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"Stuff... candy... ugh... I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!"

Just the fact that over the course of a 2 hr+ long call, the handful of points of contention he takes issue with, an accusation of eating allot of candy is one of them. Cracks me up every time.
 
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OJ Simpson said:
"Stuff... candy... ugh... I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!"

Just the fact that over the course of a 2 hr+ long call, the handful of points of contention he takes issue with, an accusation of eating allot of candy is one of them. Cracks me up every time.
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“Kacey needs a MAN.”
“I am a man sir.”
 
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Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our dogs, and it is Very Stressful on me.

I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.
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He has no reason to keep those dogs and really they would have been better off in a home that would put in the effort to actually raise them right. As for Barb it's called a nursing home Chris, if you weren't such a Bates level momma's boy have one take her in even a cheap one that only gets paid by Medicare. As for the second quote this was in 2013 before the merge/marriage to his ocs became a thing but personally I've found it hilarious that Chris believed his life would magically resolve its self like a movie just because he kissed the girl and got his "sweetheart."
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
He has no reason to keep those dogs and really they would have been better off in a home that would put in the effort to actually raise them right. As for Barb it's called a nursing home Chris, if you weren't such a Bates level momma's boy have one take her in even a cheap one that only gets paid by Medicare. As for the second quote this was in 2013 before the merge/marriage to his ocs became a thing but personally I've found it hilarious that Chris believed his life would magically resolve its self like a movie just because he kissed the girl and got his "sweetheart."
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Ironically Chris stated he would not put Barb in a home. Typical flip-flopping from Chris. He wants to do stuff people his age do (have fun, go out), but they also have responsibilities, something that Chris could never grasp, and so, he's facing his "final purpose."
 
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he tried to sic rob bell on @Cyan and @Indigo FYI

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Crustyguy said:
From Sonichu issue #1, "I idol[ize] Sonic! I hate Eggman!", because it implies that Chris legitimately hates this fictional video game villain who isn't even that threatening or harmful.
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Oh god I just had a thought, what if Chris rolls up to Jim Carrey's house to like, do a Michael Abram and stab him to death? I mean Chris is delusional enough to seek Robotnik's death, right?
 
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ANobody said:
Oh god I just had a thought, what if Chris rolls up to Jim Carrey's house to like, do a Michael Abram and stab him to death? I mean Chris is delusional enough to seek Robotnik's death, right?
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Chris is also a cowardly bag of lard who has left Virginia only a handful of times in his life. The chances of him trying to murder Jim Carrey are less than nonexistent.
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1EiG1v7kG4
I always laugh my ass off when his ear keeps falling down.
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If you watch this video w/o knowing about Chris and his history it is legit horrifying, a fat blue sonic man implying hes going to fuck some girl named Jacky. Scratch that, even if you do know about him its still horrifying, but also hilarious.

One of my favorites was when Clyde Cash or someone like him got Chris to fuck a PS3/4. Its been so long the details are fuzzy but I remember it being on the CWCville library, maybe a true and honest fan here knows the vid.
 
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If you watch this video w/o knowing about Chris and his history it is legit horrifying, a fat blue sonic man implying hes going to fuck some girl named Jacky. Scratch that, even if you do know about him its still horrifying, but also hilarious.

One of my favorites was when Clyde Cash or someone like him got Chris to fuck a PS3/4. Its been so long the details are fuzzy but I remember it being on the CWCville library, maybe a true and honest fan here knows the vid.
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It was Jack Thaddeus and it was this video:

Chris humps his PS3 - CWCki

sonichu.com sonichu.com
 
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ANobody said:
Oh god I just had a thought, what if Chris rolls up to Jim Carrey's house to like, do a Michael Abram and stab him to death? I mean Chris is delusional enough to seek Robotnik's death, right?
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His old videos have the same energy as Ricardo Lopez's he might have gone that route if the Sonic movie came out years ago.
 
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