Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Kaelijae briefly pops up to make it about her:
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(Note, nothing should have stopped her from streaming her terrible content this whole time. Simps be throwing cash at all manner of average to subpar e-thots during this time)
 
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Punkinsplice said:
What is her fucking reasoning with the " normies in a hurry for lattes" bullshit? These munchies are some damned self centered twats.
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I could be wrong, but my interpretation is that she's complaining about people not staying home and going about their lives just getting coffee like nothing is wrong and because of that we'll all be locked down longer because it will continue the spread of the virus.

But of course like a true self centered munchie she only talks about how it will effect her and not how it would effect tons of people.

I knew the munchies wouldn't let this pandemic go to waste.
 
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JackDonaghysSecretLover said:
What's that one chick up to, the one that was kinda hot then got super fat from tpn? I think she has barf in her IG name... I just don't have the patience to scroll through all the posts to find her but I haven't seen her mentioned lately either.
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Kat Loosmore? She was "barfiedoll" at one point, but she now goes by @bmkween. I assume she means that she is queen of bowel movements. She's still in her hospital bed at home with her TPN physique. Pretty boring in general, but her dangerhair doesn't disappoint.
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Punkinsplice said:
What is her fucking reasoning with the " normies in a hurry for lattes" bullshit? These munchies are some damned self centered twats.
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I noticed her selfish bullshit back when Beam rebranded as Mixer and knew I had found a new lolcow. I knew she would produce milk copiously someday and now it has arrived.
 
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Cold Waffle said:
Kat Loosmore? She was "barfiedoll" at one point, but she now goes by @bmkween. I assume she means that she is queen of bowel movements. She's still in her hospital bed at home with her TPN physique. Pretty boring in general, but her dangerhair doesn't disappoint.
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that's her! ugh she was so cute. Now she just looks like every fat but somehow entitled bitch I've ever met
 

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LOL Nevada closed NONESSENTIAL businesses, aka NOT MEDICAL FACILITIES/OPERATIONS, and only recently the police have been cracking down on places that are still open.
Her medical appointments should have been fine, but I seriously doubt she had them in the first place.
If she cancelled her appointments with a specialist, which are notorious for being difficult to get in with, she a dummy bitch
 
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Kaelijae is the female DarksydePhil, however she blows through money and whatever the fuck her problem is, it's going to be the end of her pretty quick.
teat said:
LOL Nevada closed NONESSENTIAL businesses, aka NOT MEDICAL FACILITIES/OPERATIONS, and only recently the police have been cracking down on places that are still open.
Her medical appointments should have been fine, but I seriously doubt she had them in the first place.
If she cancelled her appointments with a specialist, which are notorious for being difficult to get in with, she a dummy bitch
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Elana the dramatic zebra went live on Facebook with a hospital psychiatrist in the room (I have a screen recording of the clip that was shared in the comments, but I can't get it to upload here for some reason - I'll try again later). In the video, the psych is reasonable and even-toned, but she yells at him about how she is being neglected and is struggling to even breathe (but she has no problem screaming). He asks her about a claim that she's experienced bleeding from her ears, which causes a whole bunch of "I KNOW MY RIGHTS" and "I AM AN EDUCATED WOMAN" type nonsense. In the end, he ends up taking her phone and/or computer while she screams about wanting to get out of the hospital.

There's also someone in the comments being critical of her drama, even replying to others who offer their prayerz. It's a party and a half.
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Also, two years ago, Elana had a tilt table test and it came back with no evidence of POTS. Now she's apparently dying and her nonexistent POTS is flaring. This woman is the gift that keeps on giving.
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The two Vimeos of her IG live were the best thing I've seen in a long time. Is it ok to link them here?

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elana2

This is "elana2" by Not Ashill on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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Huge Semper Fi to Not Ashill for putting these on Vimeo, hopefully forever.

I would love to see Elana's reaction if/when she finds out she's on KF and IFGW
 
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Cold Waffle said:
Elana the dramatic zebra went live on Facebook with a hospital psychiatrist in the room (I have a screen recording of the clip that was shared in the comments, but I can't get it to upload here for some reason - I'll try again later). In the video, the psych is reasonable and even-toned, but she yells at him about how she is being neglected and is struggling to even breathe (but she has no problem screaming). He asks her about a claim that she's experienced bleeding from her ears, which causes a whole bunch of "I KNOW MY RIGHTS" and "I AM AN EDUCATED WOMAN" type nonsense. In the end, he ends up taking her phone and/or computer while she screams about wanting to get out of the hospital.

There's also someone in the comments being critical of her drama, even replying to others who offer their prayerz. It's a party and a half.
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Also, two years ago, Elana had a tilt table test and it came back with no evidence of POTS. Now she's apparently dying and her nonexistent POTS is flaring. This woman is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Dumbass has a partner. If all it will take to calm her the fuck down is getting her ass fingered , why go to the ER and not do a little Whitney & Bobby role play with him in the privacy of her own home?

Also, I seriously fucking doubt she has sepsis of all things and no one is helping her. She is just using the language that will get her the most attention.
I went to the ER with severe pain and disorientation. The second the triage nurse realized I was septic, I got more attention than Lady Gaga at a Pride festival. They most certainly don’t just park your ass. And having had it, NOONE WANTS IT. No ribbons, no glam, it’s just a shitty thing to have

ETfuckingA: multiple organ failure? Dafuq? I don’t see nearly enough toys around her. She is not trached for lungs. I’d be shocked if she has so much as a catheter. I think she’d be close to immobile if she had heart, kidney, liver issues. Doesn’t even look like an icu room, but I could be wrong. I’ll give her brain failure, but that is only a single organ failure. Diagnosis: Assholeism
 
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Cold Waffle said:
Elana the dramatic zebra went live on Facebook with a hospital psychiatrist in the room (I have a screen recording of the clip that was shared in the comments, but I can't get it to upload here for some reason - I'll try again later). In the video, the psych is reasonable and even-toned, but she yells at him about how she is being neglected and is struggling to even breathe (but she has no problem screaming). He asks her about a claim that she's experienced bleeding from her ears, which causes a whole bunch of "I KNOW MY RIGHTS" and "I AM AN EDUCATED WOMAN" type nonsense. In the end, he ends up taking her phone and/or computer while she screams about wanting to get out of the hospital.

There's also someone in the comments being critical of her drama, even replying to others who offer their prayerz. It's a party and a half.
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Also, two years ago, Elana had a tilt table test and it came back with no evidence of POTS. Now she's apparently dying and her nonexistent POTS is flaring. This woman is the gift that keeps on giving.
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how does POTS flare, exactly?

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elliptical narcissist said:
The two Vimeos of her IG live were the best thing I've seen in a long time. Is it ok to link them here?

vimeo.com

elana1

This is "elana1" by Not Ashill on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
vimeo.com vimeo.com

vimeo.com

elana2

This is "elana2" by Not Ashill on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
vimeo.com vimeo.com

Huge Semper Fi to 'not ashill' for putting these on Vimeo, hopefully forever.

I would love to see Elana's reaction if/when she finds out she's on KF and IFGW
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God bless you, I was obsessing over how to save/share her IG live before it was lost forever.

This cunt admits on camera she was only admitted to the hospital because she LIED ABOUT HAVING IMMINENT SUICIDAL IDEATION. Then smugly declares she knew to say that because she's a SuPeR sMaRt sOcIaL wOrKeR. Demands to be tested for COVID, is tested for COVID, then throws a fit when she can't leave the hospital, despite her claiming "multiple system organ failure." But she's doing it to save the lives of all her fellow zebras out there, and now she needs their help in her time of death.

What a wild ride.
 
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elliptical narcissist said:
The two Vimeos of her IG live were the best thing I've seen in a long time. Is it ok to link them here?

vimeo.com

elana1

This is "elana1" by Not Ashill on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
vimeo.com vimeo.com

vimeo.com

elana2

This is "elana2" by Not Ashill on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
vimeo.com vimeo.com

Huge Semper Fi to Not Ashill for putting these on Vimeo, hopefully forever.

I would love to see Elana's reaction if/when she finds out she's on KF and IFGW
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Wow, she looks so close to dying! Can we start a gofundme on this girl STAT?!
 
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I couldn't watch it for long. She started out giving her credentials like her education means shit in this circumstance, and rambled about the veins, which I couldn't tell were "blown" (not that I am qualified to know). The constant vocal fry and pretentious attitude gave me ear cancer within a minute and now I am more susceptible to coronachan.
 
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Punkinsplice said:
I couldn't watch it for long. She started out giving her credentials like her education means shit in this circumstance, and rambled about the veins, which I couldn't tell were "blown" (not that I am qualified to know). The constant vocal fry and pretentious attitude gave me ear cancer within a minute and now I am more susceptible to coronachan.
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You missed the best parts....about how she is dying BUT she is doing this for her viewers and supporters. You know, so they don't have to deal with all this terrible stuff. She really is taking one for the team! What a great person!
 
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