Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Punkinsplice]

Does Chris know that he is engaged to Sammie?

 

[Chihiro]

Sammies 'niece' seems to be actually mentally disabled. Which makes it a little alarming that she's hanging around with Sammie. But anyway, Sammie spends four minuets babbling about how some girl Antonio knows is actually a man named "PP" who started jerking off on cam or something. I don't REALLY think this happened... I think she's just trying to get Antonio riled up thinking he's been talking to a dude. A plan that's going to fail, because he isn't friends with her on Facebook.
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This one is fucking long, has lots of dead air, but it has some gold. It's Sammie screaming about men, expressing violent urges towards Antonio, and expressing confusion as to why her 'boyfriend' of a day untagged himself in a post of 30 images declaring her eternal love for him.
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There's also a disgusting scene of her eating with her hands, smacking with an open mouth, sucking her fingers, screaming about soda and eating candy. Clearly she's working on getting her middle school body back hard. She babbles about Antonio some. She expresses an interest in going to Africa... apparently to get AIDs. She also said she sent money to a fucking Nigerian scammer to buy an airplane ticket to come bang her.

But this video features the best Sammie quote I've heard in a while.

"I want to go up there to see my cousins, Marshall, Brittany and Katie, but you know, I don't want to get to get there and have the earthquake come along and kill me"
"Where do they stay at? In California"
".......Las Vegas? But, uh, Marshall is actually from here. He's from Detroit. And Detroit ain't far from here."
Sammie. It's a 12 hour drive. Also, of the three people listed, only one of them actually lives in Las Vegas. But Brittany lives in Las Vegas Nevada, not California.

Is she trying to claim that Eminem and Brittany Spears are her cousins again. Marshall from Detroit and Brittany from somewhere out west? We have seen this song and dance before. She gets called out on it too. That's why she is just eluding to it. Lmao. Never change Sammie.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Does Chris know that he is engaged to Sammie?

He found out this morning... and promptly untagged himself.

Is she trying to claim that Eminem and Brittany Spears are her cousins again. Marshall from Detroit and Brittany from somewhere out west? We have seen this song and dance before. She gets called out on it too. That's why she is just eluding to it. Lmao. Never change Sammie.

Marshall Mathers, Brittany Spears and Katie (Katy?) Perry have always been her cuzins, silly!

 

[Tard Repository]

Does Chris know that he is engaged to Sammie?

IIRC Facebook sends a little link to the other party to confirm or deny engagement/family relation/etc. So he's definitely gotta be playing along with this BS if they're listed as "engaged", or she accessed his Facebook while he was in the shitter and accepted it without his knowledge. Both are likely.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Seeing as her NOTW immediately untagged himself as engaged, the latter situation is most definitely what happened.

 

[JuniperFalls]

That's hilarious.

Out of curiosity, @Rabbit Bones : has Sammie posted anything indicating even the slightest awareness there's a worldwide pandemic health crisis going on these days? (Apologies if the answer is in any of the videos. I could not bring myself to sit through more than a minute or two of any of them.)

 

[Rabbit Bones]

That's hilarious.

Out of curiosity, @Rabbit Bones : has Sammie posted anything indicating even the slightest awareness there's a worldwide pandemic health crisis going on these days? (Apologies if the answer is in any of the videos. I could not bring myself to sit through more than a minute or two of any of them.)

I think the following image is the entirety of Sammies acknowledgement of Corona. She kind of lives in her own world where things like global pandemics matter less than who's slipping her the dick that week.

 

[JuniperFalls]

I think the following image is the entirety of Sammies acknowledgement of Corona. She kind of lives in her own world where things like global pandemics matter less than who's slipping her the dick that week.
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Thanks! But -- just to be clear -- no indication whatsoever that she's staying home (wherever that is) and NOT going out among new people, let alone trying to find new bed partners?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Thanks! But -- just to be clear -- no indication whatsoever that she's staying home (wherever that is) and NOT going out among new people, let alone trying to find new bed partners?

Sammie mostly seems to stay at 'home' when she has one. When she's been between houses or staying at a place where they didn't let her stay home alone, those were the times when we got incident like her going to the library all day, or sitting in McDonalds on the wifi. For now, she seems to be staying at that slow girls house pretty much full time, which I'm fine with... she needs to be kept away from Lucy. But as far as going out to meet the last few husbands? I don't think she has. Usually when she meets one of these men, she forces them into taking a bunch of selfies with her so she can spam her timeline out.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The engagement is over, guys. Chris un-friended Sammie. And Sammie responded by updating her PFP to an ancient one of her and Clarence. Clarence, for his part, seems to be using this profile these days, which is a confusing mess. I wonder if Clarence starts coming around again, if we'll see little Blueivy Axel again.

This made me laugh. Christopher Beard got arrested for stealing a wall mounted heater and a window AC unit, and rolled the second the cops spoke to him. So yes, he is indeed very much a gangster AND a scholar, as we can see from his compelling arguments below.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

"He's the best thing since Reagan or whatever" is the smartest thing any of these people have ever said in the history of this thread. And it's still stupid,

I wonder if Sammie votes. I'm actually shocked she doesn't like Trump.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

She's back with Clarence and they met up in the real world. She went live this morning with him. I've only watched a little of this so far, but you can hear his actually re.tarded sounded voice while he screams at people walking down the street, to the delight of a visibly unwashed Sammie. Clarence is apparently trying to fix a lawnmower so he can try and make money mowing lawns (In March?). He's living with his mother in south west Little Rock... so firmly in the hood. Sammie screams about how they're 'grown' and his mother can't stop him from coming to see Sammie. Sammie tells a charming story about being in a car with Clarences brother when he got arrested for driving around with a fucking gun, to the shock of Clarence who doesn't seem to realize what his brother was arrested for. I don't think Clarence is bright enough to realize that Sammie was absolutely banging his brother, but okay.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Should we begin taking wagers on when Sammie's teeth start falling out? I feel like it's only a matter of time.

 

[Conspiracy Victim]

i spent way too much time reading this thread from top to bottom these past few days
holy shit what a ride

 

[Rabbit Bones]

This is fucking nasty. You know neither of these idiots have brushed their teeth in ages. I hate Clarence. I miss Dalton.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Should we begin taking wagers on when Sammie's teeth start falling out? I feel like it's only a matter of time.

Well fluoride is just another tool the lizard people backed deep state uses to control the minds of your average American citizen.

 

[wateryketchup]

Well fluoride is just another tool the lizard people backed deep state uses to control the minds of your average American citizen.

There's actually a growing problem in America where dentists are only working in cities/densely populated areas (more money to be made). So a lot of rural areas are short on dentists if they even have any. I guarantee you her mouth is filled with all sorts of nasty shit

 

[Rabbit Bones]

There's actually a growing problem in America where dentists are only working in cities/densely populated areas (more money to be made). So a lot of rural areas are short on dentists if they even have any. I guarantee you her mouth is filled with all sorts of nasty shit

She doesn't live in a rural area. She lives in the largest metro area in Arkansas. There are absolutely dentists here. There are even regular free clinics blocks from her nigga hunting area downtown.

 

[Miss Misery]

Two deaths in Arkansas today. Is Sammie even aware there's a pandemic?

 

[Pale Empress]

This thread is incredible, I'm still 30 pages behind right now but I'm skipping around. I cruised by her profile and saw this and had a great big belly laugh.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I wish Sammie and Clarence would take a bath.

By the way. Clarence has a warrant out, for failure to appear.