[26-Mar-2020] Philip's 341 Creditor Meeting - When what should be 5 minutes becomes an eternity.

[nohandsboi]

[Mod Edit: @nohandsboi signed up here the day of the Phil's bankruptcy conference call (a couple hours prior to its start, in fact) expressing an especial interest in it

I will when it's his turn. Might also have a couple questions. We'll see.

You have no idea who I am or what my interest in the case is.

He linked to his Twitch channel, "http://twitch.tv/fatbalddracula", where he was streaming the call. The VOD for the stream's since been deleted from this channel. The channel description still recommends viewers donate money to the popular Youtube "Detractor" Tevin

Eventually the streamer himself joined the bankruptcy call, claiming to represent Citibank and was buying Phil's debt.

Yeah right.

He certainly let everyone proceed with the belief that he was somehow representing Citi.

J: Ok. Are there any creditors on the line.
J: Ok. Your name please?
J: Spell your last name.
J: And you're with CitiBank?
J: You have questions you want to ask Mr. Burnell?
P: Hmm
R: When did you realize you needed to file?
P: Oh. Uh, we filed-

R: Um, Nancy, there, I-I'm not sure if this person is for CitiBank.
E: I'm sorry, excuse me?
R: I'm not sure, are you? I-I'm- Are you really-
E: I'm calling uh, I'm calling representing CitiBank, yes Citipoi- What are you talking about?
R: Right, are you an attorney, or like, what's your position at CitiBank, or? Uh, this doesn't seem um-
E: This seems like a, sort of an attempt to back out of answering the very transparent question reviewing these files, which is that he has $5000 a month in business expenses, which does not make any sense.
R: Why would collections from CitiBank appear on a case, so this seems a little strange. We'll answer the questions. But it's just-
E: Ok, great.
R: I mean, we've been answering the questions.

He pretty unambiguously straight up claimed he was "representing" Citi at a court hearing. I hope he's actually licensed to practice in the district.


Note: the audio was really bad at both of these points so it's possible the official audio the court has will clear this up but I'm not seeing how it could. Also it wouldn't have what he said before being allowed on the conference call in the first place, which could also put it in a better context, I suppose.

@actually and myself attempted to confirm nohandsboi's identity as a legitimate debt buyer. While nohandsboi was cooperative, unfortunately, at the time, the site was under maintenance, with images failing to upload. As of writing this, nohandsboi hasn't returned to the site since the day of the call.

If they're wise they'll abandon the account and cover their tracks. Unless they actually represent Citibank that shit was probably seriously illegal.

It remains unknown whether or not nohandbois is legitimate and has purchased Phil's debt.]

This teleconference hearing is brutal, bunch of fucking boomers that don't know how to mute their phones.

(added by actually on 3-26-2020)

https://youtu.be/t0GsHIUjYiA

 

[FamicomGorby]

This teleconference hearing is brutal, bunch of fucking boomers that don't know how to mute their phones.

Any sign of Phil showing up, saying he's present before they get to his case?

 

[nohandsboi]

Any sign of Phil showing up, saying he's present before they get to his case?

They go in order starting at 9AM, so I've been listening to other people's cases so far until his come up. There was no mass roll call prior to the hearing starting, no.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

They go in order starting at 9AM, so I've been listening to other people's cases so far until his come up. There was no mass roll call prior to the hearing starting, no.

You’re doing god’s work.

 

[tomstone]

They go in order starting at 9AM, so I've been listening to other people's cases so far until his come up. There was no mass roll call prior to the hearing starting, no.

are you recording this trainwreck?

 

[nohandsboi]

are you recording this trainwreck?

I will when it's his turn. Might also have a couple questions. We'll see.

 

[tomstone]

I will when it's his turn. Might also have a couple questions. We'll see.

dont do it or atleast not in an obvious trollish way because it could benefit the proach.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I will when it's his turn. Might also have a couple questions. We'll see.

Don't ask any fucking questions. Don't get involved. You're not party to the case, you're not an amicus curiae. You'll be asked to identify yourself on the call and if you're not one of those things you'll be told to fuck off.

 

[Trap Card]

I will when it's his turn. Might also have a couple questions. We'll see.

Don't. You'll ruin it & whoever is on this case will either delay it again or take pity on him.

 

[lavrentiyberia]

Rochelle and her first client on the call are in two separate locations, Phil won't be leaving the condo this morning

 

[nohandsboi]

Don't ask any fucking questions. Don't get involved. You're not party to the case, you're not an amicus curiae. You'll be asked to identify yourself on the call and if you're not one of those things you'll be told to fuck off.

You have no idea who I am or what my interest in the case is.

 

[der rademacher]

I thought we had already sorted out that without proper identification you won't get on the line? Maybe a nice try to make the piggy squeal, but I guess Roachelle already will have ensured him that no detractor can call in.

 

[tomstone]

You have no idea who I am or what my interest in the case is.

even though i dont believe it but it would be amazing if one of his creditiors is on kf. the ultimate detractor.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

You have no idea who I am or what my interest in the case is.

And what's cool is I don't need to, to know you're violating forum rules.

 

[BallBuster]

I am absolutely getting a 20 year mortgage now. Maybe even 15. This 30 years is bullshit.

Nothing wrong with 30 year. I have a 30 year. I am 4 years in and already 100k to the principal and 1/3 done with the whole loan. If you pay more into the principal it isn't that bad.

Oh wait I am doing it wrong aren't I? Fuck I forgot I am suppose to pay the exact amount every month and never ever pay extra into the principal because how would I afford mobile games?

 

[Hungrymandinner]

It’s good to know that we can still count on detractors in these troubled times. /wipes tear from his eye.

 

[FamicomGorby]

You have no idea who I am or what my interest in the case is.

Are you midfirst bank? Have you come to smite Phil?

 

[LyteSydeByll]

even though i dont believe it but it would be amazing if one of his creditiors is on kf. the ultimate detractor.

Midfirst bank did do the "how do you know if you are dating a scammer?" ad and also filed for a hearing scheduled on April 10th, his anniversary.

 

[nohandsboi]

I thought we had already sorted out that without proper identification you won't get on the line? Maybe a nice try to make the piggy squeal, but I guess Roachelle already will have ensured him that no detractor can call in.

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[der rademacher]

Midfirst bank did do the "how do you know if you are dating a scammer?" ad and also filed for a hearing scheduled on April 10th, his anniversary.

So it's Lance we should offer a warm welcome?