WERE LIKE NO AMY THAT'S TOO MUCH AMY!!!!

-Did research

-Costco

-Found protein shakes

-160 cals

-19g sugar

-5g carbs

-Better by a long shot

-But she does not like the taste

-Tastes like vitamins

-UM

-The labels tells her to enjoy it in the morneeng or as a healthy snack

-They're bolth good

-But she likes this one better than this one

-QUESTION

-Has innybody done other mill replacements????

-That are not these brands????

-CANNOT do vanella

-Because of the scammy powder she bought

-CAN'T DO VANELLA SHAKES

-Can do strawberry

-Chocolate is okay

*children screeching

-Loves the carmul ones

-Costco only had chocolate

-Nonono can't have vanella

-Tell her what to do to override that vitamin taste

-Would appreciate it

-Jesters of some sort

-Chocolate melk

-Sodiums are big

-Inny suggestions

-Tell her where to buy them

-Two a day

-Morneeng

-Lunch

-Eveneeng

-Decided not to do that

-Because "women problems"

-So sticking with what she is doing

-Until after her woman problems are over

-Has major rashes

-All over

-Stomach

-Laayrghs

-Tattoos

-RILLY bad rash

-Could be her liver

-Watching if her eyes are yellow

-There is a diet

-To flush detox your body

-Contemplating it

-For a month you don't eat no meat

-No chicken

-Just straight veshabuls

-Like a vegetarian

-But not vegetarian

-Detoxeeng

-Thinking about doing it for a months

-The week of the month

-Itching all over

-Big spots

-Liver enzines

-Were elevated last time

-Didn't know

-Blockage in her liver

-WAS INT HE HOSPITAL FOR TWO WEEKS!!!!

-THEY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS WRONG!!!!

-Liver

-Her liver was getting higher

-A BLOCKAGE THE SIZE OF A MULBERRY!!!!

-It was this > < big

-Mulberry sized

-They don't know how it got into her liver

-No one knows

-IT GOT IN AND PLUGGED HER DUCK!!!!

-UM

-Had to go in and take it out surgically

-Will detox

-Fills sluggish

-Detox does not hurt

-Will keep you updated

-Will let you know who is sick

-Doesn't foresee that happening

-Expecially

-Keeping quarantined

-Besides Ali

-Ali will be home from now on

-STAY SAFE!!!!

-If you're stuck with your children...

-She fills ya

-Do fun things

-DOING FUN BAKING THINGS!!!!

-So it will be a good time

-BYE BYE

Your recaps are always such a bittersweet experience. On one hand, they entertain me greatly, on the other, they serve as a sobering reminder of how much better Amy's real videos would be if she actually did scream "LOOK AT IT!!!!!" at the top of her lungs at random intervals.

 

[Gawdamit]

Fat Amy is a big fat liar. She said in her video, they finally got caught up on their bills before Ali got laid off but in Rosie's chat she said she is going to use her stimulus check to pay her debts. Which is it Amy? It's gotten to the point I don't believe anything that comes out of her mouth.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She'd better use her stimulus check to buy essentials. I can't believe the level of clueless in this one or the level of gaslighting. A few videos ago, she couldn't find fresh produce - now she can & plans a ridiculous detox diet based on fruit/veg without knowing what's causing her rash.

 

[marjoram]

She'd better use her stimulus check to buy essentials. I can't believe the level of clueless in this one or the level of gaslighting. A few videos ago, she couldn't find fresh produce - now she can & plans a ridiculous detox diet based on fruit/veg without knowing what's causing her rash.

I know what's causing her rash...
Filth
Filth is causing her rash.....

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

She'd better use her stimulus check to buy essentials.

She'll just get a new spoon.