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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
Random Connor checkup

Fixed his bio grammar
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Most of his tweets just seem to be TDS-posting, including his insistence that Trump is currently infected.
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I've also notice that his own actual tweets get almost no outside interaction.

Does Corona present with nausea?
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I feel attacked
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I feel attacked
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I can kind of feel Connor on this one because at one point I had an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts that I still can't fully articulate. Nowadays I couldn't care less but 15 year-old me just despised her. But this was decades ago. I can't even recall the last movie I even heard of her being in.

What does she even do these days?
 
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I can kind of feel Connor on this one because at one point I had an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts that I still can't fully articulate. Nowadays I couldn't care less but 15 year-old me just despised her. But this was decades ago. I can't even recall the last movie I even heard of her being in.

What does she even do these days?
Connor has this absolutely autistic fixation on actresses that haven't been relevant for decades. Yes, people loved Molly Ringwald and Julia Roberts. Lots of people also hated them. No one in the real world has really given a shit either way in a long, long time.
Connor doesn't comprehend this. He wonders why the rest of us don't pick up where 1998's pop culture left off.
 
I can kind of feel Connor on this one because at one point I had an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts that I still can't fully articulate. Nowadays I couldn't care less but 15 year-old me just despised her. But this was decades ago. I can't even recall the last movie I even heard of her being in.

What does she even do these days?
She is my personal avatar, People's Most Beautiful Person 1991, 2000, 2005, and 2017.

Career wise? Wikipedia says last role was for a series on Amazon. Show is supposedly continuing [last episode premiered in 2018] but she's not coming back.
So a lot of lolnothing.

It's funny because he wasn't even born yet when Pretty Woman came out.
 
I'm sorry but why does he find that buch ginger hot?
 
I can kind of feel Connor on this one because at one point I had an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts that I still can't fully articulate. Nowadays I couldn't care less but 15 year-old me just despised her. But this was decades ago. I can't even recall the last movie I even heard of her being in.

What does she even do these days?
She voiced a Smurf so depends on if you think that's good or bad career wise.
 
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