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The only reason he's still not a virgin is because he was willing to pay for sex, something most incels consider abhorrent.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Its pretty easy to let the little head do all the thinking (even more so than most guys) when everything inside his big head is defective and rotten.
FTFY fam.
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wateryketchup
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Does Russ have any roommates? Can you imagine being quarantined with him
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I'd rather be locked in a room with a rabid dog
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I'm curious how his court appearance will be handled.
Does it get pushed into the future because of the quarantine and meanwhile he just continues creeping and stalking unabated?
Or will cops show up in hazmat gear and roll him to the courthouse in a big plastic bubble? Remote trial by Skype?
He's still bugging Miss Utah at the moment...
Does it get pushed into the future because of the quarantine and meanwhile he just continues creeping and stalking unabated?
Or will cops show up in hazmat gear and roll him to the courthouse in a big plastic bubble? Remote trial by Skype?
He's still bugging Miss Utah at the moment...
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Honestly, placing Russ in some kind of environmental suit or bubble any time he has to be around others is an excellent policy, COVID-19 or no COVID-19. He's fucking grody.
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He always offers dinner.
The guy who can't talk without drooling offers dinner. Makes sense.
If I was Russell, I wouldn't subject women to that scene from The Fly where Jeff Goldblum drools on the candy bar to digest it. But to each his own.
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You’d think, considering he was so traumatised by Ariana Grande, that just the sight of her Dangerous Woman era bunny ears would send him into ‘nam style flashbacks.
You know, because he definitely has PTSD and has not lied about it.
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They had closed the courts to all but the most essential in person hearings and moved some hearings to video trials while cancelling others. I'm not sure what the protocol is now that it's gone to self quarantine and I presume people would have been video-conferencing in from their lawyer's office. I haven't seen court appearances listed as essential by any state that's gone on lockdown, but I also haven't read any specific legislation and am going by what's commonly being reported as essential. I don't think they can reasonably expect every plaintiff to have access to their own webcam, or even phone, in order to connect separately from their attorney. Would that even be legal since the attorney and client wouldn't have any way to privately confer that wouldn't be on record in the call?
edit. DSP has a hearing today and it was brought up in his thread that his attorney needs to verify his identity in person and that's a reason attorney and client cannot call in separately. Washington state is on the same kind of lockdown as Utah, so it would seem like Russ' hearing is still on unless it was one of the ones that got cancelled. New and cancelled hearings/trials in Utah will be rescheduled after June 1st.
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You will only matter to trolls.
Chungus
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Oh he's gonna become someone alright, like a sex offender.
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Sure Russ, keep telling yourself that if it helps you sleep at night. I mean, you haven't managed to succeed at anything in all these years. You have in fact failed in everything you've attempted to accomplish. But I'm sure those were all just minor speed bumps on the road to your fame and fortune, right? Surely this time will be different and you'll show us all. Any day now.
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Russell, if you actually live your dream- banging a 10/10, becoming a famous musician, and generally proving your trolls wrong, I will livestream me cooking, seasoning, and eating my own boots. I feel safe making this bet because I know your awful personality will prevent any kind of fame or fortune.
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If Russ becomes famous, not just infamous, I will livestream myself building a statue in his honor. This will happen the same time I become richer than Jeff Bezos.
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Why does Rusty always want to take women to dinner—I can’t imagine that watching him chew is erotic. He might have more luck suggesting some other activity for dates—movie theaters are dark, for example.
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But The Olive Garden is true gourmet Italian food! Didn’t you know that? Fuck taking a chick to Ruth’s Chris, The Olive Garden is where the true gourmets go.
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He will rise above our preconceived notions
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Thanks, Russ, I needed a laugh today. I think it's really telling that even after half a decade of failure he's still just as dedicated to his selfish, vain goals as ever. I've long thought of Russell's motivation like that of a comic relief character in a cartoon. They fail at something, then resolve to do the exact same thing all over again, except trying harder at it. The audience knows it's going to fail, but the character is so delusional that they can't stop for a moment of critical thinking. Russell acts just like that. As the years go by, he'll still be saying this exact same crap over and over about how one day he'll "make it." It may get boring to some people but I enjoy watching how he flies through life by the seat of his pants, riding on false hope and nothing else. If anything, this indicates that Russell may never snap and turn violent when he realizes his life is over. He could be homeless or committed and will still be convinced he'll be famous one day.
I think Russell has a kind of Pretty Woman-esque fantasy. He wants to be seen as a gentleman, the only guy in a woman's life who's ever been nice to her. He wants to "woo" a woman with flowers, dressing in a suit and buying her dinner before she willingly agrees to let him fuck her whenever he wants. He doesn't just want to fuck a prostitute, he wants her to want him. Of course, he's such a narcissist that he expects her to look past how hideous he is while he only cares about her for her looks.
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I've wondered this myself. More than once he's insisted on taking the sex workers he's hired out to dinner even though he's literally paying for that time (and therefore wasting it since all he really wants is sex). I think it's because Russhole doesn't really get human behavior (due to being a self-absorbed malignant narcissist with zero theory of mind), so he tries to ape what he sees in popular media. From this, he has formulated how he thinks a "real gentleman" acts. They wear suits, they bring flowers, they take women out to dinner, etc. He has created a script in his misshapen gourd head on how his interactions with women are supposed to go and what buttons he has to push in what order to get the women to provide him sex. "Take the woman out to dinner" is simply an entry on that "wooing" checklist, right above "get me my penis sucked". He is, of course, inevitably frustrated when women refuse to play along with it and demonstrate free will and personal agency instead.